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7/22/2014

MUSINGS

Some random thoughts I had today

  • My friend was telling me about her cousin who is a mystery author.  It led me to have an epiphany for my own comic murder mystery novel.  The lead character would be a serial killer who offed D-list celebrities and reality stars.  But every time one got pushed off a balcony, overdosed on a poisoned cocktail or crashed their car off a cliff, nobody gave a shit, making him madder and madder.
  • My friend told me that hours after she got laid off, the university announced the hiring of a new executive that made more money than all of the people laid off combined.  Budget cuts in one hand. Fatcat bonuses in the other.  That's the American Way!
  • My mom said that a Big Lots and Aldis is gonna open at the Kmart that just closed in town near where she works.  I hope that's true. My parents could do all of their shopping there.

PORN REVIEW


  • Areallytallboy.  Xtube.  Seventy five videos of gay S&M bondage.  His specialty is wrapping people up in duct tape like a mummy.  I'm too claustrophobic for that.
  • 3x4ever.  Tumblr.  Swedish gay guy tapes himself fucking other twinks.

NAUGHTY DICTIONARY

Felching.  When you suck cum out of a guy's ass and then swallow it or put it in their mouth with a big sloppy kiss.  A friend told me he did it the other night.  Not really my cup of tea. Mainly because I don't like the idea of having unsafe sex. Can see a video of it here.

CRAZY PORN

Dirty Old Gay Guys

  • Geezer Orgy.  One guy was so old he arrived in a wheelchair.

Dirty Old Straight Guys

GAY PORN


NAUGHTY PICTURES

Black guy shows off his really big dick at Mardi Gras

FOOD

Tom+Chee announces layoffs. I like their food but I think they got way too carried away with expansion.  Saw themselves as the next Chipotle.  They're pooh-poohing it as mere growing pains but it's pretty bad when you have to let your own PR person go.

NAUGHTY POLITICS

New book reveals more of Bill Clinton's illicit affairs.  You have to take all of this stuff with a grain of salt. Although it's probably true that the Israelis/British/Russians bugged him and I've heard rumors about him banging Elizabeth Hurley and Gina Gershon before.

I do think Bubba's a liability for Hillary Clinton.  From what I've heard, he's still a huge womanizer.  He and Hillary pretty much lead separate lives.  The liberal media covers his dalliances up.  Mainly because nobody really gives a shit anymore.  But wait until he's in the public eye again.  The Clintons will march into the White House heads held high.  And leave like they did before. Laughingstocks.  Like the Kardashians with sex tapes and soap opera shenanigans.

MOVIE REVIEW

Jiro Dreams of Sushi.  2011 documentary about an 85-year-old Japanese sushi master.  Caught it on Netflix.

I liked it. Not so much for the zen-like old guy.  Work is life.  Life is work.  Blah blah blah.  But for the background on sushi.

7/21/2014

PORN REVIEW


  • BenBigDick.  Xtube.  Nine videos of British twink Ben Fisher.  Mostly of him jerking off, but there is one of him fucking a guy.
  • Cheer Boy 2005.  Tumblr.  Mix of gay porn pictures and the occasional video.
  • Explosive Ride.  Tumblr.  Lots of self pics of naked guys.
  • MOTDRobert2.  Tumblr.  Nice selection of pictures and videos of straight guys.
  • Naked Dudes for the Ladies.  Tumblr.  Selfies of naked straight guys.
  • Scotts-Dicks.  Tumblr.  Large selection of gay porn pictures and videos.

GAY PORN


NAUGHTY PICTURES


NAUGHTY PICTURES

Rapper T. I. caught skinny-dipping

FUCK LITTLE BROTHER

License plate readers. A lot of folks don't realize this.  But your car is constantly being scanned by cops and private contractors.  Cops are looking for criminals and unpaid tickets.  The contractors are looking for repos and sell the rest of the information to consumer research groups.  Doesn't matter if you avoid the highways, they get you in the parking lots of malls/grocery stores, randomly on residential streets, or they literally drive by your house and scan your car in the driveway.

On the surface, it sounds harmless enough.  Not like you know.  But now Little Brother is starting to patch in to Big Brother.  The Skynet-like supercomputers are up and running.  It's what Edward Snowden was warning about with the NSA.

ALL of your phone calls.  ALL of your emails.  ALL of your credit/debit/ATM card transactions are being recorded.  Every time you drive, you're being recorded by cops, traffic cameras, private contractors and toll booths.  Your DVR is being monitored.  So is your usage of gas, water and electricity.  That's why I laugh when hippies talk about being off the grid.  There's no such thing.

Wait until the Kill Switch technology is implemented. Then the sci-fi movie stuff comes real.

