6/26/2017

FUCK THE LIBERAL MEDIA

Three CNN journalists resign in disgrace for spreading fake Russia-Trump conspiracy theory. I miss the Ted Turner days. CNN was a world news leader. Now it's a race to the bottom to beat out Fox News and MSNBC.

ADORE DELANO NAKED

LINK: RuPaul Drag Race queen Adore Delano naked.

NOTES:

  • His real name is Danny Noriega.
  • I hated him on the show. Thought he was a whiny bipolar druggie bitch.

MOTHER OF ALL SEDUCTIONS

LINK: Mother Of All Seductions

DESCRIPTION: Scene from the Brazzers series MILFS Like It Big. Xander Corvus fucks his girlfriend's mom while his girlfriend sleeps next to them.

VIOLET CHACHKI JERKOFF VIDEO

LINK: RuPaul Drag Race winner Violet Chachki jerks off.

DESCRIPTION: Scene for BoyFun.

NOTES: He had a nice load.

LUKE HEMMINGS PENIS

LINK: Leaked dick pic of 5 Seconds of Summer singer Luke Hemmings.

NOTES: I've heard he's a huge horndog. Goes through groupies like crazy.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Life

DESCRIPTION: 2017 sci-fi horror movie about astronauts on a space station discovering an alien organism.

DIRECTED BY: Swedish director Daniel Epinosa

WRITTEN BY: Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick (Deadpool)

STARRING:

  • Jake Gyllenhaal as Dr David Anderson, an American senior medical officer. Ryan Reynolds was originally going to have this role but had to go for a smaller role because of scheduling conflicts with his movie The Hitman's Bodyguard.
  • Swedish actress Rebecca Ferguson as Dr. Amanda North, a British quarantine specialist.
  • Ryan Reynolds as Rory Adams, an American systems engineer. He previously worked with the director on the 2012 action movie Safe House.
  • Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada as Japanese pilot Sho Murakami
  • British actor Ariyon Bakare as British biologist Hugh Derry
  • Belarussian actress Olga Dihovichnaya as Russian commander Ekatrina Golovkina
STUDIO: Sony's Columbia Pictures. Billionaire Larry Ellison's son David served as a producer.

MY TAKE: I liked it. Good old-fashioned monster movie. Very suspenseful. The alien was creepy. I liked the science behind it all. Made it much more realistic. I don't think there are plans for a sequel but I do think it would make an interesting movie. What would happen if an alien parasite landed on Earth and started gobbling up all life? Can you imagine trying to contain it? One thing if it was on land and tracked to a specific area but if it landed in the ocean...

NOTES:
  • Made $98.9 million on a budget of $58 million.
  • There were many rumors that it was going to be a secret backdoor to a Venom movie in Sony's Spiderman franchise because the trailer used footage from Spiderman 3, the writers are comic book guys and Sony fought hard for the rights to the movie even though the producers are traditionally aligned with Paramount.

CHINESE GUY FUCKS GIRL IN CEMETERY

LINK: Chinese guy fucks girl in cemetery.

6/25/2017

CHINESE GUY FUCKS GIRL IN BATHROOM

LINK: Chinese guy tapes himself fucking girl in bathroom.

CHINESE KARAOKE BAR THREESOME

LINK: Two Chinese guys fuck girl in karaoke bar.

BRITISH TWINK TEACHES MASTURBATION

LINK: British twink teaches masturbation.

NOTES: He was really cute.

SAFARI CITY

LINK: Safari City

DESCRIPTION: 2002 gay porn movie about horny twinks on safari.

NOTES:

PHAT ZANE FUCKS AVA LAUREN

LINK: Phat Zane fucks Ava Lauren

DESCRIPTION: Scene from the Brazzers series MILFs Like It Big.

TV REVIEW

Finished watching the second season of Ash Vs The Evil Dead. I really liked it. I'm very picky about horror comedy. Sam Raimi is one of the few people to really pull it off. He has fun with it. And I love Bruce Campbell. He's the one who sets the tone.

BIGBOYMACHINE

LINK: BigBoyMachine fucks girl.

DESCRIPTION: Chaturbate webcam show.

FUCK BIG BUSINESS

DirectTV caught lying about it's two-year contracts. This is why I roll my eyes when cable and phone companies say that everything's locked in. The fine print says they can raise their prices on a whim at any moment.

PHOTO SHOOT FOURSOME

LINK: Photo Shoot Foursome

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Helix. Featuring Brad Chase, Blake Mitchell, Aiden Garcia and Joey Mills.

