3/27/2017

DARE DORM 16

LINK: Dare Dorm 16

DESCRIPTION: Three hour compilation.

JOSH FUCKS LINDA

LINK: Josh fucks Linda

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Casual Teen Sex.

CZECH BANG BUS 5

LINK: Czech Bang Bus 5

DESCRIPTION: Scene form Czech AV. Rugby team picks up three girls and fucks them on their bus.

CZECH FANTASY 10

LINK: Czech Fantasy 10

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Czech AV. Prostitutes pleasure a group of guys through holes in the wall. Two holes are for missionary, one for doggy, two for blowjobs and one for them to eat a pussy.

NOTES:
  • This is one of my all-time favorite straight porn series because you have a bunch of cute guys going at it. 
  • I'm surprised that ten episodes in they still haven't introduced anal.

3/26/2017

I'M IN LOVE WITH MY STEPBROTHER

LINK: I'm In Love With My Stepbrother

DESCRIPTION: Scene from XXX Multimedia. Fifi Foxx fucks her stepbrother.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Assassin's Creed

DESCRIPTION: 2016 action movie based on the videogame series.

DIRECTED BY: Australian director Justin Kurzel (Snowtown). Star Michael Fassbender recommended him because he worked with him before on Macbeth.

WRITTEN BY: British playwright Michael Lesslie wrote the first script. Scott Frank (The Wolverine, Logan) rewrote it. The writing team of Adam Cooper and Bill Collage (Exodus: Gods and Kings, Allegiant) wrote the final script.

STARRING:

STUDIO: Produced by the French videogame company Ubisoft (which owns the rights to the story) and Israeli billionaire Arnon Milchan. After negotiations with Sony fell through over creative control, they turned to 20th Century Fox to distribute it.

MY TAKE: I didn't like it. Only watched a third of it before giving up. It's just not very entertaining. Felt like a never-ending videogame cutscene. Wooden actors reading cue cards before turning to action sequences. 

NOTES:
  • Made $240.5 million on a budget of $125 million, which is okay but they were hoping for a blockbuster.
  • Filmed in Malta, London and Spain.
  • Was originally supposed to be released in May 2015 but then got pushed back to June 2015 then August 2015 until finally settling on December 2016.

BOOK REVIEW

Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Vol. 1Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Vol. 1 by James Tynion IV
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

The ending was a little rushed but otherwise it's good cheesy fun. The Turtles and Shredder visiting Gotham.


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TWINK JERKS OFF NEXT TO HIS DOG

LINK: Twink smokes and jerks off next to his dog.

THREE COLOMBIAN TWINKS SUCK EACH OTHER

LINK: Three Colombian twinks suck each other on webcam.

STRAIGHT LATINO FUCKS CHUBBY GAY GUY

LINK: Straight Latino guy fucks chubby gay friend

ROYAL FUCKFEST

LINK: Royal Fuckfest

DESCRIPTION: 2016 gay porn movie from MEN about a horny prince.

NOTES:
  • Featuring Paddy O'Brian, Theo Reid, Paul Walker, Mike de Marko and Connor Maguire.

LUMBERJACK GANGBANG

LINK: Lumberjack Gangbang

DESCRIPTION: 2002 gay porn movie from director Blue Blake.

NOTES:

  • Featuring Brad Rock, Dick Tracy, Duke Miller, Kelly Madison, Ray Stone, Rhett O'Hara, Robert Harvey, Staten McCormack and Troy Michaels.
  • It's basically one big orgy with a mix of bears and hunks.

AROUND THE WORLD

Japan's immigration system criticized.
My friends on the left whine a lot about how "unfair" American immigration is. But yet when you look at the numbers, we take in more people than the rest of the world combined. Other countries are also far harsher.

