8/26/2014

GAY PORN

Eric from 2007 Dutch "Big Brother" (DeGoudenKoii) jerks off in a hot tub one, two, three, and four  This was one of the very first X-rated scenes on any Big Brother show.

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  • BoysCrazzy. Tumblr. Nice mix of pictures and videos of hot naked guys.
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FUCK THE ECONOMY

Atlantic City to lose 6,500 casino jobs. The city's unemployment is already 13 percent.  The state unemployment agency is literally telling folks their best bet is to leave the state altogether.

8/25/2014

FOOD

Was reading a blog about how lame frozen food is.  You'd think that after fifty years of being on the market, we'd have amazing tv-dinners.  But no, it seems like they've actually gotten worse. The only ones I can stomach are Hungry Man fried chicken dinners and Jack's thin crust pizzas.

Banquet is nasty.  Lean Cuisine is nasty.  Michelin's is nasty.  Hot Pockets are nasty. Tony's, Tombstone, Red Baron and DiGiorno pizzas are dough balls.

Why can't I get a real meal at an affordable price?  All I see are nasty noodle dishes and fake Chinese soy sauce shit.

REST IN PEACE


True Blood.  It jumped the shark halfway through.  I didn't even watch the sixth season.  But I'm still gonna miss it.

I loved Eric and Pam.  I loved Lafayette.  I loved Arlene.  I loved Jessica.  They were my favorites.

Sookie whined too much.  I never found Bill all that charming.  Jason was too goofy.  Sam and Alcide were so bland.  Tara was good at first but then petered out.

I thought the first two seasons were great, but then it started to slip in the third season.  Russell Edgington, Maryann and to a lesser extent the Vampire Authority were all great villains.  The fairies, werepanthers, werewolves and witches were godawful.

I'm not usually a fan of remakes, but in this case, I could see it being redone in the future, Battlestar Galactica-style, darker, edgier, more political.  We'd have a better shot at the Bill-Sookie romance.  We'd also have a better shot at world-building which True Blood failed miserably at.

LOCAL POLITICS

Should Northern Kentucky have a streetcar? Alas, it's a no from me.  The folks proposing the River Cities route seem to forget that we already have a trolley service doing that for far less money.  I'd rather see TANK and METRO merged into a regional mass transit bus service.  Fuck hipsters taking fancy trains to the Levee.  Working-class folks need better transit to housing, jobs and public services.  I had to pass on moving to Wilder and Amelia because there was no bus service. I'm locked out of a lot of jobs because they're way out in Hebron or Kenwood. Even on major routes, it can take up to 90 minutes to get anywhere. I could take the Megabus to freaking Columbus and get there faster than a trip to the mall.

On the other hand, I am open to light rail.  I think that has a lot of possibilities.  Wouldn't it be nice to hop on a train and have dinner in Louisville or Columbus?  I'm all for building regional light rail networks.  I'm disappointed that Obama didn't push that.  Instead he gave all the money to Big Banks and Wall Street.

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  • VPorn. Tube site.  Has a little bit of everything.

MOVIE REVIEW

Oculus. 2013 horror movie about siblings trying to destroy a haunted mirror.  It was based on a short film that director Mike Flanagan did.

The story got a little messy at times because it not only kept flashing back and forth eleven years but had a lot of monologues.  Other than that I liked it.  I was intrigued by how alien the mirror was and how it warped everyone's perceptions of reality.

8/24/2014

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  • Gakuen Saimin Reido 3. About a guy who uses a cell phone to hypnotize girls into fucking.
  • Kyonyuu Kazoku Saimin. Another one about a guy who hypnotizes girls into fucking. Has English subtitles.
  • Meihu Sei Shoujo 1. A schoolgirl is trained to be a nympho.  I liked the ending when she started taking on the convention nerds.

MOVIE REVIEW

Need for Speed. 2014 action movie based on the videogame about speed racing.

It was okay.  I like Aaron Paul.  Had a lot of cute guys (including yummy Rami Malek stripping down and streaking).  Action wasn't too bad.  But overall it just felt like a lame ripoff of Fast and Furious.

I've also soured on street racing.  I think all of these movies and games are promoting dangerous behavior that not only gets racers killed but innocent bystanders and cops as well.