Citizen, you have committed a thought-crime. Your bank account is now locked.  Your phone and email has been compromised.  Your car will not start.  But if you do manage to flee, we will quickly find you.  So please stand by so our operatives can transport you to a Re-Education Center.  We thank you for your cooperation...

NAUGHTY PICTURES

Tobi from the British reality show Magaluf Weekender" shows off his dick in SnapChat

PORN REVIEW

Gay porn Tumblrs

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NAUGHTY PICTURES


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7/20/2014

SCI-FI GEEK

Falling Skies villain teleconference. This is why I gave up on the show.  Way too cheesy.

STR8 PORN


  • The Intimate Diary of Mr Leon.  1976 French movie from Alpha France about a man's love of spanking. It's considered a cult classic because it helped make S&M a little more mainstream.
  • Nazi general sits and presides over his officers having an orgy in a ballroom.
  • Piece of Heaven.  1988 movie from CDI about two guys (Tom Byron, Peter North) sitting up in heaven watching couples fuck.  My favorite was the finale when they see two girls playing with each other and decide to join in.  
  • Pleasure Maze.  1986 sci-fi spoof from Essex about android hookers being test driven.
  • Road Service.  Also known as Faster and Harder.  1973 movie from Video Home Library.  I liked the opening scene when Marc Stevens is fucking Andrea True doggystyle at the kitchen table while she's eating breakfast. Alas, both of them have moved on to the big porno set in the sky.  He died in 1989, supposedly from AIDS.  She went on to make the disco song "More, More, More" before passing away in 2011.

WEBCAM REVIEW

Note:  You will only see action if they're online and up to something.

  • Hotguys22.  Chaturbate.  Cute 26-year-old Hungarian gay couple fucking online.
  • Wizz99.  Chaturbate.  Group of young German guys jerking off.

FUCK LITTLE BROTHER

California cities fine homeowners for not watering lawns, states fine them for watering. I've never understood the American obsession with green lawns.

POLITICS

Influx of South Americans drives Miami's renaissance.  Sometimes I get accused of racism because I'm very hardline on illegal immigration.  The irony is that I believe Spanish should be made an official second language.  I think America's long-term future lies to the south.  Mexico is a failed state.  We should absorb it. Then focus on making Central America, South America and the Caribbean our vassals.

STR8 PORN


  • Champagne for Breakfast.  1980 movie from Essex about a wealthy nympho (Lesllie Bovee) who hires a chauffeur (John Leslie) to drive her around.
  • Downstairs Upstairs.  1980 movie from TVX spoofing "Upstairs, Downstairs" about butlers, maids and wealthy people on a fancy estate.  There's a brief scene between midget Luis De Jesus and Lisa De Leeuw but otherwise it's rather conventional.
  • I'm A Sex Addict.  Spoof of reality shows like Intervention.  Five guys have a therapy meeting but end up gangbanging a girl.
  • Intimate Journal.  Originally known as "Journal Intime de Campagne."  2006 French movie from Marc Dorcel imported by Wicked Pictures and dubbed into English about a girl writing about all the sexual adventures she and her friends had at a farmhouse over a holiday weekend.  

REST IN PEACE

James Garner.  I grew up watching The Rockford Files.

7/17/2014

MUSINGS

Should bars and bartenders be cited for serving drunk drivers?  A repeat drunk driver hit and killed a guy earlier this year.  He got 9 1/2 years in prison.  But the bar and the bartender were also charged with selling beer to an intoxicated person.  I think it's bullshit.  We can argue all we want about judgement but in the end the buck stops with the driver. I feel sorry for the victim's wife, but if you wanna throw the blame around, how about the system that lets drunk drivers keep going and going?  If we're gonna lecture bartenders over cutting people off, then why didn't the judge cut this guy off before with his previous offenses?  And would there even be charges if this was a posh bar at the Banks, OTR or owned by someone well-connected like Jeff Ruby?  Something tells me that shit would've been swept under the rug.

NAUGHTY POLITICS

The Nordic Model of Prostitution.  The Europeans are starting to back away from legalizing prostitution.  The Amsterdam experiment hasn't worked as well as hoped.  Sex trafficking is actually way up.  Going back to cracking the whip and criminalizing prostitution altogether is out because that's already failed miserably.  So now folks are looking at what Sweden and it's Scandinavian neighbors have done.  Let the prostitutes go but go after the johns. The Swedes claim that they've cut sex trafficking in half but I'm dubious.

I think the solution is to continue to mainstream sex work more.  Make it more of a legitimate business.  Hit the criminal gangs harder.