  • Japan, South Korea and China have closed borders. Good luck seeking asylum there.
  • Australia lets people drown. When it does end up stuck with refugees, it sends them to camps on islands like Nauru.
  • South Africa and India periodically launch pogroms where foreigners are attacked.
  • America and Europe get lectured about not taking in Syrian refugees, but you don't see Saudi Arabia and the Persian Gulf states helping their fellow Muslims out.
  • Mexico lectures us about rights but it treats its immigrants like shit.

3/25/2017

SOUTH ASIAN PARK BENCH BLOWJOB

LINK: South Asian guy gets his dick sucked by girl while sitting on park bench.

OLIVER SAXON JERKS IN PLANE BATHROOM

LINK: Gay porn star Oliver Saxon jerks off and cums in plane restroom.

NOTES: I just picture myself as the grumpy guy who uses the bathroom after him, complaining about having to wait and about the floor being sticky.

NICK JONAS BISEXUAL THREESOME

LINK: Nick Jonas bisexual threesome

DESCRIPTION: Scene from the television show "The Kingdom."

NOTES: The tabloids are full of rumors that he's played with gay guys.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: The Shallows

DESCRIPTION: 2016 thriller about a girl trapped by a shark.

DIRECTED BY: Spanish director Jaume Collet-Serra (House of Wax). French director Louis Leterrier originally signed on but left over creative differences. Ironically he did the same thing to another shark movie, the upcoming 47 Meters Down.

WRITTEN BY: Anthony Jaswinski (Satanic). His script was featured on the 2014 Black List of most liked unmade scripts of the year.

STARRING:

  • Blake Lively as Nancy Adams. She was pregnant during filming.
  • Mery Streep as The Shark
STUDIO: Sony's Columbia Pictures

MY TAKE: I liked it. Good old fashioned popcorn movie.

NOTES:
  • Filmed in Australia. The original plan was to film in Galveston, Texas but the producers were denied a film permit for safety reasons.
  • Did surprisingly well at the box office. Making $119 million on a budget of $17 million.

GREGG SULKIN PENIS PICS?

LINK: Actor Gregg Sulkin penis pics

NOTES: His ex girlfriend Bella Thorne says they're fake.

WRESTLER DICK

LINK: Straight wrestler shows off his dick

STRAIGHT MUSCLE HUNK PLAYS WITH DICK

LINK: Straight muscle hunk plays with his dick

TWO CHAVS SHOW OFF THEIR BIG DICKS

LINK: Two straight British chavs show off their big dicks

BRITISH GUY'S BIG DICK SLIPS OUT

LINK: British guy's big dick slips out while riding in car.

DADDY'S ASIAN THREESOME 2

LINK: Daddy's Asian Threesome 2

DESCRIPTION: Old white guy has threesome with two Asian twinks.

DADDY'S ASIANS THREESOME

LINK: Daddy's Asians Threesome

DESCRIPTION: Old white guy gets fucked by two Asian twinks in massage parlor.

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MY LIFE

My dad's old Xbox 360 died the other day. The tray stopped opening. A friend who works at the pawnshop around the corner hooked me up with another one for fifty bucks. But there were issues with it that caused it to keep dying. Instead of letting me take care of it, my dad went back to the pawn shop NINE times to trade out parts. He put my friend in a terrible spot because my dad made him look bad in front of his boss. If he wasn't my dad, they would have banned him from the store.

This morning my dad barked at me that the Xbox was a piece of shit, that my friend screwed me over and that I really should have found something better. So I snapped, picked the console up, smashed it and told him he didn't deserve shit. He got mad and said he was tired of me treating him like he was stupid.

I feel bad. But he does act stupid. He's an overgrown manchild who does whatever in the fuck he wants and refuses to listen to anyone. 

3/24/2017

CHRISTMAS PARTY BLOWJOB

LINK: Two girls suck guy's dick at Christmas party.

CELEBRITY GOSSIP

These are possible answers to celebrity blind items in the tabloids. You can see the full list here.

Tomb Raider
The reboot is a trainwreck.

