Just realized it's been awhile since I've posted any celebrity gossip . These are possible answers to celebrity blind items. Who knows if they're true or not, but you'd be surprised at how many of them do end up panning out. You can see the full list here.


  • Andrew Garfield. Has been in a dark place lately and becoming a hardcore drug user.
  • Ansel Elgort. The young teen idol has had problems with partying too hard with booze lately.
  • Avril Lavigne. Said she had Lyme Disease to hide her drug habit.
  • Cameron Diaz. Is turning into an alcoholic.
  • Hayden Panettiere. Has been out of control on drugs and alcohol.
  • Joe Jonas. Has been on a drug binge again.
  • Lana Del Rey. The singer's career is on hold because she's on drugs.
  • Marilyn Manson. Is one of Hollywood's biggest meth heads.
  • Nicole Richie. Was seen snorting coke in the bathroom at a party.
  • Rob Kardashian. Suffers from severe depression and has turned into a crackhead.
  • Sebastian Stan. The guy who plays Bucky Barnes in the Captain America movies is a heroin addict.
  • Ben McKenzie. The "Gotham" and "OC" actor is a closet queen.
  • Bradley Cooper. Has been hooking up with his male personal assistant.
  • Colton Haynes. Is leaning closer and closer to coming out.
  • Cristiano Ronaldo. The famous soccer player has been seeing a kickboxer.
  • Demi Lovato. Has been playing with girls more than guys lately.
  • Hillary Clinton. Has been having a long-time affair with her aide Huma Abedin.
  • Jada Pinkett Smith. The estranged wife of Will Smith has been cheating on her long-time girlfriend.
  • Jessica Biel. Spends more time with her girlfriend than her husband Justin Timberlake.
  • Stephen Ammell. The "Arrow' star likes to cheat with guys from time to time, including his co-star Colton Haynes.
  • Taylor Lautner. Keeps a low-profile because he wants to stay in the closet.
  • Titus Burgess. The "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" star prefers paying escorts over actually dating people.
  • Vin Diesel. Has a boyfriend on the side.

  • Brad Pitt. There are crazy rumors going around that when he was filming "Troy" he accidentally murdered a groupie while high on drugs and had the studio help him cover it up by blaming her death on a hurricane. 
  • Robin Thicke. Is so self-absorbed he hasn't seen his baby in two months.

  • Sex/Relationships
    • Adam Levine. Cheats on his wife all the time when he's on tour or traveling.
    • Ben Foster. Is abusive and likes to beat his girlfriends.
    • Bill Clinton and Naomi Campbell. Hooked up with each other while at the Clinton Global Initiative meeting.
    • Chris Pratt. He's normally a boy scout but he did hook up with co-star Jennifer Lawrence while filming their new movie "Passengers"
    • Dave Navarro. Likes to show girls video of him jerking off.
    • David Tennant. Had an affair with "Gracepoint" co-star Anna Gunn.
    • Gal Gadot. The new Wonder Woman is bipolar crazy and has violent angry outbursts. Her husband records them so he can get alimony when they eventually divorce.
    • Marie Osmond. Likes to brag about family values but has been cheating on her husband.
    • Nick Lachey. Was caught cheating with a girl in LA.
    • Patrick Dempsey. Has caused a lot of drama on the set of "Bridget Jones's Baby" by sleeping with so many extras and crew members.
    • Renee Zellwegger. Dated Paul McCartney for a second but walked away because he was a sex addict into threesomes.
    • Tori Spelling and Brian Austin Green. The two "90210" stars used to hook up with each other all the time, even if they were in relationships with other people at the time.
    Adult Film School. Playboy TV reality show that lets couples film their own porn scene under the guidance of director Holly Randall. Basically hardcore porn-for-women/couples.
    7 Lives Xposed. Ten episodes from the Playboy TV softcore porn soap opera. It's actually a reboot of a previous series they did that was more like a Real World-style reality show of seven people living together. I wish it was hardcore. Simulated sex is so silly.
    69 Things 2Do B4 U Die. Twenty-three thirty-minute episodes from the Playboy TV series dedicated to adult travel. There isn't really any hardcore sex but it's still nice to watch.
    Pfizer to pay $160 billion for maker of Botox so it can move to Ireland and not pay American taxes. I'm curious to see if the government lets them get away with this. They're one of the sleaziest corporations in the world, but they get away with their shit because they've given millions of dollars in bribes to Democrats and Republicans. Hillary's on their payroll. They get the bulk of their drugs from government-funded research at colleges then sell them to consumers and Medicare at a hundred times their cost. When pushed to lower their prices and pay more taxes, they whine that they're broke. Which is funny since they have $160 BILLION dollars.
    American Airlines screws up and lets 150 people on a flight from Mexico skip customs. Mind you it was a flight of tourists from Cancun but it still shows you how fucked up airport security is.