GAY PORN


STR8 PORN


PORN REVIEW

SteveWill.  XTube.  Over thirty videos of a guy sucking and getting fucked by guys he meets on Grindr, Scruff or in the woods.  My favorites:

7/16/2014

BOOK REVIEW

Mother Nature Is Trying To Kill You by Canadian biologist and television personality Dr. Dan Riskin. Quick fun read .  Thanks to Mark for recommending it.

He makes a number of really interesting points:

  • Nature aint special.  Hippies promote vegetarianism but if it's so natural then why are so many animals carnivores?  Want to turn your back on modern medicine?  Fine, let's go back to dying from diarrhea and paper cuts, watching our kids die.  Want to base our laws on nature?  Okay.  Then that means rape is legal because many animals force themselves on each other.  
  • Animals aint special.  Mother nature aint pretty out there.  Animals kill each other all the time.  They eat their own babies.  Even if humans disappeared, nature still fucks animals over, killing off the weak and the unlucky.
  • We're nothing more than meat robots who are slaves to our DNA.  He hems and haws at the end about how we can CHOOSE to love, but that's just a bunch of baloney. He doesn't love his wife and son.  That's just his DNA telling him to reproduce and protect his offspring. Humans aren't special.  They're nothing more than animals, driven to fuck and survive.  The only thing that makes them different is that they have the ability to delude themselves into thinking they're special.  Your partner doesn't love you.  They're just using you to survive.  If you're no longer of any use, they'll leave.  Your kids don't love you.  They're just using you to survive.  If you're no longer of use, they'll send you packing.  You will die alone.  Buried and forgotten.  Just like any other animal. It's extremely cynical and depressing.  But that's reality.  

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NAUGHTY POLITICS

The Lynching of Tiger Mandingo.  He wasn't a saint.  He repeatedly had unprotected sex even though he knew he was HIV positive.  But on the flip side, his sexual partners aren't saints either.  They chose to have unprotected sex with a stranger they met online.  The only reason he's facing jail time is because he's a black gay man in a backwards white hick town.

7/15/2014

TRANNY PORN

Mexican tranny tapes herself getting fucked in a bathroom

GAY PORN


  • Compilation of nude Vine videos one and two.  Lots of cute straight guys. Surprisingly hardcore.  I wasn't expecting so many cumshots.
  • Dunen Spritzer. Also known as "Sex On the Beach." 2001 German twink movie from Man's Best about three guys camping.
  • Dunkle Engle.  Also known as Dark Angels. 1998 German twink movie from Man's Best about a cult.  I liked the initiation orgy at the beginning.

MUSINGS

One of the biggest life lessons I've learned is to avoid dealing with Human Resources people at all costs.  Even if an HR person is nice, at the end of the day, they work for management.  Their job isn't to protect you.  It's to protect your boss.  Sometimes they do that by practicing tough love and telling bosses to get their shit together.  But most HR harpies are too lazy to do that. It's just easier to ignore problems and get rid of anyone who complains.

My mom learned that today.  She filed a complaint about her hours being cut.  The HR lady seemed very sympathetic.  Led my mom on for weeks.  Promised that everything would be taken care of.  Just to call today to coldly inform her that she will remain at two days a week and if she didn't like it, she could always move on.

My mom was devastated.  She thought twelve years of loyal service would have meant something.  But it doesn't.  There's no such thing as loyalty.  You're only as good as you are useful.  I'll never forget what happened to my friend.  She needed to spend more time with her dying husband.  Her boss, the boss's boss and the HR lady sweet talked her into going part-time.  Then the moment she took unpaid time off to put her husband in hospice, they fired her.  Her husband died days later. They got rid of her because it was easier to do that than deal with scheduling problems.

BOOK REVIEW

Skin Game by Jim Butcher.  Fifteenth book in the Dresden Files fantasy series.

I loved it.  Most series fizzle out after the third or fourth.  But these books get better and better.  Reminds me a lot of the tv-show "Supernatural."  Great characters.  Interesting fantasy world (wizards, angels, monsters, fairies).  With a lot of wry humor thrown in. I especially enjoyed his depiction of Hades. Whether it's Santa Claus or Bigfoot, Jim Butcher has very unique takes on things.

NAUGHTY DICTIONARY

Mamading.  Contest where you give the most blowjobs in a short amount of time.  It comes from the Spanish word "mamada" which means blowjob. It was made famous by a British girl who blew over twenty guys in two minutes while at a bar on the resort island of Majorca.  You can see the video here.