Angelina Jolie
Miss humanitarian has been hooking up with an international arms dealer.

Victoria and David Beckham
Will soon be announcing their divorce. It's not a shock.  He's a huge cheating horndog.

Megan Fox
Has resorted to calling paparazzi in order to get her picture taken.

Cate Blanchett
Her husband has been cheating with a college girl.

Patrick Dempsey
Has turned into a huge dick now that he's on a tight leash and can't fuck anything that moves.

Drake
Has been hooking up with porn stars, using the excuse that he's making his own movies.

Paris Hilton
Has herpes.

Jessica Biel
Just went on a posh vacation with her secret lesbian lover.

Scarlett Johansson
Couldn't score coke while in Japan promoting her movie so got shitfaced on booze instead.

Milo Ventimaglia
Is only nice to pretty girls he thinks he can sleep with. Everyone else he's a dick to.

Eddie Redmayne
He keeps giving these long speeches about coming from nowhere but he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and had everything handed to him.

Zac Efron
Rumor is there are sex tapes of him and ex-girlfriend Sami Miro.

Justin Bieber
He's got a huge oxy problem.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Was shooting heroin when he was filming the Mortal Instruments movie.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Get Out

DESCRIPTION: 2016 horror movie about a black guy who thinks something's off when he meets his white girlfriend's family for the first time.

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY: Comedian Jordan Peele. This was the first movie he's ever directed.

STARRING:

STUDIO: Universal Pictures. Indie horror studio Blumhouse helped produce it.

MY TAKE: I liked it. Basically a modern day version of the Stepford Wives. Works both as horror and as a dark satire. I especially liked the hidden moral of the story, that the most racist people of all are often condescending self-absorbed white liberals.

NOTES:
  • So far has been a huge hit. Making almost $150 million on a tiny budget of $4.5 million.
  • The director's longtime comedy partner Keegan-Michael Key has a cameo as a picture of a potential NCAA basketball draft pick.
  • Filmed in Alabama.
  • The inspiration came from an Eddie Murphy standup routine where he recounted meeting a white girlfriend's weird family.
  • Cute Guy Alert
    • Daniel Kaluuya. We get to see him shirtless. Shame there wasn't a sex scene.
  • I'm surprised that with all of the jokes and references to sex slaves, there wasn't a scene featuring them. 

3/22/2017

CELEBRITY GOSSIP

These are possible answers to celebrity blind items in the tabloids. You can see the full list here.

Eddie Redmayne
He's become hooked on plastic surgery.

Paris Jackson
Look for Michael Jackson's troubled daughter to be releasing a ten-minute sex tape soon.

Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak
Their "Office" storyline wasn't a joke. She really does pine for him. He toys with her sometimes but mostly sleeps with any woman he can.

Gwyneth Paltrow
She makes her boyfriend meditate for thirty minutes before having sex. Then she burns incense when they do it.

Jason Priestley
Cheated on his wife with a college girl.

Idris Elba and Freida Pinto
He may have gotten his co-star pregnant.

Chace Crawford
He continues to stubbornly stay in the closet even though his career is in the toilet.

Janet Jackson
The woman claiming to be her long lost daughter is legit. But it's not new. Janet has been giving her biological daughter money for years.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Passengers

DESCRIPTION: 2016 sci-fi movie about two people who wake up ninety years too soon on their journey to a new planet.

DIRECTED BY: Morten Tyldum (The Imitation Game). Irish tv director Brian Kirk was originally going to direct. His plan was for a much smaller $35 million indie movie. Italian director Gabriel Muccino (Seven Pounds) and German director Marc Foster (World War Z) were also considered.

WRITTEN BY: Jon Spaihts (Prometheus, Doctor Strange). He also served as executive producer. A hot commodity, his next projects are reboots of The Mummy, Van Helsing and Cubed. This script was originally written in 2007 and sat in development hell for years.