TIGHT ENDS 3

LINK: Tight Ends 3

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Helix. Football players Corbin Colby, Sean Ford, Colton James, Joey Mills and Zach Taylor fuck in the back of a pickup truck.

BREATHE

LINK: Breathe

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Helix. Blake Mitchell, Sean Ford, Joey Mills, Wes Campbell and Corbin Colby have a five-way orgy.

PUMPKIN SMASHERS

LINK: Pumpkin Smashers

DESCRIPTION: Brad Chase, Sean Ford and Joey Mills fuck.

HARD EDUCATION

LINK: Hard Education

DESCRIPTION: 2012 gay porn movie about horny college twinks.

NOTES:

DANI FUCKS RENA REINDEER

LINK: Dani fucks Rena Reindeer

LANDON VEGA FUCKS WES CAMPBELL

LINK: Landon Vega Fucks Wes Campbell

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Helix.

KORDELL STEWART JERKOFF VIDEO

LINK: Former NFL player Kordell Stewart jerks off.

BLACK GUY FUCKS WHITE CROSSDRESSER

LINK: Black guy fucks white crossdresser in hotel room.

HUNG BLACK GRINDR HOOKUP

LINK: White bottom tapes himself getting fucked by 22-year-old black guy with 11 inch cock.

DESCRIPTION: Scene from XTube user NJAPACumDump.

MY LIFE

I celebrated Pride on Saturday.

The parade had a great turnout. Probably the biggest Pride parade Cincinnati has ever had. I remember when it was a sad fifteen minute affair but this one lasted well over two hours.

I went with my sister-wife Amy and met up with my friend Julie M. and her posse of gay friends. After the parade we stopped at the apartment of one of the gays to recharge. It was a hipster efficiency in the Banks. I was blown away by the $1500 a month rent. Downtown living is nice but aint worth that.

Everyone did dainty shots while I drank half a bottle of vodka. One of the gays gave a big melodramatic speech about how their foster kids were going back to their mother. I recommended a lesbian family lawyer that I know and they shot it down. Don't have time for lawyers. I'm like okaaaay. You want these kids or not?!?

We wandered down to the Gay Pride Festival. Amy had to go to a wedding. I was going to go home, take a nap and come back down for the drag show later but ran into my friend Jeff and his friends. We hung out in the water park for a little bit. His gay friend was cute. Emo rocker boy. Unfortunately he had a boyfriend. Chubby cub.

Jeff and his friends left. I decided to just stay for the next three hours and hang out. I was disappointed with the festival's food and shopping selections. There weren't many good food trucks. I had hoped to buy a t-shirt but nothing really appealed to me. The only thing I bought was some rainbow pride sunglasses.

I met back up with my friend Julie M. She was with her 20-year-old nephew and his fuck buddy. She was sobbing and shaking because she thought they were going to get weed but was shocked to see her nephew buy a duffel bag full of cocaine and pills. She confronted him on it and he raged out, screaming that he wasn't a drug addict. He was really hammering her, to the point where a cop perked up and was paying attention, so I shut that shit down with a pronouncement. "Coked Up Baby Gay. Spoiled Sidepiece. Ya'll have been banished from my presence! Run along now children." They didn't know what to make of me but wandered off pissed while I calmed Julie down.

It's sad. The baby gays were really cute. But it's clear that they were junkies. What really set the nephew off was that Julie backed out on loaning him $400. That was his drug money. I'm not really shocked. Baby gays often go through a druggie phase. Last year when I met him at Pride, he had just come out and was hanging out with a bunch of nasty queens. I warned Julie M. that he was in with the wrong crowd but she said that he "came from a good family" and would be okay. So much for that.

At that point, the alcohol and the sun was really starting to get to me. I came close to puking and passing out but managed to hold it off by sitting down and drinking a bunch of pop. My sister-wife Lesley and Julie M.'s friend Kim came and joined us. We watched the drag show which featured Michelle Visage and a number of queens from Ru Paul's Drag Race. My gay friends Brian and Andy came with their little boy, their side piece Royce, our friend Joey, Brian's mom and her pregnant friend.

The gays were broke and didn't have transportation because they all rode down with the mom so we weren't able to go out after the show. Instead Lesley and I went and had a drink at Bar 32 in Covington before meeting up with our friend Django and his wife at the country-western bar Bobby Mackey's. They announced that they're moving to West Virginia next week to run a group home for disabled kids. I'm really going to miss them.

We ended the night line dancing. Lesley and I then got food at the 24/7 diner Anchor Grill, listening to a bunch of old fogies wax nostalgically about their rock band days.