7/14/2014

STR8 PORN

Japanese porn

MUSINGS

Bunbury Day 3

The Music

  • The Lighthouse and the Whaler.  Folk rock band from Cleveland.  Not bad.  Checked them out while waiting during the rain delay.
  • Red Wanting Blue.  Rock band from Columbus. Checked them out while waiting for the main acts.  I think they have the potential to be like Mumford and Sons.  Liked the storytelling in their songs.
  • ZZ Ward.  Blues singer.  Liked her a lot more than I thought I would.
  • Young the Giant.  Started out laid back and mellow but then ended with a bang.
  • The Flaming Lips.  My favorite band of Bunbury.  Blew everyone else away.  Made Fall Out Boy and Empire of the Sun look like junior high bands.  They had the rock and roll.  They had the stage show. But most of all they had the energy.  It was just a big psychedelic party.
General Musings

  • Got lucky with the rain.  There was a downpour in the very beginning that caused an hour delay but after that it tapered off.  It started to rain again at the very end but by then it was a welcome relief to cool off.  My friend was freaked out by the thunder.  Kept wanting to take shelter.  But I didn't want to hide under a bridge all damn day.  
  • I can see why my vegetarian friends go ga ga for Island Noodles.  I'm normally not a big fan of noodles, but these were very yummy.  You get a lot too.  Felt like I ate a pound of veggies.
  • The food trucks should stay open at the end.  I was hungry after Flaming Lips.  Ended up going to White Castles.
  • Sawyer Point should do more concerts with the River Stage.  I think it's better than the Main Stage because you not only get to sit but have a beautiful river background too.

7/13/2014

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CRAZY PORN


PORN REVIEW

Mega-Sperm.  Free French gay porn site.  Has a lot of nice full-length movies. Reminds me of GayPornoFrance.

GAY PORN


UNDER THE RAINBOW

Nixon's 1971 approach to the "gay" problem. Even though he was a crazy asshole, he was right about himself.  Up to that point, he was the most tolerant president.

  • LBJ was notoriously homophobic, misogynistic, racist and mean-spirited.  
  • Kennedy sneered at gays.  
  • Eisenhower, Truman and FDR were responsible for homophobic anti-communist witch hunts.
Of course it's interesting to hear Henry Kissinger mumble along and kiss ass.  I can see why Christopher Hitchens had such disdain for him.  Very few have ever really called him out on his bullshit.  He has this whole persona of being a wise sage, yet if you listen to the Nixon tapes, he's there the entire time, nodding along to the craziest shit.

MOVIE REVIEW

Hostel: Part III.  Direct-to-dvd sequel. Caught it on Netflix.

I was disappointed with it.  Had so much potential. Could've done a lot with the Las Vegas setting.  But instead it was just another lame "kidnapped people get served up for torture in a warehouse" story.  The horror was surprisingly boring.  I was also disappointed by the lack of sex.  That's always been a key feature of the Hostel series.  Snuff porn. Women in peril.  Sexploitation.  But they totally ran away from that.  Didn't have a single sex scene.

Here's how I would've redone the movie:

  • The opening scene with the couple getting drugged. Turn it into a steamy shower threesome first where the snatcher fucks them then drugs them.  
  • Liven up the bachelor party.  Have them walk through a sex club full of crazy orgy shit going on.  When they hook up with the prostitutes, throw in a sex scene.  Preferably them taking turns with a girl.
  • The Mad Scientist torture scene.  Yeah peeling the guy's face off was freaky. But I say Human Centipede that shit.  Turn sexploitation around and focus the movie on torturing douchey guys.  Castration perhaps.
  • The Huntress scene.  Strapping a guy into a chair and shooting him with arrows is lame.  She should've rode his dick then turned him loose to hunt him down with those arrows like a crazy Amazon warrior.  After all, it's the Hunting Club.  Nobody gets chased in the movie.
  • The friend reveals that he's not only part of it, but he's gonna kill the groom and fuck his bride.  It turned into a hokey fight scene.  I would've had the friend rape the guy's wife in front of him.  The groom gets free.  He tortures the fuck out of the guy out of revenge.  Then he gets killed by the bride, because SURPRISE, she knew all along that he keeps cheating on her (cue past hooker scene) so she was part of it all.
  • The movie then ends with the Hunting Club intact and another Vegas victim being set up.

WEBCAM REVIEW

Note:  You will only see action if they're online and doing something.

  • Atila1212.  Chaturbate.  21 year old beefcake.
  • Dynacam2014.  Chaturbate. 25-year-old straight couple.
  • Frostym.  Chaturbate.  18-year-old British twink who likes to jerk off with Tenga eggs.
  • Twinkbottom1.  Chaturbate. 20-year-old bi Dutch bottom. I think he only gets fucked by guys on cam.