STARRING:

  • Chris Pratt as Jim Preston. Keanu Reeves was originally going to star.
  • Jennifer Lawrence as Aurora Lane. Emily Blunt was originally going to star. Rachel McAdams and Reese Witherspoon were also consdiered.
  • Michael Sheen as Arthur the android bartender
  • Laurence Fishburne as chief deck officer Gus Mancuso
STUDIO: Sony's Columbia Pictures. Universal originally had dibs before passing.

MY TAKE: Yeah it's super predictable, but I still liked it. Sometimes ya just wanna kick back and chill. 

NOTES:
  • A rare instance where the female star got paid more than the male. Jennifer Lawrence was paid $20 million against thirty percent of the profit. While Chris Pratt was paid $12 million even.
  • Filmed in Atlanta, Georgia.
  • Even though critics hated it, it did surprisingly well at the box office, making almost $300 million on a budget of $115 million.
  • It received Oscar nominations for Best Production Design and Best Original Score.
  • The Shining references include the look of the bar, the talks with the bartender and trying to break open the door with the hammer.
  • Andy Garcia has a cameo as the captain. 

FUCKING FLESHJACK QUICKSHOT

LINK: Guy fucks Fleshjack Quickshot

NOTES: I've thought about getting one. They're only forty bucks and are supposed to be better than most fleshlights.

PASSIONATE SHOWER SEX

LINK: Guy tapes himself fucking girlfriend n shower.

NOTES: He was cute and had a nice dick.

WWE PAIGE/XAVIER WOOD SEX TAPE

LINK: WWE Paige and Xavier Wood sex tape

NOTES: Out of all the wrestlers, it had to be the guy who looks like CeeLo Green

3/21/2017

WIFE SUCKS DICK IN BACKSEAT

LINK: Taping his wife sucking his friend's dick in backseat of their car.

BLACK GUY FUCKS TRANNY DOLL

LINK: Friends tape black guy playing with tranny blowup doll.

NOTES: The girl had the same thought I did. Can you imagine if you got stuck and had to go to the ER with a tranny doll.

BOOK REVIEW

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/GhostbustersTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters by Erik Burnham
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I liked it. Crossovers are at their best when they have fun. The two sides meet each other. Geek out. And have an adventure.

Bonus points for the depiction of a shirtless ripped Casey Jones. It made me pine for some X-rated fan art.


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BOOK REVIEW

Cleopatra's Wedding Present: Travels through SyriaCleopatra's Wedding Present: Travels through Syria by Robert Tewdwr Moss
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

I have mixed emotions.

These are the last words of a dying breed, an old-fashioned British dandy. He was murdered while working on the final draft of the book. The irony being that he wasn't killed by Syrian secret police or ISIS terrorists but two neighborhood thugs who he invited in to his house to party with and ended up choking him to death and robbing him.

We get a look at a Syria that no longer exists. The government has lost control of two thirds of the country. Aleppo itself is pretty much gone.

His observations in general are interesting. He shows us how people on the fringe survive. The macho guys who are really closet homosexuals. The Armenian Christians who were exterminated by the Turks and now can barely remember anything of their past. The ancient Jews who linger on. The sick who have to rely on hospitals who are nothing more than butcher shops. The Western expatriates who have hung on through decades of political turbulence.

This all sounds amazing but unfortunately they're only tiny glimpses. It's more of a quick travel diary than anything else. Whether or not it was meant to have been expanded into something grander will forever remain a mystery.


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MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Curtains

DESCRIPTION: 1983 Canadian horror movie about a masked murderer targeting young actresses auditioning for a role at a mansion.

DIRECTED BY: It was originally directed by Richard Ciupka but three years of re-shoots, re-writes and re-castings resulted in him leaving in disgust, resulting in producer Peter R. Simpson taking over to finish the movie. Neither appear in the credits. Instead the character Jonathan Stryker, who stars as a movie director, is listed.