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FUCK OBAMA

Obamacare will affect tax refunds. I think it's the tax stuff that's really gonna make people sour on the whole thing.  Right now it aint bad.  Yay for cheap coverage!  But wait until the tax refunds start disappearing because the health credits count as income.  And wait until the IRS starts collecting on medical debts.  That's the real kicker right there.  A lot of folks don't realize that paying your healthcare bills is now MANDATORY.  They're like student loans now.  There's no dodging them.  If you don't pay, not only will the IRS take your tax refund but it'll garnish your wages.  Some folks might say that aint a bad deal.  And it wouldn't if you got good healthcare.  But we're already starting to discover that the insurance has a lot of loopholes and barely covers anything.  Five years from now I promise you that folks are gonna be really sour about this whole thing.

8/23/2014

MOVIE REVIEW


Transcendence.  2014 sci-fi movie about a computer scientist (Johnny Depp) who evolves into a higher life form after being uploaded into an artificial intelligence.

I didn't like it.  The science got way too silly with the nano-particles turning people into drone zombies.  There were just too many bizarre plot holes and plot points like that for me to enjoy it.

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Much Ado About Nothing. 2012 indie romantic comedy recreation of the classic William Shakespeare play. Caught it on Netflix.

I couldn't get into it.  I'm a big fan of director Josh Whedon. But I just can't do Shakespearean dialogue.  Gives me a headache.  Wish he used modern English.  I think he would've had a cute little movie.

8/22/2014

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  • Wyatt19. Xtube. Couple of videos of a guy hooking up with straight guys and guys he met on Grindr. He says he just sits on his steps and trolls for drunk guys coming back from the bars.  I've always wanted to do that. Hey, wanna blowjob?  Come on in!

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8/21/2014

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MY LIFE

My mom's 56th birthday was on Wednesday.  She had a quiet day at home.  Better than last year's when I woke up to a bed full of bedbugs hours before a major job interview.

I'm on vacation from work until Monday.  Been meh but otherwise okay I guess.

Another friend got laid off.  She had a cushy job at UC.  Now she's back to living with her parents.  Officially the economy is supposed to be getting better but I don't see it.  If there are jobs, then they're temp minimum-wage crap.

I'm worried about what will happen next week when I get hit by my yearly job evaluation review and a bunch of bills coming due.  Hoping for the best, preparing for the worst.

FUCK DEMOCRATS

Obama's top ex-advisers cash in on fighting unions. Ever notice that Democrats are for something until they get a bigger payout?  Former Democrat minority leader Rep. Dick Gephardt was the number one supporter of organized labor until he left Congress.  Now he makes millions leading anti-union campaigns.

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MOVIE REVIEW

The Other Woman.  2014 comedy about a woman who befriends her husband's two mistresses to get revenge against him.

I liked Leslie Mann, but otherwise it just wasn't very funny.

FUCK THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

Archdiocese of Cincinnati says no to ALS ice bucket challenge. Officially it's because the ALS Association supports embryonic stem cell research.  Unofficially it's because the church wants that money for itself. Got a lot of child sex abuse settlements to pay off ya know.

8/20/2014

CRAZY PORN

Pup in straight jacket forced to fuck by two dog soldiers in military fatigues.  Well that was all kinds of strange, even for furries.

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8/19/2014

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  • Baby Face. 1977 movie ffrom TVX about a man (Dan Roberts) hiding out in a brothel. It's notable for a number of reasons.
    • Director Alex DeRenzy won an Adult Film Association Award for Best Director.
    • Kristine Heller.  The nympho gangbang scene when she gets in a sex sling and takes on a long line of guys is considered to be one of the best moments of her career. It's sad that she later hung herself in 1989.
    • The saran wrap sex scene.  That was decades ahead of its time.
  • Baby Face 2. 1986 movie from VCA directed by Alex DeRenzy.  It's a lot like the first movie, except this time the setting is a bachelorette party and not a brothel.  Could've done without Jamie Gillis. He was like Ron Jeremy, that fat creepy guy who always detracts from a movie.  Bu otherwise it had a lot of great sex scenes.
    • Kevin James hooking up with Lois Ayres in the garage
    • The hot tub foursome with Kevin James, Melissa Melendez, Tom Byron and Candie Evans
    • The big orgy at the end
  • Insatiable 2. 1984 movie from Caballero.  Marilyn Chambers and Jamie Gillis won the XRCO Award for Best Kinky Scene. Basically light bondage involving him tying her up.
  • Stupri Di Guerra. Also known as War Rapes. 1994 Italian movie from Mario Salieri about two soldiers (Jean-Yves Les Castiel, Wilfried De Renzi) who force girls to fuck them during the Bosnian War.