GAY PORN


7/12/2014

WEBCAM REVIEW

Note:  You will only see action if they're online and doing something

  • Exiled_Lust.  Chaturbate.  22-year-old straight guy jerking off on cam.
  • Powwow69.  Chaturbate.  Cute 18-year-old twink from Pennsylvania.  When I was watching, he was fucking this big sex toy that was basically a fleshlight shaped into the rump of an ass with a big dildo attached to it.  

MUSINGS

Bunbury Day Two

The Music

  • New Politics. I liked them.  Fun indie pop.  I was impressed with the lead singer's acrobatic breakdancing.  I also give him and his partner kudos on their English.  I had no idea they were Danish.
  • Paramore.  I was the most meh about them.  But they surprised me.  Stole the show.  Hayley Williams is a pro.  She did a great job at engaging the audience, even going so far as to pulling a random lucky fan on stage to sing with her.  My favorite moment was when she stopped the show out of amazement that a skunk was right smack in front of her spraying the front row. Don't know how in the world it got there.
  • Fall Out Boy. They were about what I expected.  Not bad.  But not spectacular either.  Standard rock act.  They needed better lighting.  Kept getting blinded by one of the background lights.
General Musings
  • I think the scheduling was messed up.  Cults was oddly placed in the middle of the Fall Out Boy lineup.  They should have been moved to Sunday and their spot turned over to Foxy Shazam.  They and Andrew WK got shafted.  Deserved better spots.
  • I was reminded that at festivals it's always important to find out the price of a meal before you buy.  A gyro and lemonade cost me sixteen bucks! Ugh and they weren't even that good.
  • I take a certain schadenfreude out of seeing yuppies fall to the heat.  They're so used to pampered air conditioning that anything over 75 degrees is an inferno to them. Watching them whine about having to walk to their cars is annoying too.  Oh the humanity!  

SCI-FI GEEK

Late author Marion Zimmer Bradley (Mists of Avalon) accused by daughter of being a crazy psycho child molester. She sounds like a bad villain from a V. C. Andrews novel. I was never able to get into the Avalon books.

MOVIE REVIEW


The Goonies.  Watched it again as part of my Corey Feldman/Corey Haim movie marathon.  It's been over twenty years since I saw it last.  Forgot how much I liked it.  Definitely a timeless classic.  I didn't realize Joe Pantoliano from the Sopranos was one of the bad guys. There's been talk recently of a sequel.  I'm open to it as long as they keep the innocence and sense of adventure. Kids movies today are so bland and devoid of life.  Manufactured Disney/Nickelodeon tv-movie tripe.

STR8 PORN


CARTOON PORN


MUSINGS

Bunbury Day One.

The Music

  • Wild Club. Nashville-based indie rock group.  They're still very new, but I liked them. Nice guys.
  • Cage the Elephant.  Good old-fashioned rock band.  The lead singer stage dived and I ended up with his crotch in my face!
  • Fitz and the Tantrums.  Indie pop band.  My favorite of the day.  Big ole funky dance party. High energy.  Know how to get the audience to participate.
  • Empire of the Sun.  I was rather skeptical of them but overall I was pleasantly surprised by their stage show.  My advice to them is to get away from the generic electronic dance music and fully embrace the pop rock opera.  Be like GWAR.  Aliens land on the stage and party.
General Musings
  • The layout was better this year.  Stages were more evenly spaced so you didn't have huge traffic jams.
  • It was less crowded this year so I got great spots up front.
  • Fell in love with this hippie chick.  Everyone who sat in her little circle got a hit from a joint, a baby wipe to clean themselves off with and a swig of vodka she sneaked in through packets she bought at Party Source. I ended up sitting with her, her cute stoner Mexican boyfriend, two radio guys who looked like like a young Bradley Cooper and Jonah Hill, and a girl who acted like Snooki.

7/10/2014

SCIENCE

Nine common food ingredients that Americans eat but are banned in other countries. A lot of folks don't realize just how lax the FDA is.  We're overloaded with toxic chemicals.  But nobody pays attention because Big Business owns the government, media and schools.

MOVIE REVIEW

The United States of Autism.  2013 documentary about a father of an autistic boy traveling across the country interviewing other individuals and families dealing with autism and Aspergers.

I liked it.  I was impressed with the diversity.  A lot of autism documentaries end up focusing on rich white people.  He managed to interview African-Americans, Asian-Americans, even Muslims and Mormons.

I'm a little more sympathetic to the anti-vaccine crowd now.  While science still leans against them, I do understand why they're so passionate.  They make a good point.  What if by giving a child over half a dozen shots in a short amount of time, the mercury triggers the autism gene?

I don't know if mercury has contributed to autism, but I do think it's caused a lot more damage than folks realize.  Government and Big Business try to shoot it down because they don't want to admit the truth.  That a wide range of FDA-approved household chemicals are responsible for killing millions of people over the past fifty years.

