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12/17/2014

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FUCK OBAMA

Obama restores relations with Cuba. What does this appeasement accomplish? The Castros are on the ropes. They're older than dirt. They're running out of money because their benefactor Venezuela is falling apart. All we had to do was wait on the fuckers to keel over and then reach out to their successors.  But nope.  Obama had to throw them a lifeline.  Just like he did to Iran. My friends on the left brag that this is a historic moment, but history will show that he fucked up yet again.

12/16/2014

FUCK CHINA

Inside Beijing's airpocalypse: a city made almost uninhabitable by pollution. I've had friends visit China and they were horrified by the massive pollution. It's like living on Mars. You have to wear a space suit just to go outside.  And yet nobody talks about Chinese pollution.  It's always Blame America.

MOVIE REVIEW

Caucus. Documentary about the 2012 Iowa Republican presidential caucus.  Caught it on Netflix.

It was surprisingly entertaining.  Actually learned a lot about the candidates.

  • Michele Bachman. Her gay husband cracked me up. Felt like I was watching an SNL skit. 
  • Rick Santorum.  If he wasn't anti-gay, I'd like him.  He came across as a very nice guy. I loved it when he got ambushed at a diner by a crazy old lady drugged out of her mind.  She kept rambling on about Mexican truckers. At first he tried to respond to her, but then he flat out said, okaaay, I'm not racist, nice talking to ya, moving on here.
  • Herman Cain.  Very charming and funny.  
  • Mitt Romney. I've come to like him. They showed the original speech where he referred to corporations as people.  He got a lot of heat for that but it turns out the whole thing was taken out of context. He was responding to a left-wing agitator and he clearly said that corporations were made up of people. But the liberal media didn't care. Got its soundbite.
  • Newt Gingrich.  A lady swooned over him and his wife, and I wanted to point out, that's his THIRD wife and he left one dying of cancer.
  • Rick Perry. So slick. I loved it when he did an ad bashing gays so the gays started crashing his events catcalling him.  At one point he says hi to a guy, the guy says he's gay and Perry about falls over himself to get away.
  • Tim Pawlenty. Poor guy.  He was probably the most qualified out of all of them, but he was just too boring, so he literally ended up flipping burgers by himself while everyone ran by to catch Michele Bachman or Herman Cain.

FUCK ISLAM

Taliban attack Pakistani school, killing over a 120 people, mostly kids. Because setting a teacher on fire and then gunning down a group of schoolgirls is what Allah wants.

12/15/2014

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Turkey rounds up journalists. When Turkey voted for an Islamist party, everyone cheered.  It shows that democracy and Islam can work together!  But then Islamist president Erdogan became a dictator. Purged the military. Purged the police.  Revoked a number of secular laws.  And now he's rounding up independent journalists. So much for that.

MOVIE REVIEW

The Loved One. 1965 black-and-white British comedy based on the novel spoofing LA's funeral industry. I was supposed to read the book for a book club but never got around to it.  Thought I'd watch this instead.

I couldn't get into it.  Too strange.  Although I did get a kick out of Liberace's cameo as a funeral salesman.  And out of seeing other famous celebrities when they were younger (Jonathan Winter, Milton Berle, Rod Steiger, James Coburn, John Gielgud).

12/14/2014

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Russian soldiers gangbang sex slave in barracks. An old favorite of mine. I repost it every time I come across it because it never gets old.

SCI-FI GEEK

Hacked Sony e-mails reveal yet another Spiderman reboot. I think they should turn him back over to Marvel.  The "thirty year old guy playing a lovesick teenager" story has been played to death. Marvel has a better idea.  Go younger. A teenage superhero.

MOVIE REVIEW

La Bare. 2014 documentary about male strippers at a Texas club. It's directed by actor Joe Manganiello who decided to show what it's like behind the scenes as a stripper after appearing in Magic Mike. Caught it on Netflix after my friend Lesley recommended it to me.

I liked it. I thought the college boy Channing was gorgeous. Wish he showed his dick.  Overall I thought it was interesting. The story of the poor guy who got murdered in a fight was especially sad. I can't believe the guy who killed him got away with it even though he was a drug dealer with a long rap sheet.