WRITTEN BY: Robert Guza Jr. (longtime soap opera writer, especially for General Hospital)

STARRING:

MY TAKE: I didn't like it. The picture quality was terrible. The story was dumb. The acting was even worse. The only saving grace is that it's so bad that it's almost funny. The ice skating attack scene is also pretty crazy. Imagine Michael Meyers putting on ice skates and coming at you full force. 

HOW I WOULD HAVE DONE IT: Ditch the soap opera hysterics of the writer. Ditch the slasher wannabe of the producer. And go with what the director had in mind. A dark satire of beauty (a la Suspiria, Black Swan, Neon Demon)

NOTES:
  • Filmed in Ontario, Canada.
  • The ice skating attack scene featured a body double skating as both the victim and the killer.
  • The American death metal band Mortician sampled the movie in their song "Audra"

CELEBRITY GOSSIP

These are possible answers to celebrity blind items in the tabloids. You can see the full list here.

Sandra Bullock
She's got a thing for dating neo-Nazi guys.

Prince Andrew
It's an open secret that the British royal likes little girls. He would join Bill Clinton and other celebrities/politicians/billionaires in attending parties where they passed around underage sex slaves. But now there are tapes of him with preteen girls. He isn't THAT rich. Paying the hush money is bankrupting him.

Director Peter Berg and Lea Michelle
They've had a long-running on-and-off affair.

Sean "P. Diddy" Combs
The closeted rapper's seventies-themed party got weird when he encouraged the guys to film solo jerkoff scenes.

Gerard Butler
He's been battling a drug problem for years.

Christina Aguilera
She got kicked off "The Voice" because she had an affair with a female contestant.

Ryan Philippe
The coke binges are getting to him. He's all sweaty and gross now.


3/20/2017

MARVIN CORTES BIG DIXK

LINK: America's Next Top Model finalist Marvin Cortes shows off his big dick.

MY LIFE

Winter is officially over.

The good news is that it was surprisingly mild. No snow. No cold. I've saved hundreds of dollars in heating bills.

The bad news is my mom falling and breaking her leg has turned everything upside down. Spring was supposed to be hopeful. I was going to be spending a week in Florida. Instead I'll be sitting tight, watching my parents bank account slowly dwindle into nothing because my mom's no longer working.

I worry about my mom's recovery. I worry about my dad's health. I worry that the honeymoon for my boss's boss will be over and work will get stressful again. I worry about slowly going bankrupt as my mom's no longer able to financially contribute. I'm sad at the gulf that now exists between my sister and the kids and me and my parents. We rarely ever interact now. My sister has made it painfully clear that her husband's family comes first.

Here's hoping that spring will surprise me and turn out better than expected.

TV REVIEW

TITLE: The Walking Dead Season 7, Episode 14 "The Other Side"

DESCRIPTION: Maggie and Daryl hide while the Saviors take the Hilltop's doctor. Rosita and Sasha team up to assassinate Negan, discovering that Eugene has sold out in the process.

DIRECTED BY: Michael Satrazemis. This was the ninth episode he's directed.

WRITTEN BY: Angela Kang. This was the seventeenth episode she's written.

MY TAKE: It was okay. Pretty much filler. Setting everything up for the big season finale.

NOTES:

  • I like how Jesus quietly revealed he was gay.
  • If Eugene truly is such a coward that he sold out, then I want to watch him die, preferably sobbing while zombies munch away on him.
  • I'm curious to see if Gregory makes it to the next season. In the comic books, he lasts awhile before Maggie has him hanged for treason despite the objections of Rick that the death penalty is wrong.
  • I think there's going to be a big fight. A bunch of characters will die. Ending with all sides making an uneasy truce because of a bigger threat, a horde of zombies led by The Whisperers.

CELEBRITY GOSSIP

These are possible answers to celebrity blind items in the tabloids. The full list can be seen here.