FUCK REPUBLICANS

I think the whole "Michelle Obama is a tranny" meme is crazy. I give Joan Rivers a pass because that's just her shtick. She does old-fashioned insult comedy.  Michelle Obama aint exactly my favorite first lady.  I think there are a lot of legitimate criticisms of her ranging from fucking up school lunches to being fake and unnecessarily political.  But calling her a tranny just takes away from that.  Makes her critics look like assholes.  If Republicans want to woo women, gays, African-Americans and young people, this aint the way to do it!

PORN REVIEW

MyFreeBlack.  Straight porn tube site featuring a large selection of African-American videos.

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TRANNY PORN

Homemade video of three biker guys fucking a tranny

FUCK ISLAM

The surprising roots of ISIS commander Omar al-Shishani.  Turns out the guy trying to set up an extreme Islamic caliphate in Iraq and Syria was born Orthodox Christian in Georgia.  Didn't convert to Islam until he was in prison.

HISTORY

The Nazis Forgotten Anti-Smoking Campaign.Nazi scientists were among the first to seriously investigate the link between smoking and cancer.  American scientists didn't jump in until the 1950s and 1960s.

7/09/2014

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TRANNY PORN

Tranny Surprise

CARTOON PORN


  • Back of the Bus.  Slideshow of MILF getting fucked by black guys on bus
  • Coach.  Slideshow comic of black mother fucking white coach so her son can play football
  • Conjugal Visit.  Slideshow of interracial comic
  • Flag Girls one, two, three and four. Slideshow of interracial comic

MOVIE REVIEW

Slugs.  1988 horror movie based on a novel about killer slugs.

Watched it on Netflix.  Haven't seen it in over twenty years.  Not bad.  Good old-fashioned cheesy creature feature.  Some scenes are funny.  And some are gross and freaky.

CRAZY PORN

Redneck fucks homemade cushion sex toy

GAY PORN


NAUGHTY POLITICS

Virginia police get warrant to force 17-year-old boy to have an erection so they can see if he sexted his 15-year-old girlfriend. You know there are plenty of real sex crimes out there.  Kids being molested.  Women who have been raped.  Sex trafficking.  But instead they waste their time on this stupid shit.

FUCK THE ECONOMY

Fidelity to outsource 400 jobs.  This is why I'm so wary about going corporate.  What's the point if your job gets axed in a year or two and end up right back at the bottom.  That's happened to so many friends of mine.

FUN WITH BLOGGING

Blogging's been light lately because my internet's been down most of the week.  Blinked out 10pm Monday night.  I figured it was just the storm.  But then it was still off after I got off work on Tuesday.  Ended up resetting the modem/router half a dozen times before calling tech support. Time Warner Cable sent someone out Wednesday afternoon.  They ended up replacing the modem and leaving me with a totally different phone number.  Oh well.  At least it works.  They promised a credit to my bill but I doubt they'll live up to that.  Monopolies are shitty like that.  Do whatever in the fuck they want.

7/07/2014

NAUGHTY PICTURES


GAY PORN


PORN REVIEW

ChicosCam.  Spanish-language gay porn tube site featuring a large selection of amateur videos, especially public sex ones.

FUCK STUDENT LOANS

Sleazy for-profit Corinthian Colleges forced to shut down.  They scammed taxpayers out of over a billion dollars a year in student loans for fake programs.  I hope the Education Department continues to crack down on these places.

FUCK ILLEGAL ALIENS

Two-time illegal alien protected by Philadelphia sanctuary law charged with kidnapping and repeatedly raping doctor. Wouldn't have happened if the city hadn't welcomed him with open arms.  Hey, Mr. Illegal Alien, we literally want you to take our money and rape us in our ass!

7/06/2014

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BI PORN

Sexo Na Planicie 2.  2013 Brazilian porn movie.  Mostly straight until the last scene when a bunch of thugs gangbang a guy.

CARTOON PORN

Animan's All Stars in Palm Springs.  Gay porn cartoon video. I really like his videos.  They're fun to watch.

GAY PORN


MOVIE REVIEW

Human Centipde 2.  I didn't like it.  The first movie actually wasn't too bad.  Wacky and over-the-top.  But this was just depressing.

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MY LIFE

My depression's been acting up lately.  First I was anxious.  Then I was mopey.  Lately I've been very fatalistic.  And now the suicidal thoughts are starting to come back.  Woke up feeling really despondent on Sunday.  Slept all day to calm down.  Been trying to shake it off but haven't been successful. Hoping for the best.