MOVIE REVIEW

Escape From Tomorrow.  2013 black-and-white indie horror movie filmed entirely in Walt Disney World.  Caught it on Netflix.

I liked the idea of it.  Thought it was cool they were able to pull off making an entire movie in the park guerrilla-style.  But the story was just too bizarre for me.  I hate surreal stuff. It went from being a creepy Twilight Zone episode to a crazy acid trip.

FUCK CIVIL RIGHTS RACKETEERS

The DEA busted a drug ring at a local high school this week.  Almost immediately, supporters came out of the woodwork to whine about poverty and police persecution.

I call bullshit on that.  I'm not a fan of the War on Drugs, but a drug dealer is a drug dealer.

They weren't trying to support their family.  They don't even have families.  Just a bunch of baby mamas.

They weren't forced into dealing because of poverty.  They actually had cushy jobs.  Got away with doing jack shit because of family connections.  It's one reason why the feds had to get involved.  Corruption.  They wanted the bling.  They wanted to live the thug life.

And it certainly doesn't have anything to do with police persecution.  Good lord, they had a drug ring in a school!

Last week an 18-year-old kid got shot and died.  That's what everybody should be upset about.  The thug hip-hop culture that got him killed.  Not whining from grandmas and baby mamas because they're gonna lose a share of their drug money.

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Japanese Hentai Videos

  • Chichi-Iro Toiki. Episode one.  English subtitles.  Schoolgirl hooks up with a guy.
  • Euphoria.  Episode three. English subtitles.  It's kind of like Saw.  Schoolgirls wake up in a room and are forced to fuck.
  • Himekishi Olivia.  Episode two. English subtitles.  Fantasy about a mercenary who uses a Puppet Ring to force an elven princess, then a human princess to fuck him.
  • Madonna Kanjuku Body Collection.  Episode one.  Japanese-language. A young nerdy guy seduces big-boobed MILFs.
  • Paizuri Cheerleader vs Sakunyuu Ouenden. Episode one. Japanese language. Sexual adventures of a guy who joins a cheerleading club.
  • Tennen Koi-Iro Alcohol.  Episode one.  English subtitles.  Sexual adventures of a schoolgirl.

PORN REVIEW

Cartoon Porn

  • Hentaigasm.  Free tube site.  Features Japanese hentai videos. Very nicely done.  I like how it has categories.  

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NAUGHTY PICTURES

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DID YA KNOW

That shampoo came from India.

The word comes from the Hindi "champo" which came from a Sanskrit root that meant "to press, knead, soothe."

We have this image in our heads that white Europeans were squeaky clean.  In reality, it was the opposite.  If you read the early accounts of Native American, African and Asian first contact with whites, you will find that the natives were grossed out by how filthy the "civilized" folks were.

  • The Japanese insisted that whites take a bath before talking to them.  Europeans and Americans wrote it off as a cultural thing.  No.  It was because we stunk.
  • Arabs and South Asians kept selling perfume.  We thought it was for trade.  No, it was because we stunk.
  • The Chinese, Africans and Native Americans kept referring to whites as barbarians and beasts. We thought it was a jealousy thing. No, it was because we stunk.
When the British took over India, they brought the idea of shampooing back home with them.  It became a spa treatment. A luxury for the rich.

Shampoo came to America in the 1920s but didn't take off until the 1950s when women were encouraged to look pretty for their men.  In the 1970s, Madison Ave. made shampoo mainstream by pushing the false scourges of greasy hair and dandruff.  You HAVE to shampoo every day or you're DIRTY!  

Studies now show that we really don't have to wash our hair constantly.  In fact, all of that exposure to chemicals probably causes more problems than its worth.  

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HISTORY

Pictures of African-American women at work during WWII. I love stuff like this.