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FUCK LITTLE BROTHER

Chicago suburb refuses open records requests to release its concert deal with Garth Brooks. I've been to Rosemont before for an anime convention. It's a fake city.  There are very few residents. Most of the land is devoted to hotels and convention centers.

12/13/2014

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MOVIE REVIEW

The Equalizer. 2014 action movie loosely based on the classic 1980s tv-show about a retired spy turned vigilante.

It really didn't have much to do with the original show, but otherwise I still liked it.  Denzel Washington can kick ass.

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12/12/2014

FUCK THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

Pope says animals can go to heaven. Kudos to him for saying that. I get a kick out of the conservatives backtracking and saying it was just a personal observation and not doctrine. I thought the pope was infallible?  Or does he have to wear his magic hat and chant some silly words first for it to be real? This is why I roll my eyes at Catholic doctrine. It's all bullshit.

12/11/2014

MUSINGS

A friend posted a funny picture on Facebook and one of their friends chided them that employers and universities look at that.

My response:  Fuck Them!  Do you really want to join an organization that actively spies on you outside of work like that?  I wouldn't last five minutes with the Nazis.

WEBCAM REVIEW

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NAUGHTY POLITICS

South Korea accuses chat app of sharing porn. What a lot of folks don't realize is that governments have secret deals with technology companies to spy on everyone.  This company refused to play along, so surprise, it gets accused of being dirty. It's for the children ya know.

MOVIE REVIEW

Nymphomaniac Vol. 1 and 2. 2013 four-hour drama about the life of a female sex addict. Caught it on Netflix.

Overall I didn't like it.  I thought it was way too long. I thought the hardcore sex scenes were more for shock than story. And I hated the characters.  Couldn't stand any of them, especially the girl.

But I did like the idea of it.  I think it could have been edited down to less than two hours and made into something interesting. At times it was darkly comic.  There's a hilariously awkward scene when an extremely bitter wife shows up with the kids to introduce them to daddy's whore.

12/10/2014

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LOCAL POLITICS

Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley whines about streetcar budget. I've always been ambivalent about the streetcar project, but his handling of it annoys the hell out of me.  Oh hey.  Let's delay it for months. Then whine when that delay causes millions of dollars in overruns. Dumbass.

POLITICS

My take on this week's report that the American government engaged in torture.

I have mixed emotions.

I'm actually not against torture in principle.  I think it can be useful in extremely rare circumstances. Something that needs to be personally signed off on by someone really high up, such as the President or CIA Director.

Otherwise I'm against torture for the simple fact that it's a waste of damn time.  The British, French, Russians, Chinese, etc. learned that a long time ago.  If you really want to hurt someone, then you make them DISAPPEAR.  Lock them up and throw away the key.

That's what we really should have done.  Transferred folks to secret prisons in third-party countries and just left them to rot.

As for the report itself, notice that it CONVENIENTLY stops at Obama's door.  My friends on the left don't want to admit that he happily embraced all the shit that he bashed Bush and Cheney over. But that's okay.  Because it's perfectly okay for Democrat politicians to break their promises.  If Obama got on tv and said torture was wonderful, even the most wild-eyed anti-war hippie would be out cheering him on, because people are retarded like that.

NAUGHTY POLITICS

Police investigating chlorine leak at furry convention. I've been annoyed with how the media has reported this.  We're looking at a possible domestic terrorist attack that put nineteen people in the hospital.  But is anybody talking about that? Nope. Instead we have morons like MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski giggling hysterically.

FUCK OBAMA

Univision anchor Jorge Ramos calls out President Obama on deportations.  I'm not a big fan of Ramos. He's to the left of me on immigration. But kudos to him for pointing out Obama's hypocrisy, and to his face no less.  Obama made a big deal about immigration reform being a moral issue.  And yet if that's the case, why did he wait SIX years to take action? And more importantly, why did he drastically INCREASE deportations? To a cynic, it looks like he played games.  Let's fuck with the Latinos.  Blame it on the racist Republicans.  Then laugh when they automatically vote for us like blacks do.  That's why when you ask Hispanic voters about Obama and Democrats they're not exactly jumping up and down in joy.

