7/25/2016

MOVIE REVIEW: THE PEANUTS MOVIE

The Peanuts Movie.
I thought it was cute. It's rare for a G-rated movie to appeal to both kids and adults. The CGI animation also worked out better than I thought it would. Surprisingly managed to keep the softness of the originals.

LOADS

Loads.
Weird and trippy X-rated black-and-white short film from the late Curt McDowell. It's mostly him blowing guys with some artsy-fartsy scenes thrown in here and there to make it look sophisticated.

DOMINIK TROJAN FUCKS JOHAN VOLNY

Dominik Trojan fucks Johan Volny in restroom stall.
Gay porn scene from Staxus.

FAMILY AFFAIR

Family Affair.
1991 bisexual porn movie about incestuous siblings (Axel Garret, Chad Knight, Flame). It's become a cult classic.

PORN REVIEW: NAIJA ADULT

Naija Adult. 
Straight porn site featuring a mix of homemade African porn pictures and videos. The layout's a bit clunky but it does have a unique selection.

SPIDERMAN PUNK THREESOME

Spiderman and a punk fuck Spiderwoman.
Cartoon porn video.

SPIDERMAN FUCKS MISS MARVEL

Spiderman fucks Miss Marvel.

SPIDERMAN FUCKS SUPERGIRL

Spiderman fucks Supergirl.

HULK FUCKS SPIDERMAN

Hulk fucks Spiderman.

SPIDERMAN SUCKS IRON FIST

Spiderman sucks Iron Fist.

7/24/2016

GAY NINJA TURTLES

Two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fuck each other.
Computer-animated gay cartoon porn video. Great job with the animation.

GHOST FUCKER

DRACO MALFOY FUCKS HERMIONE GRANGER

Draco Malfoy fucks Hermione Granter.
Computer-animated cartoon porn video. They did a good job depicting the likenesses of the Harry Potter characters.

JOEL FUCKS ELLIE

Joel fucks Ellie.
Computer animated cartoon porn featuring Joel and Ellie from the videogame "Last of Us." I'm impressed with the animation.

BRITISH BAR GIRL THREESOME

Two British guys tape themselves fucking girl they picked up in a bar.

BRITISH POOL THREESOME

Friend tapes two British guys having fun fucking girl in hotel pool.

OUTDOOR BRAZILIAN GANGBANG

Group of Brazilian guys tape themselves taking turns fucking girl outside.

STRAIGHT MMA FIGHTER HANDJOB

Dirty old man gives straight MMA fighter a handjob.
I could swear I've seen the straight guy in porn before.

GIRL KEEPS SUCKING AFTER HE CUMS

Girl keeps sucking after guy cums.

CAUGHT FUCKING GIRL IN RESTROOM STALL

THE LAST FOR US

The Last For Us.
Cartoon porn video featuring Ellie from the videogame "Last of Us."

LOSING A POKEMON BATTLE

Losing a Pokemon battle.
Cartoon porn video.

FAIRY TAIL XXX PARODY 2

Fairy Tale XXX Parody 2.
Cartoon porn video from Drawn Hentai.

CRAIGSLIST CHRONICLES 5

Craigslist Chronicles 5.
Bottom tapes himself getting fucked by guy he met on Craigslist.

CITY LIFE SEX

City Life Sex.
Two hour gay porn movie featuring black thugs fucking.

CZECH CONCERT FUCK

Czech guy and girl fuck outside during concert.

FUCK DEMOCRATS

Wikileaks exposes Democratic Party corruption. Among the biggest revelations:

Illegal campaign collusion. Political parties are supposed to remain neutral during primaries but the DNC shamelessly worked for Hillary.

Mistreatment of Bernie Sanders. They spied on his computers. Put moles into his campaign. Paid people to criticize him. Even staged fake protests with interns.

Racism. Making fun of blacks who refused to endorse Hillary. Paying bribes to black politicians and civil rights racketeers to be shills. Reaching out to bigots in the South to accuse Bernie Sanders of being an atheist Jew.

Self-serving liberal media. CNN, MSNBC, Politico, Buzzfeed, Reuters and other bloggers/media outlets pretty much worked for the Democrats, submitting stories to them first, asking how they could help Hillary, hinting at future PR jobs within the DNC or a potential Clinton administration.

DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was horribly corrupt. She's already been made a Clinton campaign chair. Will probably get a cushy job if Hillary wins. Then use that to make millions more as a lobbyist later.

MY LIFE

My brother-in-law posted a picture on Facebook of my nephew in a too-too. I reshared it, joking that he inherited my drag DNA. My sister and brother-in-law then called me angry, demanding that I take it down before his friends and family saw it.

I get it. They didn't want him getting bullied. But it still hurts. The hardest part of homophobia isn't when a stranger tells you they hate you. Who gives a shit what they think. It's when a friend or loved one backs away.

So sorry. The Lord disapproves.

What if our friends and family saw you? We can't possibly offend anyone!

We don't want your "gayness" rubbing off.

What if you have HIV? Got to be safe.

NAUGHTY MUSINGS

Porn star Kendall Karson suing her ex-boyfriend violinist David Garrett for $12 million. He originally hired her as an escort in 2014. She's accusing him of doing cocaine, forcing her to drink his pee, fucking her so hard that she broke a rib, being into trannies and wanting to have a sex slave.
The Purge: Election  Year.
I liked it. The Purge series is so unique because it's a mix of horror, action, sci-fi and politics.