MOVIE REVIEW

Lone Survivor.  2013 war movie loosely based on the true story of the failed Operation Red Wings Navy Seals mission in Afghanistan.

I really liked it.  Really shows the horrors of war.  Makes you appreciate what our troops have gone through. The tribute to all of the lost soldiers at the end was especially touching.  Got teary-eyed watching pictures and videos of them with their families.

What angers me is that their sacrifices have been for nothing.  Pissed away by Democrat and Republican politicians. Contrary to popular belief, a large number of Afghans ARE pro-American.  It's only the tribal region near Pakistan that's a problem.  We should've put in a strongman and built up a secular democracy.  Instead we turned power over to lame warlords and wasted our time with useless drone and commando strikes.

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7/05/2014

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  • Exhausted.  1981 tribute to John Holmes.  It's part porno, part documentary with interviews of him, porn star Seka, and director Bob Chinn who helped discover John Holmes.
  • Kay Parker's Titty Committee.  1986 compilation movie.  My favorite scenes:  1) The Lisa De Leeuw junkyard gangbang.  2) Kevin James fucks his secretary Drea.
  • Lust Resort.  2013 movie from Wicked. It was nominated for an AVN Best Gonzo. Basically two hours of porn stars fucking around in a Malibu mansion.  My favorite scenes:  1) James Deen has a threesome with Anna Morna and Christie Stevens.  2) Danny Mountain fucks Christie Stevens.
  • Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies 2.  1984 movie from Caballero. I liked her scene with Tom Byron and then the group stuff she did at the end.
  • Rural Holidays.  1999 Russian porn comedy about the sexual adventures of a guy in the countryside.  I liked the orgy at the end when the girls of the village line up to fuck the guy and his cousin.
  • Troublemakers.  2013 movie from Digital Sin about a group of nympho girls sent to rehab for sex addiction. My favorite scenes:  1) James Deen fucking Vicki Chase in the doctor's office.  2) Mr. Pete fucking Selena Rose.
  • WTF Pass:  Graduation Party orgy

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Hoffman Und Sohne.  Also known as The Pleasure Shoppe.  1983 German movie about a dirty old man and his son running an adult book store.

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Suite 703:  Straight porn star Ryan Driller does gay porn.  I was surprised to see him sucking dick.  The gay-for-pay guys usually stick to jerking off, getting sucked and topping.

MOVIE REVIEW

Semper Fi: Always Faithful.  2012 documentary about the water contamination scandal at the Camp Lejeune US Marine Corps base in North Carolina.

Very powerful and moving.  I was sobbing throughout it all.  The grizzled old veteran choking up over the loss of his little girl to leukemia.  The single mom breaking down because she was dying of cancer.  The poor woman who had not one, but two babies die from horrible birth defects (spinal damage, no cranium).  Veteran after veteran debilitated by cancer.  The dozens of guys who had male breast cancer because they were exposed to chemicals 30-40 years ago when they were born.

All because of pollution.  Bureaucracy.  Incompetence.  We now know that the Defense Department is the largest polluter in the country.  One out of ten Americans have been exposed to pollution from military bases, mostly from sloppy handling of drums full of chemicals that were either dumped into the water or left abandoned.

The government's response has pretty much been to shrug and say that shit happens.  Yeah, sorry, half your family died from cancer.  But can you really prove it was us?  We can't help pay for medical bills.  Democrat politicians would hold a hearing, have victims pose for photo-ops, then pretend they never existed.  Republican politicians would wring their hands and whine about money then blow a bunch of it on wasteful defense spending.

FUCK HEALTHCARE

United Healthcare refuses to cover lifesaving baby formula for special needs children. This is why we need a universal healthcare system.  Health insurance only covers the basics.  The moment you develop a serious costly illness, they find a way to not pay for it.

FUCK OBAMA

Obama opens border to terrorists. My friends on the left whine that this is fearmongering.  Racist rightwingers scared of brown people.  But my criticism is from a libertarian perspective.  I can see what's going to happen.  Terrorists will walk across the border.  They'll launch a major attack, killing thousands.  And then, like 9/11, we'll have another huge tilt towards becoming a police state.

FUCK REPUBLICANS

Louisiana Republican Senate candidate reveals that his unmarried 17-year-old daughter is knocked up. Wouldn't be a big deal if he wasn't a hypocrite blabbing about gay marriage and family values.

7/04/2014

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NAUGHTY PICTURES

Skinny guys with big dicks.  My favorite was the guy with the mask.  Yowza.  How do you even wear pants with that thing?