12/09/2014

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MOVIE REVIEW

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. 2010 Finnish horror movie about a group of reindeer hunters who awaken Santa Claus and his elves.

It was okay. I liked the idea behind it. Part 1980s-style kids adventure.  Part Scandinavian dark fantasy. But then the ending petered out and got goofy.

MUSINGS

Boxer Floyd Mayweather attends basketball game hours after witnessing his friend murder his girlfriend. We talk about Ferguson and black men getting shot by police. But in reality, ten times as many black people die killing each other than anything else.  And it's all because of thug culture.  Look at him smiling with a big shit-eating grin up there.  He wanted to be photographed.  Boosts his street cred.  Makes him look like a badass.

FUCK BIG BUSINESS

Should employees be paid for the time they spend waiting for security checks when they leave work? I say yes. If it's mandatory, then it should be part of your time sheet. Companies like Amazon should either budget that time into the regular work day or pay over-time. But alas, the Supreme Court ruled unanimously against that idea. Another victory for Big Business. Another step back to the days when companies were allowed to treat workers like slaves.

FUCK DEMOCRATS

Cincinnati Democrats demand Tracie Hunter not go to jail because she's black. I think their argument is insane. She deserves special treatment because of political reasons.  Even though I'm far to the left on many issues, this is a prime example of why I can never be a Democrat.  It's all about hypocrisy. Do as I say, not as I do.  Justice should be fair and impartial.  It shouldn't be based on how well-connected you, how many bribes you have paid, how many photo-ops you've done.  Good lord, it's a freaking six month sentence in a minimum-security jail.  She should just do her damn time and move on to the next gig.  You know six months from now she'll be running some fake charity or tucked away in some obscure political office counting her next wave of bribes.  That's how these roaches do it.

FUCK THE LIBERAL MEDIA

"The New Republic" magazine implodes. It actually wasn't that bad of a magazine. They took a lot of contrarian positions that impressed me.  For a left-leaning organization, they were particularly tough on national security issues. But part of me does gloat seeing all of these liberal talking heads whine about the end of civilization.  That's the problem with the media. There's too many pundits on the left and the right and not enough real investigative journalists.

MOVIE REVIEW

The Maze Runner. 2014 sci-fi movie based on the popular young adult book about a group of young people forced to run through a giant maze.

I liked it.  A lot of YA books fall flat as movies, but this held up well.  I also liked the cast. It's a gay porn spoof just waiting to happen.  A lot of cute guys:

  • 23-year-old Dylan O'Brien from "Teen Wolf"
  • 24-year-old British actor Thomas Brodie-Sangster from "Game of Thrones"
  • 21-year-old British actor Will Poulter from "We're The Millers"
  • 28-year-old Korean-American actor Ki Hong Lee
  • 26-year-old Chris Sheffield from "Last Ship"

12/08/2014

PORN REVIEW

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NAUGHTY POLITICS

British expand list of forbidden sex acts in porn.  This is fascinating for a bunch of reasons.

  • The International War on Porn. The Americans, Canadians and British have teamed up to take on porn. They in turn have pushed the Europeans and Japanese to be more strict, making the world a sadder place.
  • Britain's strange speech laws. They don't have a Constitution or a First Amendment so that's why their libel, censorship and wiretapping laws are so out of whack.  
  • Nanny State socialism. We're reaching that Big Brother level where "incorrect' thoughts are being regulated.
  • I just love the idea of a bunch of stuffy British bureaucrats sitting around talking about freaky sex acts.  
Just look at some of the stuff they came up with.

Watersports. It's sort of okay as long as you don't pee directly on anyone and the whole movie aint dedicated to it.  

