4/29/2017

DIEGO FUCKS DEZI

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DESCRIPTION: Scene from Latin Boyz.

STARZ FUCKS TINO


DESCRIPTION: Scene from Latin Boyz.

INFAMOUSJ FUCKS STARZ

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DESCRIPTION: Scene from Latin Boyz.

KRYZ FUCKS TITO

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DESCRIPTION: Scene from Latin Boyz.

RIO FUCKS TINO

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DESCRIPTION: Scene from Latin Boyz.

CARELESS FUCKS CYCO

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DESCRIPTION: Scene from Bi Latin Men.

VENOM FUCKS ZORRO

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DESCRIPTION: Scene from Bi Latin Men.

ASAP FUCKS NOTORIOUS

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DESCRIPTION: Scene from Bi Latin Men.

MR. FREAKY FUCKS KRONIK

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DESCRIPTION: Scene from Bi Latin Men.

MY LIFE

Saturday started out rough. 

Storms caused the basement to flood, knocking out power to half the kitchen and half my bedroom. The landlord came over and fixed it. But it wasn't pretty. The wiring in this house is scary. The power went out because wires somewhere got wet. The fuse box popped and smoked when we flipped the breakers.

I started my mom's Social Security Disability benefits application. Had to wait until now because we needed a statement from the doctor describing her longterm prognosis. It took me over two hours to fill the basic form out. They ask so many questions. Who was your doctor in 2002? Can you provide a full list of all the procedures they performed and prescriptions they prescribed? 

The process is very long and convoluted. I fill out the fifty page form and mail a mountain of medical records to corroborate everything. Two months later they send you a letter denying you benefits. Seventy five percent of folks are denied automatically. You have two months to get a lawyer and appeal. You then have to wait a year for a judge to hear your case. There's a sixty five percent chance of success. If you win, the lawyer steals twenty percent of your back benefits. 

The good news is if my mom wins her case, she'll get ten thousand dollars in back pay and pension. The bad news is that's over a year away. Good luck surviving without any income until then.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Detour

DESCRIPTION: 2016 thriller about a college student who puts a hit on his stepdad.

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY: British director Christopher Smith (Black Death)

STARRING:

STUDIO: Billionaire Mark Cuban's indie film studio Magnet Releasing released it.

MY TAKE: It was okay. I liked the cast and the look of it. But the story was fairly predictable. Saw the ending from a mile away.

NOTES:
  • Premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival.
  • The 1945 movie Detour can be seen playing on a tv.
  • Cute Guy Alert
    • Tye Sheridan. The 20 year old actor has a number of shirtless scenes. Shame the shower scene didn't show his butt or anything else. Rumor is he's gay-for-pay and fooled around with X-Men director Bryan Singer.
    • Emory Cohen. I think his character should have been a closet case. He seemed attracted to Tye Sheridan and indifferent to girls. Would've been hot if they had a threesome.
    • Jared Abrahamson. At one point he's jerking off to porn. Shame we didn't see more.

COLBY KLEIN FUCKS KYLER MOSS

LINK: Colby Klein fucks Kyler Moss

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Bare Twinks.

BODYBUILDER LEWIS HARRISON NAKED

LINK: Bodybuilder Lewis Harrison shows off his dick.

4/28/2017

CJ WRIGHT FUCKS LISA ANN

LINK: CJ Wright fucks Lisa Ann

DESCRIPTION: Scene from the 2009 Hustler movie "Lisa Ann: MILF Trainer"

JUICYANNY

LINK: JuicyAnny

DESCRIPTION: Guy fucks girl on Chaturbate webcam.

BOOK REVIEW

The Heroin Diaries: A Year In The Life Of A Shattered Rock StarThe Heroin Diaries: A Year In The Life Of A Shattered Rock Star by Nikki Sixx
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

A lot of folks read this to learn about heroin and drug addiction. If that's the case, move on. There's a reason why rockstars are able to party so hard. They have millions of dollars, managers/doctors/assistants and access to a wide range of drugs.

So take this for what it is. A behind-the-scenes look at Motley Crue. Crazy Nikki Sixx, party animal Tommy Lee, obnoxious Vince Neil banging groupies, interacting with other rockers (sex-addicted Gene Simmons, bedwetting Slash) and doing every kind of drug imaginable.


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HUNG ROOMMATE CAUGHT SHOWERING

LINK: Hung roommate caught showering

NOTES: He was cute. Nothing sexier than a tall skinny guy with a long dangly dick.

4/27/2017

MY LIFE

My mom had her second followup with the surgeon for her broken leg.

The good news is he said her leg has completely healed. She's at 100 percent weight bearing and is now allowed to practice walking. In fact, he was surprised she was sitting in her wheelchair.

The bad news is my mom refuses to believe she's better. She's terrified of falling. She literally crawled out the door. Then pitched a fit and demanded that the medical transport van take her in her wheelchair.