    Naporneon Dynamite. 2010 straight porn spoof from Pink Lotus. I liked the ending when Napoleon and Pedro fucked Aurora Snow.
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    My Favorite Scenes

    • Peter (James Deen) fucks his study partner Shawna Lenee. 
    • Greg (Kris Slater) fucks Kagney Linn Karter so he can get a record deal. 
    • Jan (Dylan Riley) hooks up with a guy in her backyard. 
    • Keith Partridge (Nick Manning) gets sucked by Cindy and later fucks Marcia (Lexi Belle).
    My take on tonight's Walking Dead. Spoilers ahead!

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part Two. Last and final movie in the Hunger Games series.

    I liked it. Managed to stay fairly faithful to the book, which was very dark and had a strong anti-war message.

    I do think they would have been better off not splitting the finale into two parts. The ending's a bit anticlimactic because everyone's so worn out.

    I was disappointed that there wasn't a tribute of any kind to Philip Seymour Hoffman in the credits, especially since it was the last movie he did before he died.

    The producers are already talking about a prequel or sequel. I'm curious to see how that turns out. Jennifer Lawrence has already said hell no to coming back.
    MetaMaus: A Look Inside A Modern Classic by Art Spiegelman. Companion guide to the Pulitzer Prize-winning graphic novel Maus.

    Got a little bit repetitive at times, but I liked it. Most of it's him answering questions about the making of his book. There are also a shit ton of photographs, cartoons and pictures as well as transcripts of his interviews with his father and folks who knew his parents.
    Training Day: A XXX Parody. 2011 straight porn spoof from Pleasure Dynasty. I still need to see the original movie. I'm disappointed with the last half. Instead of getting fucked by three guys, Tara Lynn sucks them off. Instead of getting fucked by Alex Gonz and his friends, Phoenix Marie quickly sucks him off. Seems like a waste.
    Saturday Night Live XXX: A Hardcore Parody. 2012 straight porn spoof from Triple X. I liked the Wayne's World skit. The spoofs of the Spartan Cheerleaders, Mary Katherine Gallagher and Ke$ha fell flat.
    Not The Cosby's XXX 2. 2010 straight porn spoof from Hustler. I'm surprised that Cosby (Thomas Ward) didn't get any action.
    Tru: A XXX Parody. 2010 straight porn spoof of True Blood from New Sensations. It's funny because the show is actually sexier than the porno.
    Top Heavy Chef: A XXX Parody. 2010 straight porn spoof of the cooking show from Sex Line Sinema.
    Sex Files: A Dark Parody. 2009 straight porn spoof of the X-Files from Digital Sin. The final sex scene between Mulder (Anthony Rosano) and Scully (Kimberly Kane) won a Ropey Valley award.
    The Sex Files 2: A Dark Parody. 2010 straight porn spoof of the X-Files from Digital Spin. I like how they had nods to the Cigarette Smoking Man and the Lone Gunmen.


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    The Office: A XXX Parody. 2009 straight porn spoof from New Sensations.

    The Breakfast Club XXX. 2010 straight porn spoof from New Sensations. It was nominated for a number of awards. I liked the first scene when Sonny Hicks fucks German foreign exchange student Syren Sexton. I'm disappointed that it didn't end with an orgy.
    DMV computers stump 82 year old man. My friends on the left complain that computers caused him to be confused and disoriented. And my friends on the right complain that the DMV bent over backwards to let foreigners take written tests. But nobody's asking the obvious question. Should someone so old even be driving?
    The Big Lebowski XXX Parody. 2010 straight porn spoof from New Sensations. Tom Byron made a surprisingly good The Dude. I liked it when James Deen fucked Carla Cox.
    70s Show: A XXX Parody. 2009 straight porn spoof from New Sensations. I liked it when Donna (Brooke Banner) and Eric (Patrick Knight) fucked.
    Taxi: A Hardcore Parody. 2011 straight porn spoof from Voyeur Media. Surprisingly enough it's actually the second porn spoof of the comedy.
    Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody. 2011 straight porn spoof from New Sensations. It was nominated for a number of awards. It has a bunch of great scenes but my favorite is the ending when Shaggy, Fred, Daphne and Velma have a foursome.
    Louisiana governor's race ends with Democrat winning in a surprise landslide. I'm happy to see the Republicans implode. Vitter was finally held accountable for running on family values while cheating with prostitutes. His political career is over. He'll cash in as a lobbyist. While outgoing Gov. Bobby Jindal is leaving office a failure with an embarrassing $500 million budget deficit. He'll probably cash in as a lobbyist too and try to come back later as a Cabinet secretary in a future Republican administration.
    Sleeping Beauty XXX. 2014 straight porn parody from Wicked Pictures and director Axel Braun. It was nominated for a number of awards.