8/18/2014

FUCK LITTLE BROTHER

I'm happy to see the issue of police militarization finally get taken up by the mainstream media.  For a long time, that's only been a focus of libertarians and our friends on the far-left and far-right.

As comedian John Oliver has pointed out, Homeland Security wastes BILLIONS of dollars every year on stupid shit for police departments.  Let's give Mayberry a tank AND a rocket launcher AND an attack helicopter AND enough military gear to fund a platoon!  Then let's stand back and act shocked when these Bubba hick cops go apeshit with their new toys.

Hey, I have an idea.  Instead of wasting all this money on stupid toys, why don't we use it to investigate REAL crime.  Like testing all the rape kits and dna samples that are languishing in evidence lockers.  Going after real gangs and drug cartels instead of pushing around stoners and black kids.  Reviving white collar units so all of these shady bankers, stockbrokers and CEOs will finally be held accountable.

Ferguson is just the beginning.  Wait until the next terrorist attack, economic crash, national disaster or disease pandemic sends everyone into a panic.  Instead of law and order we'll have death squads.  Martial law.  Police gunning people down in the streets.

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  • Ethnic Men.  Blog. Great unique pictures and videos of Arab, Asian, African and Latino guys.
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FUCK STUDENT LOANS

Workforce Investment Act leaves many jobless and in debt. The government gives poor people false hope. We'll "retrain" you.  Instead you end up thousands of dollars in debt wasting time on worthless classes for jobs that don't exist.

I have a friend who's a single dad.  A third of his meager minimum-wage income goes to paying off a student loan for a crap for-profit college. His one year there cost more than my four-year college education!

I know another guy who thinks he's going to be a nurse.  I looked at his homework and textbooks.  They're at a fifth grade reading level, if that.  He keeps bragging about how much money he's going to make and I just want to slap him.  He's not in an RN program.  He's gonna end up a nursing home aide, wiping the asses of old people, while paying back thousands of dollars for this privilege of being a minimum-wage slave.

MOVIE REVIEW

The Returned. 2013 thriller about a doctor trying to save her husband after the medicine that keeps him from turning into a zombie starts running out. Caught it on Netflix.

It was okay.  Interesting. But rather dull at times.  Leave it to the Canadians to turn zombies into a public health issue.

8/17/2014

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  • Ash fucks three zombie demon girls.  Scene from the 2012 Burning Angel horror spoof "Evil Head."
  • The Simpsons XXX part one and two. 2011 spoof from Hustler. It was nominated for an AVN Award for Best Makeup.

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MOVIE REVIEW

Noah. 2014 big-budget drama loosely based on the biblical epic.  It was produced, written and directed by Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan, The Fountain, Pi, Requiem for a Dream).

It had a lot of problems.  Why is everybody white? What's with these angel/rock giants?  Where was all this stuff in the Bible?  But overall I still liked it.  I have a spot for Russell Crowe.  He did a good job at showing just how intense and crazy Noah was.

I was also intrigued by the sexual frustration of Noah's son Ham.  Poor guy.  I kept expecting to find him humping a sheep.

FUCK THE ECONOMY

A good way to wreck a local economy:  build casinos. This is why I roll my eyes when folks gripe about Cincinnati getting a casino instead of Northern Kentucky.  It doesn't matter.  Time after time it's been shown that casinos provide no long-term value.  State and local governments get a quick boost of revenue at first...but then five years later the casinos are either gone or falling apart.  No jobs.  No revenue.  Just giant versions of check-cashing places, preying on the poorest people.

MOVIE REVIEW

Pompeii.  2014 historical disaster movie.  It was directed by Paul W. S. Anderson (Resident Evil movies).

I only watched about a third of it before the dvd started acting up on me.  I couldn't get into it.  Too cheesy.  It's a shame because disaster movies are starting to make a comeback and I think it could've been done right if they focused more on the horror and tragedy of it than on being a lame ripoff of Gladiator.

8/16/2014

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MOVIE REVIEW

Born Free.  1966 drama based on the true story of a British couple who adopt a baby girl lion and eventually release her back into the wild. Caught it on Netflix.

I liked it.  Almost forty years old but holds up surprisingly well.  The nature footage in particular is especially breathtaking to watch.  I like that they didn't turn the lions into cutesy kittens.