BOOK REVIEW

Batman '66, Vol. 1Batman '66, Vol. 1 by Jeff Parker
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

If you're a fan of the original series, it's cute. But that's about it. Gets old quick.


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BOOK REVIEW

Aliens/VampirellaAliens/Vampirella by Corinna Sara Bechko
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Not bad. I like that they didn't hold back on the gore and the violence and showed what it would be like if an Alien harvested a vampire. My main nitpick is that Vampirella didn't really get to shine. In fact, she pretty much spends the entire time running for her life.


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6/23/2017

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Jimmy's Hall

DESCRIPTION: 2014 drama based on the true story of Irish communist leader James Gralton.

DIRECTED BY: Leftwing British director Ken Loach

WRITTEN BY: Paul Laverty, a frequent collaborator of the director's.

STARRING:

STUDIO: Entertainment One

MY TAKE: It was okay. Kind of long and slow. Suffers from an identity crisis. Is it an Irish footloose? A romance? A tragedy? A historical period piece? A political drama? Hard to say.

NOTES:
  • Filmed in Ireland.
  • They couldn't film in the original area because it had become too modern. 

DANNY DYER COCK FLASH

LINK: British actor Danny Dyer flashes his big dick while joking around.

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MUSINGS

Ray Tensing Mistrial. A lot of folks are angry but I take a contrarian view. I don't think he's racist. I don't think he's a monster. I think he genuinely feared for his life. An argument can definitely be made that he committed manslaughter but it's tricky with cops because they're acting in good faith. Why punish an innocent man? What does that accomplish? If it was such a clear-cut black-and-white issue then why has it been the longest trial in county history with TWO mistrials? I say call it a tragic accident and move on.

NAUGHTY POLITICS

GameLink executive exposed as a white supremacist who attacked a group of Trumpcare protesters in San Francisco.

6/22/2017

MUSINGS

Canadian sniper sets world record with 2.2 mile takeout of ISIS fighter. I'm amazed there aren't more assassinations in the world. Sometimes I wonder if the conspiracy theories about MK Ultra are real and there really are psychics projecting protective bubbles around the rich and powerful.

MY LIFE

First day back to work after being off for seven days and I immediately had to deal with drama from the Laziest Person on Earth. Apparently when I was off taking care of my dad in the hospital, they lost their shit over having to work harder. In the past, she got away with her temper tantrums. Folks in charge hated conflict and enabled her bullshit. But my boss and my boss's new boss don't put up with that shit. They called her out on it. If your'e crazy, see a doctor. Otherwise get a grip or get the fuck out. Simple as that.

Grasping for straws, she tried to throw me under the bus by saying that I moved around too much. Which resulted in the bosses pretty much laughing in her face. Wait. So you're mad that the other guy works too hard?!?

I'm curious to see how she responds to everything. If she's smart, she'll shut the fuck up and deal. If she tries to retaliate against me, she'll get her ass handed to her. If she stomps around and acts out more, she'll just tighten the noose around her neck.

She has this delusion that she'll never ever get fired and that all she has to do is pitch fits to get her way. But let's get real here. She doesn't have a college education. Her work performance has always been pathetic since day one. She only got the job because she burned out in another one and HR forced a transfer to give her another chance. She refuses to adapt. Still calls herself a clerk, a position that hasn't even existed for ten years. There's really no reason to keep her.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: The Lego Batman Movie

DESCRIPTION: 2017 animated spinoff of The Lego Movie.

DIRECTED BY: Chris McKay (The Lego Movie). He has a cameo as Pilot Bill. A huge Batman fan, he's supposed to be working on a live-action movie featuring Nightwing.

WRITTEN BY: Seth Grahame-Smith (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter), the writing team of Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers (Community), Jared Stern (creator of the sitcom Dr. Ken) and John Whittington.

STARRING:

STUDIO: Warner Brothers. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, the writers/directors of The Lego Movie, served as producers.

MY TAKE: I loved it. Laugh a minute. A loving tribute to all things Batman. You can watch it three times and still not catch all the references. 

NOTES:
  • There's a bunch of cameos from big name stars.
    • Mariah Carey as Mayor McCaskill
    • Eddie Izzard as Lord Voldemort
    • Seth Green as King Kong
    • Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords as Sauron
    • Billy Dee Williams as Two Face. He originally played him in Tim Burton's Batman.
    • Conan O'Brien as The Riddler
    • Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman
    • Channing Tatum as Superman
    • Jonah Hill as Green Lantern
    • Chris Hardwick as Reporter #3
  • There are also a bunch of references to other movies
    • Lord of the Rings
    • Jaws
    • The Matrix
    • Wizard of Oz
    • Doctor Who
    • Clash of the Titans
    • Gremlins
    • Creature From The Black Lagoon
  • Premiered in Dublin, Ireland
  • Was a big hit at the box office. Making $310 million on a budget of $80 million.