    I liked it when guard Mick Blue fucked wench Shayla LaVeaux. I also liked the ending when Prince Charming (Michael Vegas) fucked Maleficent (Stormy Daniels) and then in the next scene wakes Sleeping Beauty (Annika Albrite) to fuck her.
    Bridesmaids XXX. 2011 straight porn spoof from Smash Pictures. I liked it when Bill Bailey fucked Sasha Knox.
    Miley Cyrus fucks guy in her dressing room. Straight porn spoof from New Sensations. I'm surprised celebrity lookalikes aren't used more often in porn.
    Backstab The Kingpin. Over a dozen Redtube straight porn videos made by a chubby middle-aged white rapper from Detroit. My favorite was The Insatiable Cock, a parody of The Incredible Hulk, with him painted green and fucking a girl on the beach.
    Scrubs: A XXX Parody. 2009 straight porn spoof from New Sensations. I never liked the show. I thought it was too goofy. I liked the last scene when James Deen and Kris Slater fuck Ashlynn Brooke.
    This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX. 2014 straight porn parody from Hustler and director Axel Braun. It was nominated for a number of awards.

    The last scene gets the most attention. Tyrion (Evan Stone walking on his knees, pretending to be a dwarf) fucks his bride Sansa (Marie McCray). But I thought that was too weird and gross. I liked the first two scenes. Jon Snow (Ryan Driller) fucks Ygritte (Scarlett Fay). Then Brienne of Tarth (Amanda Tate) fucks The Kingslayer Jamie Lannister (Richie Calhoun).
    Anchorwoman: A XXX Parody. 2015 straight porn spoof from Digital Playground. Everyone's in cheesy 1970s getup. My favorite scene was when Van Wylde fucked intern Dana DeArmond in the garage.
    Softball practice ends with the girls going back to the house to have an orgy with their boyfriends.

    ThisVid.com. Gay porn tube. Has a nice selection, including some straight videos.
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    The Boxcar Children. 2014 computer-animated cartoon movie based on the classic children's book about four orphan kids living in an abandoned boxcar during the Great Depression. Caught it on Netflix. Thought I'd check it out because I come across the kids books all the time.

    It was okay. About what you'd expect. Cute and sweet. The old doctor guy cracked me up. He looked creepy watching the kids work in his backyard.
    Star Wars: Darth Vader Vol. 1. Graphic novel detailing Darth Vader's experience between "Episode IV: New Hope" and "Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back." It's one of the first official comic books since Disney took over Star Wars.

    I liked it. I forgot how much of an entertaining badass Vader was. I also liked how it explained what happened to the droid armies of Clone Wars and explored his love-hate relationship with Emperor Palpatine.
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    Leaked Nick Cannon and Amber Rose sex tape. I'm rather dubious about this.
    Carrie Michalka leaked blowjob video. She's the mom of former Disney pop stars AJ and Aly.
    Fake long-lost Jimi Hendrix sex tape. Vivid promoted it as legit at first but then his estate told them to stop.
    Phil Varone's Secret Sex Stash. The Skid Row/Saigon Kick drummer made a porno of him fucking groupie girls.

    Karinne Steffans hardcore sex scene. She's made a career out of being a groupie and fucking rap stars like Lil Wayne, authoring the popular book "Confessions of a Video Vixen."
    Softcore porn star Molinee Green goes hardcore for Velvet Ecstasy.
    Mimi and Nikko: Scandal in Atlanta. "Love and Hip-Hop: Atlanta" star Mimi Faust makes sex tape with her boyfriend Nikko Smith.
    Erica Lynne Is Badd. The participant in Oxygen's reality show "Bad Girls Club" makes a sex tape for Vivid with her boyfriend Adrian.

    Athena Bautista sex tape. She's the daughter of WWE wrestler Dave Bautista, who's most famous for playing Drax in "Guardians of the Galaxy" and recently played one of the main bad guys in the latest James Bond movie "Spectre."
    Celebrity groupie Brittney Jones sex tape. She made a name for herself when Ashton Kutcher picked her up in a bowling alley and fucked her in the living room of his mansion while his wife Demi Moore was away.
    Argentine singer Ale Sergi gets his dick sucked by girlfriend in pool. Known for being a glam rocker there are rumors that he's really gay or at least bisexual.
    Laura Does Loutraki. Greek model Mina Iordanidou appears in her first and only porn scene. Don't know what was up with the second guy joining in at the end and then disappearing. Kind of weirdly edited there.
    Prison guard Xander Corvus brings in Mr. Pete and a black guy to help him fuck a horny nympho girl.
    Koursaros.net .Greek straight porn site featuring a mix of pro and amateur videos. Could do without the popups but does have a nice selection.
    Italian college guy tapes himself fucking girl. I love it when guys smile and wave at the camera.