Her chances of getting disability benefits are very slim now. The rule is you have to be disabled for more than a year, but she's probably going to be cleared to return to work in June. She might be able to argue hardship based on a combination of her inability to stand for long periods of time, anxiety, COPD and age. But the government is going to make her jump through hoops to prove that. If you're a crackhead, everything is handed to you. But if you work, oh no, back to the coal mine for you! Somebody's gotta pay for the moochers.

TWO LATINO GUYS FUCK GAY GUY IN CAR

LINK: Two straight Mexican guys fuck gay guy in car.

WHITE GUY CUMS ON BLACK FRIEND

LINK: 18-year-old white guy cums on black guy.

NOTES:

  • An old favorite of mine. Some folks have tried to say that he's autistic or disabled. I think he's just goofy and has a thick accent. 
  • He looks young but he's legal. This came from an XTube Amateur video, which means he had to verify his age in order for the video to be sold.
  • I liked the intense look on his face when he was jerking off.
  • Apparently there's another video of his friend Matt, who appears at the very beginning, getting sucked and rimmed by the black guy. But all of the links that I've found have been dead.

TANNER AND DUCAN FLIP-FLOP

LINK: Tanner and Duncan take turns fucking each other.

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Sean Cody.

NOTES: I liked Duncan.

BILLY TAYLOR FUCKS LOGAN MILANO

LINK: Billy Taylor fucks Logan Milano

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Randy Blue.

THALIUS FUCKS BRUBAKER

LINK: Thalius fucks Brubaker

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Military Classified.

NOTES: He fucked the shit out of him.

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BENJAMIN FARMER NUDE IN SHOWER

LINK: Actor Benjamin Farmer full-frontal nude in the 2013 movie "The Falls: Testament of Love"

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MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: The Falls: Covenant of Grace

DESCRIPTION: 2016 drama about a gay Mormon couple. It's the third and final movie in The Falls trilogy.

DIRECTED BY: Jon Garcia (director of the previous movies)

WRITTEN BY: The director with Rodney Moore

STARRING:

STUDIO: Breaking Glass Pictures. 

MY TAKE: It was okay. I liked the first two movies better. The story just seemed to peter out to me. Jesus Christ, ya'll have been going back and forth for SEVEN years. Who cares what the goddamn Mormon church thinks. They can go fuck themselves. 

NOTES:
  • Filmed in Portland Oregon
  • The Mormons really screwed themselves over by announcing that the children of gays will go to hell unless they denounce their parents. That backfired badly. Grandparents and conservative family members who were otherwise annoyed with their gay loved ones were furious that the church was attacking innocent kids. 
  • I have a soft spot for Mormon missionaries. They're cute and friendly. There's even an entire gay porn fetish based around them (MormonBoyz.) But I've never been a fan of their so-called religion. Joseph Smith was a cultist. That's why he was driven across the country. Brigham Young was a nasty child-molesting rapist. Non-whites weren't even deemed to have souls until freaking 1980. The Book of Mormon makes $cientology look sane. I don't know how anyone could say they're proud to be Mormon. What's there to be proud of? 

THE BLK-SINK

LINK: The Blk-Sink

DESCRIPTION: Over twenty videos of a black guy sucking dick in public.

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BLACK GUYS SUCK ON SUBWAY PLATFORM

LINK: Group of black guys jerk and suck each other on subway platform.

DESCRIPTION: Scene from the XTube user The Blk-Sink.

NOTES: I like how they did it right out in the open. I just picture an old lady sitting on a bench staring at them in horror.

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BLACK GUY SUCKS TWO IN PUBLIC RESTROOM

LINK: Black guy sucks two in public restroom.

DESCRIPTION: Scene from XTube user The Blk-Sink.

NOTES: Really hot. He sucks openly in front of others watching. Gets covered in cum. Then has them wash their dicks in the sink.

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BLACK GUY SUCKS DICK ON SUBWAY

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TWO BLACK GUYS SUCK IN ALLEY

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REST IN PEACE

Michael Mantenuto. He starred in the 2004 Disney hockey movie Miracle. He made two more movies then joined the Special Forces. He was found in his car dead from a self-inflicted shot to the head. He was only 35 :-(

SANTIAGO CREAMPIE

LINK: Santiago Creampie

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Military Classified. Straight guy eats gay guy's ass then fucks him.

NOTES: I liked his cumshot. A river of cum started flowing down his dick.

JAY MERCER FUCKS JUNIOR HERNANDEZ

LINK: Jay Mercer fucks Junior Hernandez

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Cocky Boys.

JAI COURTNEY NUDE

LINK: Australian actor Jai Courtney full-frontal nude in the 2016 movie "The Exception"

4/25/2017

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Underworld: Blood Wars

DESCRIPTION: Fifth movie in the fantasy series about a war between vampires and werewolves.

DIRECTED BY: Anna Foerster. This was her first movie. She's best known for being director Roland Emmerich's favorite cinematographer.

WRITTEN BY: Cory Goodman (The Last Witch Hunter, Priest)

STARRING:

STUDIO: Sony's Screen Gems

MY TAKE: Meh. My dad loves these movies. I like the idea of it and thought the first movie was good but each sequel has gotten lamer and lamer. 