DAMIEN'S FIRST JERKOFF

LINK: Damien's very first jerkoff video

NOTES: I've never seen this one before.

6/21/2017

HARNESS FLIP FUCK

LINK: Two twinks take turns fucking each other in a harness.

LATINO SUBWAY THREESOME

LINK: Three Latino guys fuck on subway.

CAM 7489

LINK: Cam 7489

DESCRIPTION: Two cute guys jerk and suck on Chaturbate webcam.

IT'S RAINING PRETTY SHEPHERDS

LINK: It's Raining Pretty Shepherds

DESCRIPTION: Three twinks fuck in a shower.

FOR MIN BRORS SKYLD SEX SCENES

LINK: Sex scenes from the 2014 Danish movie "For Min Brors Skyld"

DESCRIPTION: A Danish man pimps his son out to a cougar but then it gets extreme when he tapes him getting raped by four masked men.

NOTES: 

  • The good news is the guy is really cute. The bad news is that second scene really fucks it up.
  • Also known as For My Brother. It's a really dark, depressing movie. So much for Denmark being the happiest place on earth.

BEN HUNT JERKING OFF AND CUMMING

LINK: Australian rugby player Ben Hunt leaked pictures of him jerking off and cumming.

REST IN PEACE

The Lesbian Bar. The last remaining lesbian bar in LA just closed. They're disappearing across the country. Cincinnati used to have two or three, but they're all gone. The article mentions San Diego's Gossip Grill but I've been there. It's part of a chain of gay-themed bars/restaurants. Not really a traditional lesbian bar by any means.

ANDRES CORREA NAKED

LINK: Leaked nude selfies of Seattle Sounders soccer player Andreas Correa naked.

TV REVIEW


DESCRIPTION: First season. A man travels across America as he is drafted into a brewing battle between Old and New Gods.

CREATED BY: Bryan Fuller (Pushing Daisies, Dead Like Me, Hannibal) and Michael Green (coic book writer who co-wrote Heroes, Logan, Alien: Covenant, the new Blade Runner movie) based on the 2001 fantasy novel by Neil Gaiman.

STUDIO: Starz

MY TAKE: It's surprisingly short. Only eight episodes. But otherwise I really liked it. Fantasy at its best. Great mix of special effects and storytelling. Great characters. I especially enjoyed Laura Moon who's a bitch and yet you still somehow end up rooting for her.

NOTES:
  • Cute Guy Alert
    • Bruce Langley. The British actor is weirdly captivating as nerdy Technical Boy. I really wanted to suck his dick.
  • I liked their take on Jesus. There's a bunch of them. Mexican Jesus. Hippie Jesus. Filipino Jesus. New Agey Jesus. Douchey Evangelical Jesus. 
  • I also like the concept behind the gods. They exist based on worship. Some are half-dead because few remember them. Others have reinvented themselves. While new gods like Media have also sprang up. 

BOOK REVIEW

This Is Just My Face: Try Not to StareThis Is Just My Face: Try Not to Stare by Gabourey Sidibe
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

I read it on my phone while visiting my dad in the hospital. It's in dire need of editing and I'm disappointed that she doesn't talk much about her acting roles, but I admire her for being open about her struggles with weight, anxiety and fame.

Underneath her sarcasm is pain. Growing up poor in NY, raised by a street performer mother and absentee Senegalese immigrant father who had multiple wives, including his own cousin. Working as a phone sex operator. Being the star of "Precious" but still being so poor that she had to take the bus to her own premiere. Constantly dealing with family members asking for money because they think she's a millionaire swimming in cash. Becoming famous for being a fat black girl but feeling a lot of resentment for it. Trying everything from bulimia to bariatric surgery to keep her weight down.

She seems to be very driven and goal-oriented. Shrewd enough to realize that celebrities come and go and that the real power lies with producers and creators of content. I'm curious to see if she's able to use her connections with Lee Daniels, Oprah and Ryan Murphy to break out and become a Hollywood player in her own right.


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STRANGER FUCK

LINK: Stranger Fuck

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Sketchy Sex. Bottoms come to frat house to get fucked.

ASS BASHING

LINK: Ass Bashing

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Fraternity X. Frat boys gangbang bottom.