The song "Born Free" has always had a special place in my heart because it played on a little wind-up stand-up plaque my parents got me in the hospital gift shop after my first suicide attempt.

MY LIFE

Well crap.  I thought I managed to get through the birthday blues, but then I woke up this morning and crashed really hard.

Fake people are really starting to get to me.  I don't know how to handle the dishonesty.

Last Saturday I tried to meet a friend at a bar.  Missed her by a few minutes.  But her friends were still there and awkwardly walked in on them talking shit about her.

Tuesday I took a friend to a concert to celebrate both our birthdays .  First he bragged about scoring a fat raise from his sugar daddy boss and talking him into taking him to a ritzy charity gala and buying him new shoes.  Then we ran into a sugar daddy he knew.  He dropped me like a hot potato to schmooze the guy.  Then came back to brag about how the guy is going to take him to a drag show and then make fun of him for being a fat loser. On the way home, he bragged about getting a loan from his ex-boyfriend.  Made me feel paranoid.  Was I being used like a sugar daddy too?

This week a friend got fucked over on a promotion.  She works her ass off but the job went to someone who was there half as long and is a huge ass kisser.  They'll shamelessly suck up to the bosses then turn around and trash them. They don't even start for another two weeks and they're already bitching about the job and how they don't actually want it but need it to pay the bills.

Last but not least, there's my boss.  He seems nice enough and has a reputation for being fair and honest. But I've also seen him do some dick things recently that was motivated by pure ambition.  While my last boss was extremely dishonest and batshit crazy, you at least knew she was going to stab you in the back.  The new boss is a lot more cold and calculating.  My first two bosses were good loyal people who fought for their employees.  I don't think he's like that. I think if push came to shove, he'd throw you down then step right over you, shrugging and saying it was just business.

Throw in the fact that I've got two sister-wives who are completely MIA and it just all wears me down. I don't know who's friend or foe anymore.

8/15/2014

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POLITICS

Republican Texas Gov. Rick Perry indicted for threatening to defund a state prosecutor investigating corruption. I don't like Perry. I think he's guilty of a lot of things.  But these are bullshit charges.  May not be entirely ethical, but he's well within his rights to use his veto and political power.  It also doesn't help that the prosecutor in question is notoriously corrupt.  Just look at this crazy video of her flipping out in jail after being arrested on a DUI.  How she was allowed to stay in office, let alone lecture others on integrity is beyond me. The prosecutor's office was used by sleazy Democrats to launch political witch hunts against Republicans.  Millions alone were wasted going after Rep. Tom DeLay which ended with him exonerated.  Their tactics are to pretty much throw charges out like crazy and hope something sticks.  Getting an indictment is easy.  Winning a conviction is something else entirely.

MOVIE REVIEW

Bad Words.  2013 comedy about an asshole who joins a spelling bee through a loophole. Jason Bateman not only starred in it but produced and directed it.

I liked it.  I got a kick out of watching Bateman talk shit to the kids, parents and officials.  He's actually really good at insult comedy.  The little Indian boy was also adorable and made a great foil for him.

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The Selfish Giant.  2013 British drama about two 13-year-old working-class boys who tangle with a local scrap metal thief.  It was inspired by an Oscar Wilde story and was a big hit at Cannes.

I couldn't get into it.  But I think that's because the accents were so thick that the subtitles were automatic.  I'm gonna try to give it another chance sometime.

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MOVIE REVIEW

Heaven Is For Real.  2014 drama based on the true story of a 4-year-old boy who says he went to Heaven.

I didn't like it.  I believe in God.  I believe in heaven.  I think it's certainly possible he had a near-death experience while out cold on the operating room table.  But his story doesn't add up.  It seems like words were put in the kid's mouth.  It also doesn't help that Daddy is a preacher who has turned this into his own little cottage industry of movies, books, merchandising and speaking engagements.  I can't help but to wonder if Daddy is full of shit and doing this for the money and not for God.  How much ya wanna bet, ten years from now when the money's long gone the kid renounces all of this and accuses his dad of robbing him blind?

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FUCK REPUBLICANS

Texas anti-gay group's leader's wife left him for another woman. Heh. How much ya wanna bet he's really a crazy closetcase himself.