Demi Lovato
She doesn't want to come out as a lesbian because of her career.

David and Victoria Beckham
So much attention is placed on them but nobody knows that their 18-year-old son Brooklyn is banging their personal assistant.

Noah Cyrus
Miley's little sister is obsessed with plastic surgery. She's already gotten a bunch of botox and lip filling. Once she's eighteen, expect her to get bigger boobs and go all out with everything else.

James Franco
He loves barely legal girls. His latest conquest was a an 18-year-old college girl he met on a flight. He upgraded her to first class so she could sit with him. Plied her with wine. Then took her back to his place to fuck.

Matthew Daddario
The "Shadowhunters" actor is bisexual.

Brett Dier
He was killed off of "Jane the Virgin" because he was a pain in the ass. He and actor Keegan Allen are secretly dating each other.

Norman Reedus
Currently banging co-star Melissa McBride and actress Diane Kruger.

POLITICS

The Issue: Should we get rid of PBS and NPR?

The Left: No. They're a public service.

The Right: Yes. They're leftwing propaganda.

My Take: I lean a little more towards the right on this. I really do think PBS and NPR have outlived their usefulness. Same goes for the BBC overseas. The public has a wide variety of options now. If folks like them, they're more than welcome to donate.

FRENCH SOLDIER FUCKS ALGERIAN GIRL

LINK: French soldier fucks Algerian girl.

COLLEGE GUYS CAUGHT PISSING

LINK: Hidden video of college guys caught pissing at a urinal.

NOTES: They were cute.

DOTA 2 BLOWJOB

LINK: Girl sucks her boyfriend's dick while he's playing Dota 2 on computer.

JOHNNY SINS PLANE BLOWJOB

LINK: Johnny Sins tapes himself getting sucked by wife on plane.

NOTES: They don't even go to the bathroom. They do it right there in the open. I'm surprised she had room to even reach over.

INDIAN GUY AND GIRL KEEP FUCKING

LINK: Indian guy and girl keep fucking after getting caught behind building.

NOTES: South Asian guys tend to have tiny penises but he had a surprisingly nice dick.

BLACK GUY JERKS OFF ON HIS PORCH

LINK: Black guy jerks off on his porch.

DESCRIPTION: Scene from FMOI@Fellarunitall.

HOTEL LAUNDRY ROOM QUICKIE

LINK: Black guy tapes himself fucking girl in hotel laundry room.

NOTES: The laundry room is actually one of the best places to hook up if you need a quick spot in a hotel or apartment building. Not that I know from experience or anything (cough cough)

MORNING SEX OUTSIDE

LINK: Morning Sex Outside

DESCRIPTION: Scene from FMOI@Fellarunitall. Black guy fucks black girl outside his house.

3/19/2017

REMEMBER MOLLIE?

LINK: Remember Mollie?

DESCRIPTION: White stoner fucks black girl on webcam.

BLACK FRIENDS GET SUCKED IN PARK

LINK: Black girl takes turns sucking two black friends in park.

NOTES: I love stuff like this.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: The Belko Experiment

DESCRIPTION: 2017 horror movie about eighty office workers trapped in a building and forced to kill each other.

DIRECTED BY: Australian director Greg McLean (Wolf Creek).

WRITTEN BY: James Gunn. He also served as a producer. Best known for writing and directing Guardians of the Galaxy, he started out in horror, writing the screenplay for the Dawn of the Dead reboot and working with Troma. He wrote the screenplay in 2010 and was originally going to direct but backed off because he was going through a divorce at the time to his first wife Jenna Fischer (aka Pam from The Office).

STARRING:

STUDIO: A partnership between horror studio Blumhouse and MGM's newly-revived subsidiary, Orion Pictures.