RUSSIAN NIGHTVISION SEX TAPE

LINK: Nightvision webcam video of Russian guy and girl fucking.

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Real Life Cam.

NOTES: He was cute.

FUCK FOR VACATION MONEY

LINK: Fuck For Vacation Money

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Sell Your GF.

6/20/2017

MY LIFE

The last two days were very rough.

My dad fell on Monday morning. He hurt his neck a little but otherwise was okay. Since this was the third time in a month he's fallen after getting up out of bed, I took him to the hospital to get checked out. They quickly confirmed what I already thought. His blood pressure was acting up.

I expected him to be kept overnight. That's pretty much a given for anyone who has cardiovascular issues. But then the second day wore us both out. I didn't get any sleep because I slept in the chair in his room. Which is shitty because apparently they had cots available and didn't offer me any. He kept breaking down and crying. Worried about dying. Worried about my mom. Worried about the pets. Having flashbacks of when he was younger and spent time in a psych hospital.

My sister disgusted me. Her idiot husband moved the entire family into the hospital for three days when his nasty cunt of a mother had a toe removed for diabetes. But my sister didn't call my parents at all and only texted me a few times, muttering that she was too busy. I broke down and called her hoping she could help stop my dad crying. She whined that she was busy making dinner for her lazy fat fuck husband and that I needed to man up and yell at a nurse to give our dad a Valium.

Meanwhile, sister #2, my half-sister who I've only met three times in my life, is messaging me the entire time, lecturing that I needed to raise hell at the hospital and that she wanted to visit to introduce my dad to her "fiance" before he got worse. Ugh.

So after dealing with all of that, the nurse comes in and announces that my dad was going to be staying another night because the doctor had left for the day and there was concern about his arteries. I'm like. No shit. He's had clogged arteries for FIVE years! Now you suddenly "discover" this on his chart forty eight hours after he arrives? WTF!?! The vascular surgeon ruled two years ago that my dad wasn't viable for a second operation. Nothing's changed. Not going to wait another day for that asshole to come in and say the same shit over again.

The good news is I got my dad discharged. The bad news is I don't know where to go from here. I don't trust his doctors. I think his blood pressure medication, lisinopril, is doing a number on him. I'm worried about his arteries. They're clogging and there's pretty much nothing we can do. I'm worried about him falling again. What if he breaks his hip? What if he hits his head and dies? What if all of this happens in the middle of the night when we're sleeping and we don't discover him for hours? Can I count on my sister for help. Nope. Just me dealing with life and death issues while also juggling a full-time job, my disabled alcoholic unemployed mom and my own health problems.

My head hurts thinking about it all. Sometimes I worry that I'm going to be the one who drops dead from a heart attack.

6/19/2017

BLACK SIERRA FUCKS TWO DWARVES

LINK: Black Sierra fucks two dwarves

NOTES: The Mexican guy is Chelsea Handler's midget sidekick Chuy Bravo

A TASTE OF TAIJA

LINK: A Taste of Taija

DESCRIPTION: 1990 straight porn movie.

NOTES:

TABOO IV: THE YOUNGER GENERATION

LINK: Taboo IV: The Younger Generation

DESCRIPTION: 1985 straight porn movie about a psychologist studying incest.

NOTES:

6/18/2017

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Them

DESCRIPTION: 2006 French horror movie about intruders breaking into a house to terrorize a young couple.

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY: David Moreau and Xavier Palud

STARRING:

STUDIO: Studio Canal

MY TAKE: The ending could have been done a little better but otherwise I liked it. Just an old-fashioned suspense thriller. Trapped in a house with people trying to kill you.

NOTES:
  • Filmed in Romania where it was set.
  • Loosely inspired by a true story of an Austrian couple murdered by three teenagers in their Romanian vacation home.

BRAZILIAN RAIN FOREST THREESOME

LINK: Brazilian rainforest threesome

NOTES: They were all gorgeous but the black guy with only one leg steals the show as the top.

REST IN PEACE

Stephen Furst. I loved him as Vir Cotto on Babylon 5. He was only 63. Apparently had some sort of complications from diabetes. Certainly adds to the curse of B5. Seems like half the cast has died young.

FUCK CHINA

Chinese cut gay kiss scene from "Alien: Covenant"

BRAZILIAN COUPLE FORCE GIRL TO FUCK

LINK: Brazilian couple force girl to fuck.

NOTES: He had a nice long dick.

RUSSIAN GIRL TIED TO RADIATOR

LINK: Russian guy ties girl to radiator and forces her to fuck.