PORN REVIEW


  • Big Whatck Attack.  Gay porn blog featuring pictures of big dicks.
  • Edge of Reality.  Gay porn blog featuring pictures of macho guys.
  • 420bate.  Gay porn blog.  Lots of great pictures and the occasional video.  I'm especially impressed with the level of followers.
  • MachoMoe.  A new favorite of mine.  Gay porn site featuring lots of videos of macho guys fucking.

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A lot of my libertarian friends love fireworks.  They see it as a freedom thing.  I'm the opposite.  I hate the damn things.  You have the right to bear arms.  You don't have the right to blow shit up!  My grandfather didn't fight in WWII so trash could shoot illegal Chinese fireworks off non-stop for days at end, terrorizing pets and veterans who have PTSD and really don't want to hear explosions anymore.

If Billy Bob sets his house on fire from shooting rockets off, I say stand back and let the fucker burn.  If Junior blows his hand off, I say let him bleed out.  Thin the herd.

BOOK REVIEW

Lafayette by Harlow Giles Unger.  Biography of the French hero of the American Revolution.

The author engaged in hero worship a little too much, but otherwise I liked it.  He led a long and interesting life.  Among the more interesting observations:

  • He was really young when he served as a general in the American Revolution.  Barley turned 21.
  • I didn't realize how close he was to the George Washington.  He was basically his godson.  He named his son George Washington.  Lafayette's 17-year-old son eventually ended up spending two years living with George and Martha Washington.
  • I didn't realize how big of a role Lafayette played in the French Revolution.  He was a tragic figure, caught in the middle.  Radicals hated him because he came from a rich and noble family.  Royalists hated him because he supported democracy.  He tried his best to forge a middle path, but ended up rotting in a German prison while Radicals back home in France terrorized his family.
  • He had an amazing wife.  Folks don't realize just how horrific the French Revolution was.  Thousands died.  She watched her family members get dragged out and decapitated by psycho mobs who laughed and waved their bloody heads at her. That's some freaky shit! And yet she not only managed to stare them down, but talked her way into letting the Germans join her husband in prison, even though it nearly killed them both.
  • Here in Kentucky, Fayette County (home of Lexington) was named after him.  La Grange was named after his country estate.

MOVIE REVIEW

Save Me. 2007 drama about a recovering drug addict (Chad Allen) who checks into an ex-gay retreat run by a compassionate couple (Judith Light and Stephen Lang).

I liked it.  Made me cry.  I felt so sorry for the poor guys who were trying to suppress who they were.  Sometimes I get accused of being too harsh and judgemental of closetcases.  But that's because I remember what it was like.  There's a scene where a guy slits his wrists.  I started sobbing because I remembered what it was like to put a gun in my mouth, to stand on the bridge, to carve into my skin ready to die.

Even though they were wrong, I also felt sorry for the homophobes.  Judith Light wasn't evil.  She just missed her dead son.  She thought the gays were going to hell.

PARANORMAL

Joseph Bonaparte and the Jersey Devil.  When Napoleon was deposed, his older brother, the former king of Spain, fled to America where he built an 800-acre estate in Bordentown, New Jersey in the area between New York and Philadelphia.  He claimed that one day when he was out hunting in the forest he stumbled upon a startled Jersey Devil who hissed at him and flew away.

FUCK LITTLE BROTHER

NYPD whistleblower imprisoned in psych ward for six days for telling truth about fake stats.  This is becoming a big problem in many places.  Cops terrorize the public, arresting/writing tickets like crazy so they can make their quotas.  But then when they're dealing with real crime, they downplay it so their numbers don't look bad.  Rapes get ignored.  Burglaries don't get reported.  There's no justice.  It's all a scam.

REST IN PEACE

American hero Louis Zamperini.  He helped restore my faith in humanity.  He had an amazing life.  Ran in the 1936 Munich Olympics.  During WWII, his plane crashed in the Pacific and he ended up drifting 2,000 miles over 47 days, fighting off sharks, storms and starvation before being scooped up by the Japanese and tortured.  After the war he suffered from PTSD and turned to alcoholism before finding God through Billy Graham.  He lived to a ripe old age of 97.  Can read more about him in the book Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand.  Angelina Jolie is currently making a movie of it.

7/03/2014

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MOVIE REVIEW

12 Angry Men.  1957 drama about twelve men deliberating in a murder trial.

Caught it on Netflix.  I can see why it's such a classic.  Very captivating.  Holds up amazingly well.  It's sad but I don't think a character drama like this could even be made today.  The studios would balk at the lack of action and star power.

I've always wondered what would happen if I was on a jury. I'm a contrarian.  I don't go with the flow.  We don't promote critical thinking anymore.  We just go with whatever's easiest.  That's why the jury system has become broken.  Juries either blindly rubber-stamp shit or they hopelessly fall for whoever is more entertaining.