Fisting. The doctors actually ruled that it wasn't medically dangerous, but fuck that, still gonna ban it anyway. But don't worry, fingering is still okay.  We rather liked that in prep school.
Amputee Insertion.  We literally don't know what to make of that.
Enemas and Catheters.  Kinda freaky, but as long as nobody's putting piss or shit in their mouth, it's okay for now.
Cum eating. Nothing wrong with that. Carry on!
Vomiting.  It has to be accidental. Nobody can get off on it because that's just too fucked up.
Public Sex. We rather like our dogging videos. We'll look the other way as long as you don't go fucking around schools, churches or anywhere too public.
Age Play. Schoolgirl outfits turn us on too, so carry on! Just don't put diapers on or do anything too weird or incestuous.
Weapons.  Unless you're waving a banana around, guns and knives are bad.
Rape Fantasy.  Completely illegal.  No more burglar fantasies.

Bonadage. Goodbye ball gags and spread eagles. Gotta be able to scream out a safe word and have one hand free.
Facesitting.  Only if it's lightly done because we're afraid somebody's gonna smother to death.
Ballbusting. Depends. Submit your stuff to us first.  We want a good laugh then tell you no!
Trampling. We're kinda curious about that. Depends on how ya do it. For instance, if you're lying on the floor and a bunch of buxom babes are bouncing over you, we could be okay with that. But if you're being stampeded by fat bitches, maybe not so much.

Anal insertion. Butt plugs are okay, but nothing else because we don't want people going to the hospital with iPhones up their asses.
Power tools. I love how they literally use the term "fucking-machines" and ask that they be engineer approved!

Deepthroating.  We're totally for that, just don't use the term "choke on my cock, bitch" because that's rather sexist.

MY LIFE

The good news is my dad won a thousand dollars on a lottery scratch-off ticket.  He gave three hundred to my sister and the kids, which they spent on a shopping spree at Target and Michaels.  Kept two hundred for himself and my mom.  And gave the rest to me.  I got some socks, new sheets and a hoodie. Kept some cash for drinking money.  Banked the rest for bills.

The bad news is everybody in the house is sick.  My nephew gave my dad his bad cold.  I think I'm starting to get sick too.  And my mom's a hot mess.  My aunts told her that my uncle was bad off with liver cancer so she went on a bender that ended with her pissing herself in bed. I just don't get it.  My brother drank himself to death so let's do the same!

12/07/2014

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MOVIE REVIEW

Gone Girl. 2014 thriller based on the popular book by Gillian Flynn about a missing wife.  It was directed by David Fincher (Seven, Fight Club, Panic Room, Benjamin Button, Social Network) and starred Ben Affleck as the husband of the missing wife.

I'm not a big fan of thrillers or Affleck, but I liked it. It's almost two and a half hours long, but it's captivating all the way to the end.

FUCK OBAMA

Ebola Czar heading back to Wall Street. Yeah there are thousands of people still dying and the virus is nowhere near to being contained, but Ebola is no longer in the news so it's time to check out.  Thanks Obama for the sweet resume booster!  See ya at the next fundraiser!

FUCK BIG BUSINESS

How Wall Street Bent Steel. Here you have a family-owned steel company that has been around for over a hundred years and never outsourced overseas.  But Wall Street wasn't happy with that.  Thought "Made In America" was a waste of money. So speculators gobbled the company up and forced it to break up.  Now the Rust Belt town of Canton, Ohio is on the brink.  All those middle-class unionized jobs are in danger of being outsourced to India and China.  The local government and economy faces devastating losses in revenues.  And for what? So speculators can earn a few pennies more on their returns for public pension funds that really shouldn't even be in the business of playing around in the stock market.

FOOD

Myrtle's Punch Bar. New bar located at 2733 Woodburn Ave in the Walnut Hills neighborhood of Cincinnati.  It's owned by Molly Wellmann who also runs the popular bars Japs, Neons and Old Kentucky Bourbon Bar.  The concept of this bar is alcoholic punch.  Twenty bucks gets you a big bowl that you can sit at a table and share with friends.

The bar itself is nice. It's brand spanking new to the point where you could still smell the fresh paint. It's not that big but there's enough room on the main floor and downstairs to squeeze folks in.

As far as nitpicks go, the prices for the other drinks were a bit pricey. I'm surprised there weren't more options for punch, they only had one because they ran out of bourbon for the other one.  They only had one bathroom.  The neighborhood aint exactly the best. And there appeared to be a leak in the basement because our booth kept getting dripped on.