    Three Spanish swinger couples fuck

    Short cell phone video of black girl sucking two black guys in corner of kitchen.
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    Black guy likes to watch himself fucking girl in bedroom mirror
    Hood Strippers Exposed 3. 1998 straight porn movie featuring black strippers fucking guys on stage and in the crowd at a club.
    Czech AV

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    MILF Ava Devine fucked by her daughter's black boyfriend and his friends.
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    Woman In Gold. 2015 drama based on the true story of an elderly Jewish woman from California (Helen Mirren) who employs a young lawyer (Ryan Reynolds) to sue the Austrian government to win back art stolen from her family by the Nazis during WWII.

    I was ambivalent about it at first. I'm burned out on WWII movies and didn't think the story of some paintings would be all that interesting. But I ended up liking it based on the combination of Helen Mirren's performance (sassy but strong), the tragic story of how everything was ruthlessly taken from the Jews of Vienna, as well as the bitter legal fight from the Austrians who were quick to apologize for the past but loathe to set the precedent of giving back any of their stolen loot.
    This Aint Terminator XXX. 2013 straight porn movie from Hustler and director Alex Braun. It was nominated for a number of awards. I liked the opening scene when the Terminator (Dick Delaware) stumbles across Billy Glide and Alex Gonz fucking Juelz Ventura in an alley. I also liked the final scene when Kyle Reese (Brandon Moore) finds Sarah Connor (Dahlia Sky) and fucks her.

    My Girlfriend's Big Sister Tempts Me With Her Big Tits and Saying She'll Let Me Creampie Her. Japanese straight porn movie starring Hitomi Tanaka. I liked it when he'd fuck her with his girlfriend just a few feet away oblivious.
    Hold The Moan. Straight porn reddit featuring girls fucking in risky situations where they could get caught. They recently posted a link to one of my posts.
    A Wrinkle In Time: The Graphic Novel. Written by Madeline L'Engle. Adapted and illustrated by Hope Larson.

    I never got around to reading the original book because I figured it was for kids. I can see why the story is hailed as a cult classic. It's over fifty years old but holds up amazingly well.

    I liked the mix of sci-fi, fantasy, adventure and Christian philosophy. It really makes you think.

    Jennifer Lee (the creator of Frozen) is making a big-budget movie version for Disney. I'm curious to see how that turns out and if they keep some of the religious themes.
    Puerto Rico's healthcare system close to collapse. My friend's fiance lives on the island. It's turned into a Third World country. Everyone's trying to escape. Which is sad because this is supposed to be part of America.
    Bernie Sanders has gotten flak for saying that global warming contributes to terrorism. Turns out the CIA Director just said the same thing.


    My friends on the left point out that Republican governors can't block the federal government from dumping Muslim refugees on them. And that's true. But they do have the power to cut off all state resources. No driver's licenses. No Medicaid. No welfare benefits. They can order the state police to monitor everyone closely and arrest anyone who so much as sneezes the wrong way. Most importantly, they can eliminate funding to any charity that chooses to support foreigners over Americans.

    Of course folks could say that's wrong and shameful . But the irony is that Democrats set the precedent by refusing to obey federal immigration laws with their "illegal aliens are welcome" sanctuary cities. Can't have it both ways. Can't demand that Cincinnati obey the law if San Francisco doesn't want to..

    My main issue is safety. Good lord. The federal government is terrible at screening people and keeping track of threats. You know what's going to happen. We'll let everyone in. A year or two from now we'll start seeing terrorist attacks. Everyone will stand around dumbfounded. Then a really nasty attack will freak everybody out and even the most die-hard liberals will turn into Donald Trump and demand the borders be closed. Best to avoid that hot mess altogether.

    We have no interest in Syria. It's a former French colony. It's in the Arab world. Russia just invaded. Let them all deal with it.
    Short cell phone video of rapper Danny Brown getting his dick sucked by female fan while he's on stage at concert.


    2 Hole. Japanese straight porn movie about a Kyoto University college girl forced to fuck by her stepbrother and his friends. It's a little unusual because DP isn't very common in Japanese porn.
    Japanese MILF forced to fuck by her stepson and his friends.
    JavSeen.com. Straight porn site featuring Japanese movies. The websites very wonky, full of pop-up ads and broken links, but overall it does have a great selection.
    Hip Share House. Japanese straight porn movie about horny college roommates fucking each other in a house. I'm amused at how the Japanese pixelate dicks even if it's a blowjob scene.
    NHDTA 680. Japanese straight porn movie about schoolgirls getting fucked in a library.
    NHDTA 681. Japanese straight porn movie about little brothers fucking their stepsisters after catching them masturbating.
    My friends on the left are whining that Republican governors are racist and cruel for refusing to accept Syrian refugees into their states, but I see it more as a safety issue. President Obama said shortly before the Paris attacks that ISIS was contained. He's clearly incompetent. The federal government can't be trusted to properly screen people. Better to send the Syrians to Democrat states. Let them deal with them if they want them so much.
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    The Last Days. 2013 Spanish sci-fi thriller about a guy trying to forge his way across a post-apocalyptic Barcelona. It was written and directed by Alex and David Pastor (Carriers). Caught it on Netflix.