PORN REVIEW

Gay Porn

  • Sexy Mateo. Tumblr.  Mix of pictures and videos. Mostly black guys.

Tranny Porn

  • Adrianaluv. Xtube. Over thirty videos of her hooking up with mostly straight white guys.  I like her videos with her sister's boyfriend.

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GAY PORN


BOOK REVIEW

Americana by Bill Willingham.  Fourth volume in the Jack of Fables graphic novel series about the adventures of the fairy tale character in the modern world.

I haven't really been a big fan of this series, but this one wasn't too bad.  I liked exploring Americana.

MOVIE REVIEW

The ABC's of Death.  2012 horror movie consisting of 26 short films.  Caught it on Netflix.

I didn't like it.  Way too weird and twisted, even for me.  I do like the concept.  There's talk of a sequel.  If they do it, I'd like to see more traditional horror.  I want to be scared.  Not watch trippy arthouse crap.

8/13/2014

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MY LIFE

My boss called me into his office today for a long, strange talk about my upcoming raise.  He pretty much telegraphed that I'm gonna get fucked over but not to worry, there's still room for improvement if I simply worked on toning down my Aspergers. Yeah, HIS WORDS.

I am to be more deferential.  The boss's boss and her minions, especially her Mini-Me, don't think I'm respectful enough with my body language and non-verbal cues.  I am to present myself in a more courteous fashion. I am to smile and welcome their presence.Which is all rather hilarious considering I'm dealing with a sociopath, a serial killer and a couple of cunts. The most anti-social dysfunctional people I have ever met.

At the same time, I have to step up and lead more. Yeah, I know I was told for the past two years that I was too much of a leader and ordered to step back.  But bosses are very important people.  They are supposed to sit in their offices and push papers around.  They are not to be interrupted for anything as trivial as the building being on fire or a maniac running around waving a machete. They've got to type up those statistics reports for the Boss's Boss to stare at in confusion.

The message was pretty much "you're gonna get fucked in the ass soon, but just know that Daddy still loves ya baby." I'm praying that he writes all this shit down.  Irregardless, if I ever do get pushed out, I'm gonna sue and I'm gonna ruin some careers.

BOOK REVIEW

Asperkids: An Insider's Guide to Loving, Understanding and Teaching Children with Asperger's Syndrome by Jennifer Cook O'Toole. Part memoir, part guidebook.

I was wary at first.  I don't like mommy bloggers.  And I don't like self-help gurus.  They're often full of shit.  Her shtick is the Asper Family.  Mommy has Aspergers. So does Daddy.  So do the kids.  That was a little too much for me.

Having said that, she does make some good points about educating kids with learning disorders in general.  It's all about motivation and parental involvement.  It's up to you to get your kids interested.

I also especially liked her tips on chores.  I have a problem with that.  My routine is I only clean my room on an off day for only one hour listening to C-SPAN's Q&A.  That's it.  If I have a busy weekend and don't get to it, bummer, next cleanup is next weekend.  Shit's just gonna have to lie there. The solution is to break everything down.  Various little tasks spread out over time. Checklist.  Next, next, next.  Repeat.

8/11/2014

REST IN PEACE

Robin Williams. I first heard the news when I was at work.  I glanced at the Drudge Report and saw the headline.  At first I thought it was a celebrity death hoax.  But then the LA Times and CNN confirmed it and I was crushed.  I took a break and called my parents to tell them.

It breaks my heart that he gave in to despair and committed suicide.  I knew he battled demons.  He's pretty much the poster child for being manic-depressive.  But he was such a genius.  Not just funny, but smart too.  My favorite role of his wasn't in a comedy.  It was One Hour Photo.  He did such an amazing job at showing what it was like to be sad, lonely and mentally ill.

I've attempted suicide before.  I've battled depression all my life.  His loss really hits home for me.  I can't help but to wonder when my turn will be up.  One day I'll kill myself and everyone will be shocked that their sassy gay friend is gone.  Sometimes the saddest people of all are the funniest ones of all, the clowns.