Despite all of that, it was still a fun experience. Good place to start the evening and then move on to the bars of Mt. Adams around the corner.

12/06/2014

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  • Big Guns. 1987 movie from William Higgins about a group of well-endowed naval lieutenants. My favorite scenes:
    • Chad Douglas fucks blond stud paper boy Kevin Wiles. I'm not a big fan of the Tom Selleck pornstache type but this was surprisingly hot.
    • John Davenport teaches Chris Gray how to shoot, then takes him back to his place and fucks him on the edge of his bed. I thought Davenport was hot. Big dick. Muscular. Baby-faced. I like how he came twice. The second time Gray was begging him not to wreck his ass and he yelled out, fuck your girlfriend and slammed him harder.
    • Mike Ryan and John Davenport are hanging out at the hotel pool when Mike makes a bet that he can seduce cute young Kevin Williams who is swimming alone while his parents are away.  Davenport ends up jerking off while watching a hidden camera of them fucking.
    • Mike Henson picks up Mike Ryan and Jeff Boote and get a hotel room in Palm Springs.  After drying off from the hot tub they start wrestling around and have a threesome, sucking two dicks at once and riding train on each other.
  • Giant Splash Shots II: More Memories of Summer. 1987 movie from Falcon featuring guys fucking by the pool. My favorite scenes:
    • Porn stache guy Chad Douglas fucks two guys in the pool.
    • Four guys fuck by the pool.
    • Chad Douglas closes it out by fucking one of the guys.
  • Leo and Lance: The Good Times Are Here. 1983 movie from Catalina directed by William Higgins starring blond studs Leo Ford and Lance. My favorite scenes:
    • Lance fucks Leo Ford
    • Blond stud Johanne Scott fucks Steve Lyons.
    • Brandon Walker forces Mickey McCoy to fuck after catching him stealing a bike.
    • Leo Ford and Bobby Madison fuck Aaron Gage
    • Aaron Gage, Gary Tucker, Gavin Burke and Tim Richards are out hiking and end up fucking out on the rocks.
  • Oversize Load. 1986 trucker movie from Surge. Sadly enough director Al Parker and star Scott O'Hara both later died from AIDS. I liked the three scenes with O'Hara and his big dick.
    • Picking up a guy and fucking him in his truck.
    • Hooking up with a guy in the bathroom.
    • Having a threesome in the rest stop shower.

MUSINGS

I was talking to a friend who is a black cop about protests over Ferguson and he said the real issue that nobody wants to talk about is thug culture.

Young black guys don't want to go to school and become something better. They don't look up to President Obama or scientists like Neil deGrasse Tyson. They want to be rappers and athletes.  Get rich quick.

So they drop out of school. Sell drugs.  Have a bunch of kids through different baby mommas.  Then slowly but surely the street gobbles them up because the high-rolling drug dealer life only exists in the movies.  If they don't end up in jail they end up getting shot by the police or wannabe thug rivals. Then their moms and baby mommas come out and wail about violence.  As if they didn't know how it happened.

Nothing will change until the African-American community takes a hard look at themselves and makes some serious changes.

  • Turn away from thug culture.  
  • Embrace education.
  • Restore families.  No more of this nine kids through different mothers nonsense.
  • Get off welfare.  It's not meant to be a lifetime subsidy.
  • Hold leaders accountable. Stop blindly supporting the same old politicians.
  • Police your community. Turn in the criminals.  

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12/05/2014

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NAUGHTY HISTORY

World's youngest mothers. The youngest confirmed mother was a 5-year-old Peruvian girl in 1939.  Before that, the dubious distinction belonged to two 6-year-old girls in Ukraine and India.

12/04/2014

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SCI-FI GEEK

I watched the two-part Arrow-Flash crossover. I really liked it.  I think the two shows complement each other very nicely. Arrow does the darker, Batman-like route. Flash does the lighter, superhuman stuff. Together they build up a growing DC tv-universe.