    I liked it. Very dark. Reminded me of the movie Blindness, except in this case instead of going blind everyone in the world becomes agoraphobic. If they go outside, even if they remain in a car, they'll immediately suffer from a fatal seizure.
    Not Gay: Sex Between Straight White Men by Jane Ward. A lesbian looks at the phenomena of the heteroflexible straight white guy.

    The writing's a bit uneven. One minute it's very dry, like reading a sociology textbook or study from a psychology journal. The next minute she's very breezy, almost flippant. She also has the annoying habit of constantly stating what the chapters are about. Felt like I was reading a middle school term paper. No need to beat me over the head with the thesis statement.

    Having said that, I did like it. Short quick read. Really makes you think about sexuality.

    I come across straight guys fooling around all the time. I've slept with guys who were otherwise happily married to women but enjoyed performing oral sex or getting fucked in the ass. I also love blowing straight guys because their reactions are more satisfying. Nothing hotter than having a guy dripping with sweat after face fucking you grunt and grudgingly admit you were the best they ever had.

    I was amused by her investigation into porn. I watch HazeHim all the time and actually own the College Invasion straight porn she talks about. I can't help but to crack up at the idea of this lesbian academic watching hours and hours of porn, studiously taking notes, counting people of color and judging the facial reactions of everyone.

    She makes an interesting point about race. It's unfair to blame high rates of AIDS among the African-American community on guys on the down-low when the real issue is drugs, poverty, poor sex education and lack of access to healthcare. There's also a double standard with sex crimes. A park could be full of old white guys fooling around in the bushes, but the moment a black guy shows up, oh no, it's unsafe, send in the SWAT team.

    I'm surprised she didn't pay much attention to childhood sexual development. Studies dating all the way back to the 1950s consistently show that same-sex experimentation is fairly normal. That's one reason why Craigslist ads for straight guys seeking other guys to jerk off with are so common.

    I'm also surprised she didn't look at the recent phenomena of gay-for-pay porn stars. They're all over the place now. It started out with guys doing jerkoff videos, maybe letting gay guys blow them. But now you've got straight guys performing as power bottoms.
    High deductibles make health insurance all but useless. That's the big problem with Obamacare. My friends on the left brag that the rate of the uninsured has gone way down. But what's the point if the insurance is worthless? It's really nothing more than a huge tax on the poor. They're paying money they don't have to Big Insurance companies and in return they're getting jack shit back because the insurance is basically catastrophic coverage, and even then it's dicey.


    My take on Saturday's CBS News Democrat presidential debate:

    I loved it when Bernie Sanders called Hillary out on the millions of dollars in bribes she's received from Wall Street and Big Business. I don't think she won anybody over with her whine that it's because she was the senator from New York during 9/11. Uh huh. He pressed on her why she didn't support specific reforms and all she could do was mumble about how she was better and that she had the support of liberal media darlings like Paul Krugman.

    Hillary kept bragging about how she had the judgement to be commander in chief, which gave Bernie and O'Malley an opening to blast her for supporting the Iraq War.

    Pundits criticize Bernie for continuing to say that climate change remains our greatest threat but he's right. ISIS won't even exist a hundred years from now. But our grandkids are gonna be living in a post-apocalyptic nightmare if we don't get our shit together.

    I liked it when Bernie and O'Malley reminded everyone that the tax rate for the rich was NINETY percent under Eisenhower and SEVENTY percent under Reagan.

    Bernie is taking flack for saying that the Pentagon barely spends ten percent of it's budget on terrorism. But he's right. Six hundred BILLION dollars a year. And most of it goes to enormous subsidies to defense contractors for weapons that barely even work.

    My favorite line: "It is not a radical idea to say that if somebody works 40 hours a week, that person should not be living in poverty." That's the main theme of Bernie's campaign. Income inequality. He's the first candidate in almost thirty years to actually focus on poverty and the middle class.
    Japanese schoolgirl stops time so she can fuck guy in classroom.
    Female doctor forced to fuck by two prison inmates.
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    23-year-old X-Factor contestant Eoghan Quigg shows off his cock
    Hidden video of college guy pissing in mall restroom stall.
    Straight jock strips down and plays with his dick
    Ginger takes nude pics on Tindr
    23-year-old black guy shows off his really long dick
    Buffy Davis fucks her Tom Byron, her husband's son.
    Mr. Pete fucks slutty grandma. Her hair scared me.
    Strictly Taboo: Catherine and Anthony. Step siblings have an affair.