MY TAKE: I liked it. Reminded me of Cabin in the Woods. Didn't take itself too seriously. A horror movie made by fans for fans. I'm curious to see if they turn it into a series. I've come to realize that if this kind of thing ever happened to me, I'd probably be one of the first people to turn psychotic and start killing everyone. No hiding or moralizing from me. I'd be the creepy serial killer playing cat and mouse.

NOTES:
  • Premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival.
  • Filmed in Bogota, Colombia.
  • Cute Guy Alert
    • 32-year-old John Gallagher Jr. is adorkable. Love me a dweeb.
    • 29-year-old David Del Rio plays a cute gay Latino.

CELEBRITY GOSSIP

These are possible answers to celebrity blind items in the tabloids. The full list can be seen here.

DMX
The rapper probably won't be around much longer. He's become a huge crackhead and has already overdosed more than once.

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey
He's the verbally abusive ex that she recently hinted about in an interview. It's not the first time he's been accused of being cold and cruel. Another ex's family accused him of driving her to suicide. The general consensus is that he has terrible self esteem so he treats the women in his life like absolute shit.

FUCK THE WAR ON DRUGS

With a ten day supply of opiate pain medication, one in five will become addicted.
It's one reason why the heroin epidemic is raging. The drug companies happily encouraged doctors to send patients home with a MONTH's supply of pain medicine. They passed pills out like candy. They wanted everyone to get hooked. The whole goal was to make money off of "pain management." But then the government shut that down so folks turned to other options like heroin.

MUSINGS

The Ten Most Popular Conspiracy Theories in America.

  1. Secret group controlling the world. The Illuminati, the Jews, the Freemasons, the Bilderberg Group, the Trilateral Commission, etc. I dunno. I think secret societies are impossible to pull off.
  2. President Obama is a foreign Muslim. I never bought this one.
  3. 9/11 was an inside job. I'm open to the idea. I don't think Bush was in on it. But I wouldn't be shocked if there was a deeper conspiracy inside government that set it all up.
  4. Lizard reptilians. This is my favorite one. I want it to be true just because it's so crazy. Also I'm a big fan of V.
  5. JFK Assassination. I do think there was a conspiracy to kill him. My money is on an alliance between LBJ and the anti-communist cabal in the CIA.
  6. Aliens have been visiting us for years. I'm open to it. I do think something's going on.
  7. The moon landing was faked. I don't think it was faked but I do think there's something going on with the moon. It's been forty years and we've only been ONCE. Ya'd think the Russians or Chinese would have at least poked around for a photo-op.
  8. The cure for cancer has been discovered. I dunno. Way too many rich and powerful people have died. 
  9. Chemtrails. I've never bought this silly theory that lines in the sky are doing something.
  10. The Holocaust didn't happen. That's just sad.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Collateral Beauty

DESCRIPTION: 2016 drama about a grieving father who talks to Death, Time and Love.

DIRECTED BY: David Frankel (The Devil Wears Prada, Marley & Me). Alfonso Gomez-Rejon (Me and Earl and the Dying Girl) was originally set to direct but left over creative differences.

WRITTEN BY: Allan Loeb (Rock of Ages). He also served as a producer.

STARRING:

STUDIO: Warner Brothers

MY TAKE: The story's really hokey. I can see why critics hated it so much. It shamelessly pulls at the heartstrings. But I liked it. Good old-fashioned tearjerker.

NOTES:
  • Premiered at the Dubai International Film Festival.
  • Made $87.4 million on a budget of $36 million.
  • Rooney Mara was originally going to have a major role in the movie.
  • Filmed in New York City.
  • Rachel McAdams was considered for a role but couldn't do it because of scheduling conflicts with Doctor Strange.
  • Cute Guy Alert:

3/18/2017

CHUCK BERRY WATERSPORTS TAPE


LINK: Chuck Berry pees on woman

NOTES: His naughty past has been heavily sanitized. We forget that he performed the classic novelty song "My Ding A Ling." Spent time in jail for fucking underage groupies. And had a penchant for peeing on busty blond women.