I'm curious to see if Batman or Superman ever pop up.  From what I understand, Gotham and Metropolis are off-limits right now, although a number of Batman characters have appeared (Ra's Al Ghul, Harley Quinn).  I'm also curious to see if The Atom gets his own spinoff considering Ray Palmer has been a major guest star on Arrow recently.

12/03/2014

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  • Camping Orgy. I like how it ended with one guy going down a line of seven girls. 

12/02/2014

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POLITICS

Obama has fucked up many things, but I do give him kudos for one thing.  Cutting a deal with the Saudis. They've agreed to drastically cut the price of oil, which helps out in a bunch of ways.

  • Helps the global economy. 
  • Fucks over Iran.  Hard to bankroll terrorists and nuclear weapons programs if you're going broke.
  • Fucks over Russia.  Putin's been talking tough because he's rich.  But wait until the bank accounts freeze up and the oil money runs out.  Then Russia quickly goes back to being broke.
  • Fucks over Venezuela and Cuba.  Oil money kept them going.  Now they're crying uncle.
  • Keeps Iraq and Libya in check.  What's the point in terrorists seizing oil fields if they're not going to get much out of it.
  • Keeps the Persian Gulf countries in check.  Qatar's been bankrolling terrorists while Oman, Bahrain and Kuwait have been wimping out over Iran.  So the Saudis are playing a game of chicken.  The smaller countries can't handle low oil prices for too long before it starts hurting them in the pocket book.

11/30/2014

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BOOK REVIEW

George Romero's Empire of the Dead: Act One.  Graphic novel set in a New York City years after the zombie apocalypse has occurred.

I like how he explained the fate of Barbara in "Night of the Living Dead" but otherwise I was disappointed with it.  The story was messy. The writing felt lazy.  Let's just use the plot from "Land of the Dead." But instead of Dennis Hopper as the bad guy, let's make the yuppy assholes literally be vampires!

It's a shame because I was hoping he would advance the Dead saga by twenty to thirty years.  Show what the world looked like after so much time passed.  Won't the vast majority of zombies have decayed into dust by then? Is it possible to just wait out the apocalypse?

MOVIE REVIEW

Horrible Bosses 2. It's not as funny as the first movie, but overall I still liked it because of the cast. Everybody played off each other really well. My favorite was Jennifer Aniston. Once again, she stole the show as the sex-addicted dentist.

MOVIE REVIEW

Kill Zombie! 2012 Dutch zombie comedy.

It was okay.  A little too goofy for me at times.  But I give them credit for energy and special effects. Could've easily turned into a stinker.  It was also interesting seeing a zombie outbreak from a Dutch perspective.  Got a kick out of the mild-mannered news reader trying to make sense of it all.  Not to mention the whole quandary of what to do when you're in a country that's devoid of guns, police and soldiers.

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11/29/2014

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BOOK REVIEW

The Year's Best Science Fiction & Fantasy 2014. Anthology of short stories edited by Rich Horton.

It was okay. I liked about a quarter of it. My favorites:

  • "A Stranger From A Foreign Ship" by Tom Purdom. Sci-fi about a freelance-spy who jumps through bodies.
  • "Blanchefleur" by Theodora Gloss. Fairy-tale about a boy who goes to stay with his fairy aunt.
  • "Effigy Nights" by Korean-American writer Yoon Ha Lee.  Asian-themed sci-fi that mixes it up with fantasy.
  • "The Dragonslayer of Merebarton" by K. J. Parker. Dark comic fantasy that's surprisingly touching.
  • "They Shall Salt the Earth With Seeds of Glass" by Alaya Dawn Johnson. Interesting sci-fi premise.  What if we're invaded by aliens who act like Americans. We're here to steal your resources but we feel guilty about it so we're gonna pretend we're helping you but don't shoot at us or we'll treat you like terrorists and exterminate you.
  • "Social Services" by Madeline Ashby. Another interesting sci-fi premise.  A foster child growing up in a world where he's constantly monitored, to the point where if he gets a hardon he's accused of being a sexual deviant.
  • "A Brief History of the Trans-Pacific Tunnel" by Ken Liu.  Alternate history.  What if Japan and America got through the Great Depression by building an underground tunnel?  
  • "Paranormal Romance" by Christopher Barzak.  Modern fantasy about a witch looking for love.