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    • Son Cums of Age. Eighteen year old guy forces his stepmom Cory Chase into being his sex slave.
    Reality Kings

    • All Naughty 1. Xander Corvus fucks a group of schoolgirls in their dorm.
    Blackbird. 2014 drama about an African-American seventeen year old boy struggling with his sexuality. Based on a novel, it was directed by Patrik-Ian Polk, the creator of the African-American gay-themed tv-show Noah's Arc.

    I liked it. He was cute. Rather enjoyed his little wet dream fantasies. But it was also touching. I felt sorry for him. He had to deal with his mentally ill mother. He also had to deal with shame after being raised in a Southern Baptist church that saw homosexuality as being possessed by demons.
    My take on the Paris terrorist attacks

    • So much for Obama's claim that ISIS is done for. Last week they downed a Russian airliner. This week they attacked Paris. Don't seem to be going anywhere to me.
    • And yet Obama wants to bring in tens of thousands of Muslims? How long before they do the same here? Just look at the Boston Marathon bombers. They had everything handed to them. Food stamps. Welfare. College education. And yet they still became terrorists.
    • The media keeps saying that the attacks were unprecedented. Actually they aren't. Terorrists have carried out similar attacks in Iraq, India and Kenya. It's just the first time it's happened to white people.
    • I think it's only a matter of time before it happens in America. And I don't think it will be New York. I think they'll hit the heartland. Malls. Festivals. Places that aren't expecting trouble.
    Colorado becomes first state to vote on single-payer healthcare reform. I'm hoping they're able to pull it off. The insurance industry is already freaking out, ordering the Republican and Democrat politicians on their payroll to opposite it at all costs.


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    Mr. Holmes. 2015 drama about a 93-year-old Sherlock Holmes (Sir Ian McKellan).

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    My favorite scene was the ginger guy. I loved the look on the porn star's face when she realized that he was really going to fuck the shit out of her. They went at it for over thirty minutes.

    I was surprised that the black guy only got a handjob. Black guys rarely show up in the College Invasion series. Or any of the college-themed porn series for that matter. Figured he'd get a promotion.
    St. Valentine's College Sluts. Also known as Private Gold 174. 2014 straight porn movie about horny schoolgirls fucking on Valentine's Day.

    I liked the opening scene when Lucy Li is jerking off a guy in the back of the classroom while the teacher is talking. I also liked the ending when Lucy Li and Violette Pure fuck Jakub Forman and Thomas Lee after class.
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    Dope. 2015 indie drama about a high school nerd and his friends living in Inglewood, a ghetto suburb of LA.

    I liked it. Part coming-of-age story. Part homage to 90s rap. I like how sweet it was. Didn't try to be dark and gritty.
    College Rules

    • Everybody's Fucking. It's a little different from other College Rules videos. More like Collegefuckfest and Dorm Invasion. Orgy on the living room floor while everyone watches.
    Masegaki Classmate 5. Japanese straight porn movie about a MILF fucking her nerdy stepson's friends. I liked the last two scenes. The guys get cockier and cockier, taking turns fucking her while her stepson while he's close by. Then eventually they say fuck it and openly gangbang her in front of him.


    Welsh town moves offshore to avoid taxes on local businesses. I like their idea. If General Electric, Amazon, Starbucks, BP, etc. don't want to pay taxes, then fine, let's use those same loopholes for small businesses too and see how long the government lasts when it has nobody left to rip off.
    Finder's Keepers by Stephen King. The retired detective from "Mr. Mercedes" is back with a new case.

    I liked it. More crime thriller than horror. But there is a slight supernatural element and it looks like the next book will be brought firmly into the Stephen King universe.
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    Robin Hood: Thief of Wives. 1996 Italian straight porn movie from director Joe D'Amato.
    Little French Maid. 1981 straight porn movie starring Connie Peterson as a horny maid. Porn legend John Holmes appears in a number of scenes.
    Teenage Cheerleaders. 1974 straight porn movie. An old favorite of mine. One of the first straight porn movies I ever watched, it's basically a collection of loosely-related school themed porn loops.

    My Favorite Scenes

    • After The Game Back To Class. A professor gets sucked underneath the lectern while a girl jerks off a guy in the back of the classroom.
    Verfuhrung Auf Der Schulbank. Also known as Seduction on a School Desk. 1979 German straight porn movie about a teacher blackmailed into fucking by two students.
    Junge Manner Alte Weiber. Also known as Granaten Omas and Old Ladies Extreme 2. 1995 French porn movie about the sexual adventures of a group of rich old people, their maid and two male stylists.