MY LIFE

Had a shitty day at work.  The day before I had to deal with a dumbass hillbilly who screamed at a coworker.  I sent an e-mail to my boss giving him a heads up.  Instead of talking to me or my coworker about it first, my boss sends out a long condescending e-mail thanking us for handling it BUT if he had been there he would've handled it so much better, rambling on and on about how we need to prevent conflict.

Gah.  It was so nauseating.  He thought he was being wise and profound, but instead he came across looking like his boss, a complete laughingstock, completely out of touch with reality and lacking common sense.

I swear it seems like when you join the ranks of middle management at Shutter Island you get a lobotomy. Hey everybody, if someone pitches a temper tantrum, give them what they want!  In fact, we want you to bend over and let them shove their fist all the way up your ass!  Because that's customer service!

MOVIE REVIEW

The Grand Budapest Hotel. 2014 comedy from director Wes Anderson about an eccentric hotel concierge.

I really liked it.  Like a lot of Wes Anderson movies (Moonrise Kingdom, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Fantastic Mr. Fox) it's wacky and full of cameos, but also surprisingly touching.  I was really struck by the ending.  Actually made me a little teary-eyed.

Every scene is a delight.  I rarely ever watch a movie again, but this one could be seen over and over again and still be entertaining.

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Black thug fucks his cousin

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Gladirex

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8/10/2014

BI PORN

Belladonna jail gangbang.  She rims their asses which I thought was rather gay.

PORN REVIEW

Straight Porn

  • FSI Blog. South Asian blog.  Has a mix of everything.  Videos, pictures, even X-rated computer games and stories.
  • Indian Porn Videos.  Has a lot of nice South Asian amateur porn videos.
  • New Pinoy Scandals. Blog featuring a handful of amateur Asian videos.  Wish there was more.

STR8 PORN


CRAZY PORN

Guy cums on produce in grocery store.  So that's why they looked so shiny...

GAY PORN


NAUGHTY PICTURES

Actor Rick Schroeder's ass, balls and dick. It's from behind so no idea if it's him or not.

PORN REVIEW

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CRAZY PORN

Marlon Wayans fucking creepy doll Abigail.  Scene from the 2014 comedy "A Haunted House 2." As weird as it is, he's actually kinda cute. Wouldn't mind seeing a sex tape from him.

STR8 PORN

Young European couple fuck outside by park wall. These things tend to be rather short and sweet, but he really manages to give it to her for a good ten minutes. It looks like they knew they were being taped.

MOVIE REVIEW

All Cheerleaders Die.  2013 horror comedy movie about a group of zombie cheerleaders. It was directed by Lucky McKee and Chris Silvertson and is a remake of their original ultra-low budget 2001 movie by the same name.

I couldn't get into it.  I liked the idea of it.  Horror version of "Mean Girls." And I liked the look of it.  Lots of pretty people.  But the story was too weird and confusing.  By the end, it was just plain goofy.

I would've liked to see a darker-edged version.  More sex. More violence.  More revenge.

PORN REVIEW

Gay Porn

  • Smutty Stuff.  Blog sponsored by BFH Productions featuring pictures of cute naked twinks.

Straight Porn

  • The New Black.  Tumblr.  Got this from my friend Spencer.  Lots of crazy pictures.

GAY PORN


NAUGHTY HISTORY

A (Straight, Male) History of Sex Dolls. I wouldn't mind having a guy doll.  But I wouldn't marry the damn thing.  It's just a fancy sex toy.

POLITICS

Democrat Hawaii Gov. Neil Abercrombie loses primary in a landslide. Kudos to the voters for reminding politicians everywhere that they serve at the pleasure of the people.  His mistake was playing games.  He pissed off the Japanese-American community by nominating his puppet for the Senate  instead of the congress woman who was in line for the job. The fact that he was a longtime friend of Obama's and was officially endorsed by the president just shows how far Obama's own credibility has tanked, even in his home state of Hawaii.

WEBCAM REVIEW

Note: You will only see action if they're online and up to something.

Straight Cams

  • Daddysbigboy21. Chaturbate. Also known as Crystanor on Cam4. Young Romanian couple.
Gay Cams
  • Hotguys22. Chaturbate. European gay couple. One is a 24-year-old top.  The other is a 26-year-old bottom. 
  • Jacksmalls. Chaturbate. 20-year-old straight British guy. He's kinda beefy.