MOVIE REVIEW

The Act of Killing. 2012 Oscar-nominated documentary profiling Indonesian death squad members who killed thousands of people during the 1960s. Caught it on Netflix.

It's a bit of a haul (almost three hours long, subtitles) but worth watching because it's so strange and surreal.  Everyone openly brags about being bad guys.  What makes it so weird is that they act so goofy about it.  THESE guys killed so many people?  They look and act like Lenny and Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley, right down to the tacky leisure suits.

My only nitpick is that it didn't do enough to talk about WHY they did what they did.  There's some mumbling about how the US was responsible for propping up Indonesia's military government during the Cold War.  But it's more than that.  It's systemic.  The government is corrupt.  Politicians get elected through militias.  The goons need something to do so they are ordered to exterminate political and commercial rivals, left-wing dissidents, Chinese minorities, poor people living on land that is ready to be developed.  It's also cultural.  There's such a cavalier attitude about death.  People have been hacking each other to death in Southeast Asia for millennia but nobody wants to talk about that because it's not politically correct.

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11/28/2014

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NAUGHTY PICTURES


German soccer player Aaron Hunt. Can see his dick slip out during a game here.
See the rest of him naked here
Cute college runner guy took some nude selfies here
US Army soldier pulls his dick out here
He pulls out his big dick here
He pulls his big dick out here
Athlete takes his clothes off here
Billy Reilich, aka Nick the Gardener on Ellen. Can see his leaked nude pics here.
Soldier takes nude selfies. Can them here.

PORN REVIEW

Gay Porn Tumblrs

  • Boy-Worlds. The layout's crappy but has a bunch of homemade videos, especially of college guys pissing. They're strangely mesmerizing to watch. I kept wanting to yell out. Flush the toilet! Hold your damn dick! You're pissing all over the damn place! Why are you standing two feet away? Good lord, drink more water, your pee is purple!
  • Dark Skin Boys 2. Not thrilled with the layout, but has lots of great pictures of cute African, Arab, Asian and Latino guys.
  • Gay Disney. Mostly gay cartoons.
  • Scoderm86. Lots of great pictures of cute naked guys.
  • Spyfan1. Pictures and videos of guys pissing in public.
  • Urinal Peek. Pictures and hidden videos of guys pissing in public restrooms.

FUCK BIG BUSINESS

The top seven corporate ripoffs of the year. My favorite is the fact that the Chicago Mercantile Exchange does a QAUDRILLION dollars worth of business every year but gets an $85 million dollar tax break from the bankrupt state of Illinois.  And that's just one stock exchange.  So much money is flying around and NONE of it is being taxed.  Not the transactions. Not the brokers. Not the banks. Not the businesses. Not the CEOs.  Then the government cries and can't do anything about healthcare or education or infrastructure or anything else because (sad face) there's just no money.

FUCK OBAMA

Nobody wants to be Obama's Defense Secretary. Two folks have already turned it down.  Nobody wants to step into that hot mess. Lame duck president.  Political hacks running the show from the White House.  Bumbling around in Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria while laying off soldiers. It looks like they're gonna end up giving it to a Pentagon flunky.

MOVIE REVIEW

The Haunting. 1963 black-and-white horror movie based on the classic Shirley Jackson novel about a group investigating a haunted house. It was directed by Robert Wise (West Side Story, Sound of Music, Star Trek: The Motion Picture).

I liked it. One of the few times the movie is better than the book. I didn't realize that Stephen King based "Rose Red" on it.

NAUGHTY HISTORY

Saartjie Baartman. A black woman from South Africa who performed in European freak shows as The Hottentot Venus.  Europeans were fascinated with her big tits and ass.  They saw her as a monkey woman and a prime example of how Africans were related to apes.  She died in 1815 at the young age of 25.  Her body was put on display in a French museum until the 1970s when it was taken down for being racist.  In 2002, the French reluctantly agreed to Nelson Mandela's request to return her body to South Africa.  It took almost ten years for them to decide.  The French have stolen so much shit from other countries that they didn't want to set a precedent.