I'm fascinated by the setup. It's not too far-fetched. Rising crime caused by a long economic downturn resulted in the rise of right-wing extremists known as the New Founding Fathers. They shrewdly held on to their power by appealing to the bloodlust in people. One night a year you get to PURGE. The rich profited handsomely from insurance and weapons sales. They were also able to use the purge to eliminate economic undesirables like the poor, homeless and immigrants as well as seize coveted property by murdering its owners. But greed has its consequences. More and more folks grew tired of paying outrageous insurance premiums and security contracts to survive purge night. So the idea of the purge is threatened.

I've heard a fourth movie might serve as both a prequel and a sequel. Showing the origins of the purge as well as a future civil war where everyone's fighting openly to murder each other.

TEEN HONEY TRAP

Teen Honey Trap.
Straight porn scene from Brazzers featuring Danny D fucking Alaina Dawson, Elsa Jean and Piper Perri.

BLONDE SOCCER GIRL

Buddy Hollywood fucks soccer girl Cleo Vixen.

SPRING BREAK POOL PARTY

Spring Break Pool Party.
Straight porn scene from Passion-HD featuring Buddy Hollywood fucking Lily Rader and Piper Perri.

MASSAGE THERAPHSODY

Massage Theraphsody.
Straight porn scene from Brazzers featuring Xander Corvus fucking Anastasia Hart.

DEFLOWER YOUR BROTHER

Dad encourages daughter to take her little brother's virginity.

SNEAKY SNACKS

Sneaky Snacks.
Straight porn scene from the Reality Kings series Teens Love Huge Cocks featuring Bill Bailey and Janice Griffith.

THREE HOMIES HAVE FUN WITH GIRL

Three homies have fun with girl.

BOXING GYM GANGBANG

Girl gets gangbanged by group of boxers.

BRAZILIAN GYM GANGBANG

Two girls get fucked by group of Brazilian guys in gym.

BANGING MY STEPMOM AND BABYSITTER

Brick Danger fucks his stepmom Alyssa Lynn and babysitter Alina Li.
Straight porn scene from Bang Bros.

7/23/2016

NAUGHTY MUSINGS

Couple caught having sex in public in Minsk, Belarus.
Must've been good if everyone heard their moaning from a mile away.

MY LIFE

It looks like my dad's clogged arteries have spread to his stomach. He's been complaining about pain since stuffing himself silly with Mexican food yesterday. I'm hoping it's just a temporary flare-up like his legs and his side. If it gets worse, we're fucked. The vascular surgeon said that surgery is not only too risky but pointless because his arteries will almost immediately clog right back up again. We can clone your cat and send it to Mars with a robot buddy, but we still have no idea how to control plaque in our own arteries.

MOVIE REVIEW

Mulholland Drive.
2001 thriller about a woman with amnesia.

It's hailed as a cult classic but I didn't like it. Director David Lynch is way too weird and surreal for me. I liked Twin Peaks because it was broken down into smaller bites. This was originally meant to be a tv-movie pilot for a similar tv show, but it was re-purposed as a movie.

The strangest scene for me was the sad lesbian crying while finger banging herself. Oy vey.

COLLEGE COUPLE ROUGH FUCK

College guy has rough sex with his Asian-American girlfriend.
Would've been hotter if he was more attractive. I actually thought he was a lesbian at first.

ROGAN O'CONNOR JERKOFF VIDEO

Rogan O'Connor from  MTV's "Ex On The Beach" jerks off on Skype.

AARON MOODY BIG DICK VIDEO

19-year-old British soccer player Aaron Moody talks dirty while playing with his big monster dick.
I've seen pictures before. Didn't know there was a video. Would love to see him in action.

SLAPPING HIS COCK ON HIS GIRL AND HIS BUDDY

Guy accidentally slaps his big dick on friend's face while they're fucking a girl.

BLACK GUY WITH OLD WHITE CUCKOLD COUPLE

Fat old white hillbilly tapes his wife getting fucked by black guy. The black guy had a nice big dick. No wonder he kept staring up at the ceiling. She was scary looking.

7/22/2016

BLACK GUY FUCKS WHITE CROSSDRESSER

Transvestite Sissy Swallow gets fucked by black guy in basement.

JERKING OFF IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS

Straight guy jerks off in front of his friends.
An old favorite of mine.

ARGENTINE GUY FUCKS GIRL IN KITCHEN

Friend tapes Argentine guy fucking girl in kitchen at a party.

GIRL SUCKS THREE LATINO GUYS

Three cute Latino guys get their dicks sucked by girl.
I love homemade sex tapes like this.

POLITICS

Hillary Clinton picks Democrat Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine to be her vice president.
I'm not shocked. He's a longtime Clinton loyalist. Not to mention horribly corrupt. He's fluent in Spanish, which will help them with Latinos. She also desperately needs Virginia, especially since many have soured on her old friend Gov. Terry McAuliffe for being incompetent and corrupt. The state supreme court just shot down his plan to restore voting rights to felons so they could vote for Democrats.

FEMALE TO MALE GETS FUCKED

Female-To-Male gets fucked.
FTM isn't really my cup of tea, but I find it fascinating. Women transitioning into gay men.