NOTES:
  • Was originally going to be a reboot but then they decided to soldier on with another sequel.
  • They keep making the movies because they're surprisingly profitable. In this case, it made over $50 million dollars in profit. A sixth movie is already in the works.

CALIGULA

LINK: Caligula

DESCRIPTION: Original unrated version of the 1979 cult classic X-rated movie.

NOTES: 

  • Penthouse founder Bob Guccione spent millions on his passion project. He got Gore Vidal to write the original screenplay and mainstream actors Malcolm McDowell, Peter O'Toole, John Geilgud and Helen Mirren to star in it. But it was just too weird and kinky to be a mainstream movie, let alone a blockbuster. 

CSI MIAMI: A XXX PARODY

LINK: CSI Miami: A XXX Parody

DESCRIPTION: 2010 straight porn movie from Sex Line Sinema spoofing the tv show.

NOTES:

  • Scenes
    1. Jay Lassiter fucks Mya Nichole before she's found dead.
    2. Kris Slater wakes up on the morgue table and fucks Nicole Ray and Tabitha Stevens. This is my favorite scene.
    3. Cheyne Collins and Monica Mayhem recreate the murder scene by fucking.
    4. Tabitha Stevens runs her own simulation by fucking police officer Rulon Myles.
    5. Nick Manning and Jessica Jaymes also recreate the murder scene by fucking.

4/24/2017

NAUGHTY POLITICS

Will new computers and phones block porn unless you pay a porn tax?
Sometimes I think the conspiracy theorists are right and the Illuminati really is at work because this isn't just a silly local issue. The British, European Union, Chinese, Saudis, Iranians and Australians have made the same exact proposal. All porn will be moved to an XXX domain with access being closely monitored. It's not really an anti-porn measure but a way to control the internet.

CELEBRITY SEX STORIES

Did Aaron Hernandez have a gay prison lover?
I don't know what to make of this. Kinda hot to think of him fooling around in the football showers, secretly fucking thug boys and having a prison bitch. But he never set off my gaydar. Doesn't seem real to me.

NAUGHTY HISTORY

Chinese dictator Mao Zedong.
He was gross as fuck. He was morbidly obese and drove everyone crazy by constantly farting and cracking dirty jokes. He loved to molest little girls, the younger the better. The dance troupes basically served as harems for him and his cronies. He was notorious for giving girls yeast infections because he had cottage cheese dick from rarely ever taking a bath.

GUY FUCKS GIRL IN HOSPITAL BATHROOM

LINK: Guy fucks girlfriend in hospital bathroom.

NOTES: He was cute. I love risky public sex videos like this.

RUMSPRINGA PART 2

LINK: Rumspringa Part 2

DESCRIPTION: Scene from MEN. Diego Sans fucks Amish guy Jack Radley on the beach.

HARDCORE SEX WITH LINDSEYLOVE

LINK: Hardcore Sex with  LindseyLove

NOTES: Her boyfriend is so pretty.

LIL JACK LOSES THE GAME

LINK: Lil Jack Loses The Game

DESCRIPTION: German guy fucked after losing a game.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Sing

DESCRIPTION: 2016 animated movie about a singing competition.

DIRECTED BY: British director Garth Jennings (Son of Rambow, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe) and animator Christophe Lourdelet

WRITTEN BY: The director. He has a cameo as Miss Crawley the elderly iguana. His four sons have cameos as Rosita's piglets.

STARRING:

STUDIO: Universal Pictures. Produced by Illumination Entertainment, the creators of Despicable Me and The Secret Life of Pets.

MY TAKE: I thought it was cute. The music was very catchy. 

NOTES:
  • Was a hit at the box office making $625 million on a budget of $75 million.
  • It was originally titled "Lunch" but got renamed to "Sing" to reflect its musical tone.
  • Fifteen percent of the budget went to paying for the rights to the dozens of songs heard in the movie.
  • Currently holds the record for being the highest-grossing film to never finish first at the North American box office. Star Wars: Rogue One did it in. 
  • Received Golden Globe nominations for Best Animated Movie and Best Original Song.

4/23/2017

REST IN PEACE

National Review's Washington editor Kate O'Beirne. She was one of my favorite political commentators. She had a sense of humor and didn't make everything personal. These days pundits are self-serving and fake. They're all basically PR hacks. Saying anything to win.

TWO BRAZILIAN GUYS FORCED TO SUCK

LINK: Two Brazilian guys forced to suck each other.

NOTES: That was really creepy. Both are tied up and the one guy was covered in blood and looked like he had the shit beat out of him. Some sort of gang revenge?

STRAIGHT GUY JERKS OFF IN GYM

LINK: Straight guy tapes himself jerking off in gym.

BRAZILIAN GUY CAUGHT JERKING OFF

LINK: Friends catch Brazilian guy jerking off in alley.

FRIENDS CATCH LATINO GUY JERKING OFF

LINK: Cute Latino guy waves his big dick around after friends catch him jerking off to porn.