    I'm amused at the cultural differences between France and America. In France, hair stylists are seen as sexy. In America, they're stereotypically gay.
    Girl gets fucked by hunky shirtless gardener.
    Cake. 2015 drama about a woman (Jennifer Aniston) recovering from a car accident that killed her son and left her in severe chronic pain. Caught it on Netflix.

    The story's a little uneven but I liked it solely on Jennifer Aniston's performance alone. Her pain and anger were heartbreaking to watch.


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    Batgirl sucking Batman's dick
    Han Solo fucking Princess Leia
    Wonder Woman riding Batman's cock.
    Black guy lets his brother fuck his white girlfriend
    Youtube star Josh does pro porn shoot with his girlfriend. You can see his Youtube channel here. I can't believe Youtube is almost ten years old. He was an early star. From what I understand he did a jerkoff video too before retiring from public life altogether. He reminds me a lot of Michael Hoffman, who also branched out into porn after starting out with Youtube workout videos.


    Spectre. The 24th James Bond movie and the fourth to star Daniel Craig.

    I liked it. It's almost three hours long but every moment is action-packed and interesting. I like how it tied the previous three Bond movies together.

    I'm curious to see how the next James Bond movie turns out. From what I understand it will most likely be Daniel Craig's last and then from there they're gonna try to reboot it yet again.
    Cooties. 2014 horror comedy about chicken nuggets turning kids in an elementary school into zombies.

    I liked it. I don't know why it skipped theaters. I thought it was nicely done. Good mix of horror and comedy.
    Short video of cute college wrestler weighing in naked. An old favorite of mine. He was so adorable. I'm surprised Discovery Channel didn't blur his dick out.


    Sex scenes from the British tv-show "Shameless"

    Two Russian guys tape themselves fucking girl in sauna.
    Juicy Boys

    British MILF landlady and her friend fuck two college guys

    Short Snapchat cell phone video of Australian guy fucking girl in bed.
    South Philly Dicksucker. Black gay guy tapes himself sucking guys.
    Black gay guy tapes himself getting fucked by his pot dealer.
    Jacki Love gets two construction workers to fuck her pussy at the same time
    Nightvision video of guy and girl fucking outside on cruise ship
    Black guy tapes him and friend fucking girl in living room until grandma comes home and chews him out. An old favorite of mine. I love how she immediately knew he was up to no good.
    Girl dares her boyfriend into letting her gay friend suck his dick. An old favorite of mine. I like how her boyfriend is nervous at first but then at the end is amazed at how great the blowjob was.
    Dad and cop fuck stepson in interrogation room.
    Bound In Public

    Minami Kojima gets gangbanged by group of Japanese guys in locker room.


    I Confess Files. Masked man fucks British women in church confessionals.
    Vacation. 2015 comedy that serves as a loose sequel to the National Lampoon's Vacation movies with an adult Rusty Griswald now leading his family on a road trip to Wally World.

    I liked it. Is it original? No. But it does have it's funny moments and it was nice seeing Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo make brief cameos.
    Gay Mormons distressed by church new rules on same-sex relationships. I'm disappointed. The Mormons got burned by backlash from supporting anti-gay Proposition 8 so lately they've been leaning towards being neutral on homosexuality. Now they've gone the opposite direction. We're not just gonna kick you out. We're gonna banish your kids as well and not let them back in until they turn 18 and denounce you!
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    MIAD 767. Japanese straight porn movie about horny schoolgirls. Don't know what's up with the weird classical music soundtrack.

    • Favorite Scene
      • A horny schoolgirl gets fucked on her classroom desk by two guys.
    The Stepmother 5: Her New Son. 2011 straight porn movie from Sweet Sinner.

    • Favorite Scenes
      • Seth Gamble fucks his girlfriend Cece Stone
      • Seth Gamble cheats with MILF Magdalene St. Michaels
      • Xander Corvus fucks MILF Tanya Tate
    Trans 500


    Vatican police detain two independent auditors after they leak information exposing massive corruption within the Catholic Church. Basically when Catholics donate money, barely a fifth of it goes to charity. The rest goes to propping up pedophiles and crooks. It's been like this for generations. Pope John Paul II tried to stop it but gave up. Pope Benedict resigned because he was worried about getting assassinated. Pope Francis is trying to clean house but it's hard when every other priest is rotten to the core.
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    Vanessa Del Rio has a threesome with a father and son.
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    Redneck guy gets his dick sucked by girl on webcam while his buddies watch. Towards the end she briefly sucks one of his friends while another guy strips down and jerks off.
    Cartoon Confidential by Jim Korkis and John Cawley.  A brief history of American cartoons.

    It's very dated (1991) and not well-written (some chapters felt like they were written by grade-schoolers). But it does touch upon a wide range of interesting subjects:

    • Early cartoons. Not just Disney, Warner Brothers and Hanna Barbera but characters like Felix the Cat who are iconic but we really don't know much about.
    • Sex and censorship. Mickey Mouse used to be really obnoxious. Betty Boop bordered on pornographic.
    • The rise and fall of Saturday morning cartoons. 
    • The golden age of commercial cartoon mascots (Tony the Tiger, Captain Crunch).
    • Long-forgotten prime-time cartoon shows. We forget that The Flintstones was a sitcom.
    • The old Christmas cartoon and claymation specials. Which hold up amazingly well.
    Inside Out. 2015 animated movie from Disney/Pixar and director Pete Docter (Monsters Inc, Up) about a little girl and the emotions in her head (Joy, Sadness, Anger, Fear, Disgust).

    I really liked it. Cute. Heartfelt. But also surprisingly smart and poignant. I like how they depicted Sadness and showed that there's nothing wrong with being sad. In fact, it's very important in terms of emotional development and growth.
    Two guys and two girls fool around for an hour on webcam. Ever notice in foursomes that one couple is always slower than the other one?
    Young white thug with a big dick fools around with his girlfriend on webcam.
    Doctors discover patient got cancer from a tapeworm. To be fair, he had HIV and that can open you up to all sorts of crazy diseases and rare cancers. But it's still really freaky. Especially because it turns conventional wisdom entirely upside down. Scientists didn't think parasites could even get cancer let alone pass it on.


    Kentucky Democrats turn in their worst performance in 150 years. My friends on the left wring their hands and whine that it's all about money and turnout. But Conway had millions more than Bevin. Democrat turnout has been as high as its ever been. Here's a thought. Actually field a competent candidate.

    • Alison Grimes started out great...but then she refused to say she voted for Obama. Folks saw right through her so she lost in a landslide.
    • Jack Conway seemed great. But he was terrified of saying anything controversial. That's why he was weeping when he announced his support for gay marriage. He doesn't have a backbone. Nobody wants to vote for a pussy so that's why he lost too.


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    Kentucky Democrat State Auditor Adam Edelen loses re-election. This got lost in the shuffle with all the other election news. I'm disappointed. He did a good job of being an independent watchdog. He was in line to challenge Rand Paul for the Senate but that's probably out now. I don't know who the Democrats are going to get. They're pretty much wiped out in Kentucky.


    Ay Papi. Seventeen issues of a straight porn comic from Jab Comics about the adventures of a nympho girl. The first half are in black and white.
    A Model Life. Straight porn comic strip from Jab Comix about a horny family.
    Americunt Dragon. Three issues of a straight porn comic strip from Jab Comix spoofing the cartoon American Dragon: Jake Long.
    A Blizzard Night of Firsts. Straight porn comic strip from Jab Comix about a virgin guy spending a snowy night in a cabin with three beautiful girls.
    The Teacher Of My Dreams. Straight cartoon porn comic strip from 8muses.
    Johnny Testicles. Cartoon porn comic strip from Jab Comix.
    Czech Gay Fantasy 1. I posted a preview earlier but this is the full version. The premise is a brothel. Guys pay an old man at a window. They then line up and can fuck whatever holes they want. Two gloryholes for blowjobs. Two fuckholes with asses out and one fuckhole for doggy-style. I'm impressed with the power bottoms. They took guy after guy pounding their asses like champs.
    CanadianMale. 350 XHamster videos of an old fat Canadian guy sucking and getting fucked by his employees. They're mostly white-collar white guys. But there's also a number of blacks and bisexuals as well as the occasional Hispanic and Asian.
    My take on Election 2015

    • I'm disappointed that Republican Matt Bevin is now governor of Kentucky. But I'm not shocked. This is the state that produced Kim Davis and re-elected Mitch McConnell by wide margins. The man's not even from Kentucky. He cheated on his taxes. And he wants to throw the poor and elderly off of Medicare. But he makes all the right noises about God and guns and gays, so folks fall over for him.
    • I'm not shocked that Issue 3 failed in Ohio. It was horribly flawed. Hey let's legalize marijuana...but only a monopoly for millionaires! That's why both the Green Party and the Libertarian Party ended up opposing it.
    Max. 2015 family movie about a military dog that returns to Afghanistan to live with the family of his handler who was killed. It was written and directed by Boaz Yakin (Remember the Titans).

    I liked it. Like Lassie on steroids. Watch Lassie take on the Taliban, Mexican drug lords, redneck gun runners and rottweilers!
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