Entourage. 2015 movie sequel to the HBO show about a pretty boy celebrity who can't act and his flunkies hanging out in Hollywood.

I didn't like it. The show was okay. Lighthearted fare. But it definitely didn't deserve movie treatment. After awhile you're just like, ya'll are rich spoiled assholes, why am I watching you again?
Justin Bieber shows off his big dick while on vacation in Bora Bora. Yum yum. Screw the apology tour. I say release a sex tape!


Straight "Big Brother: Bulgaria" contestant Plamen Bogdanov fucks and gets sucked by a guy.
Tai Chi instructor ends class by fucking student in front of everyone while they jerk off then taking all of their cum.
Henriette Heinze hardcore sex scenes in the 2006 German movie "Auftauchen" (Breaking the Surface). About a woman who has a passionate affair with a young guy she met in a dance club.
Star Trek: The Next Penetration Parody. Straight porn scene from Kink and Hardcore Gangbang featuring a group of Starfleet officers fucking an alien woman in a shuttlebay.
Spy. 2015 comedy about a CIA handler who goes out into the field.

I liked it. I love Melissa McCarthy. Jason Statham and Rose Byrne were also surprisingly funny. Director Paul Feig has a pretty good track record. Knocked Up, Walk Hard, Bridesmaids, The Heat. Can't wait to see what he does with Ghostbusters.
China to score everyone based on how they conform. We're reaching Big Brother territory. You're not only judged by a credit score, but your social media, online presence, phone calls, emails and shopping habits.
Russian guy fucks girl in bathroom after walking in on her taking a shower
Homemade video of Arab MILF getting fucked by two guys
Russian guy tapes himself fucking the shit out of girl in the shower
Mr. Pete fucks girl in back of convenience store
Two brothers fuck MILF stepmom stuck in window.


Bjaz. Over seventy five Japanese straight porn videos, mostly homemade swinger sex tapes and hidden nightvision videos of couples fucking outside in parks.
Hidden video of Japanese guy and girl fucking on floor after hours at work
My take on the first season of Fear the Walking Dead. Spoilers ahead.
Short cell phone video of black ghetto guys fucking two girls.
The Judge. 2014 drama about a lawyer (Robert Downey Jr.) who returns home to defend his judge father (Robert Duvall) from a fatal DUI charge.

I liked it. I'm happy that Robert Duvall got a bunch of award nominations but I think Robert Downey Jr. should have gotten them too. This was probably his best role he's had in years.


Group of Russian soldiers gangbang girl on barracks floor. An old favorite of mine. I repost it every time I come across it again. I know they did at least one more video.
White rapper tapes himself snorting coke and having threesome with two girls.
Two black guys fuck white punk rock girl
Group of British guys make a forty minute sex tape with a girl. An old favorite of mine. Although I wish the camera work was a little better and they didn't spend so much time fiddling around.
Three British guys tape themselves fucking girl in hotel room. A new favorite of mine.
British guy tapes girl riding his buddy.
Best of Bromance in Str8 Porn Volume One and Two.
Mancunt Breeders. Three British chav punks take turns fucking each other, including double penetrating. Really hot, although I don't get the spitting.
Russian guy tapes himself jerking off while watching a naked girl. An old favorite of mine. I like how serious he acts while he jerks away.
British guy busts his roommate wanking in the bathtub
Short cell phone video of roommate caught jerking off through window.
These are possible answers to celebrity blind items. Who knows if they're true or not, but you'd be surprised at how many of them do end up panning out. You can see the full list here.


  • Charlie Sheen. Continues to party hard even though he's battling cancer.
  • Christina Aguilera. Is blacklisted by MTV because she did coke at the MTV VMAs in 2001 and turned into a screaming bitch.
  • Gavin Rossdale. A big reason why Gwen Stefani divorced him was because he keeps relapsing.
  • Henry Cavill. Producers are blaming the failure of "Man from UNCLE" on him being a drug addict.
  • Olivia Cooke. The young Bates Motel actress is freaking out that her previous coke use will scare producers off from being in the new Star Wars movies.


  • Justin Bieber. His emotional moment at the MTV VMA's was staged. It's all part of his desperate effort to redeem himself before his career implodes. 
  • Kirstie Alley. Is battling cancer and thinking about cutting ties with $cientology.
  • Rihanna. Almost got arrested after being a huge diva on a flight.


  • Brad Pitt. Called in a nanny to watch the kids because he really wanted to hook up with a fan he just met as soon as possible.
  • David Beckham. Cheated on his wife with a college girl he met at a speaking event.
  • Jimmy Fallon. Has been cheating with actress Victoria Justice.
  • Josh Groban and Katy Perry. Hooked up while in New York City recently.
  • Nick Cannon. Not only got one of his "America's Got Talent" contestants pregnant but had to pay off her boyfriend so he wouldn't tell.
  • Robert F. Kennedy. The notorious sex addict cheats on his wife all the time, including their honeymoon.
  • Tom Brady. The football player has been cheating on his supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen.
  • Vince Offer. The ShamWow guy is rumored to be under investigation for having sex with someone underage. It's not the first time he's been in trouble. He was arrested a few years ago for beating up a hooker.
Swampwater Grill. Cajun restaurant located at 3742 Kellogg Avenue on the East side of Cincinnati. My friend treated me to dinner there. I had a blackened catfish, jambalaya and collard greens with a spicy Cajun Bloody Mary that had a sausage in it. It reminded me of the first meal I had in New Orleans.

  • Cons
    • Bit pricey
  • Pros
    • Yummy Cajun food
    • Smoked meats with barbecue sauces. I tried the sauces out on the celery from my Cajun Mary drink.
    • Bar. I loved my Cajun Mary. I tried my friend's bourbon slushie and it was very yummy. I wanna try the Swamp Juice drink in a mason jar next.
    • There's an antique mall attached to it.
    • Brunch. What better Sunday than loading up on food and drinks and then wandering around antiquing afterwards.


SexIx.net. New straight porn tube site. Has a nice mix of American, European and Japanese porn.
College Rules: How Many Cumshots Can We Get
Color Climax. Collection of classic scenes from the Danish straight porn studio.

  • Teenage Bestsellers
    • 254
      • Bathroom Experience. Two swinger couples fuck in the bathtub and bedroom.
      • Lesbian Models. Three girls fool around with each other.
      • Musical Seduction. Guitar tutor fucks three female students.
      • Sporty Spunkers. Schoolgirl fucks black athlete and his white friend.
      • Young Arse Lovers. Two guys hook up with two girls they met in the park.
      • Lust Lesson. Tutor fucks two schoolgirls. My favorite scene of the movie.
  • Teenage Orgien
    • 01. Two swinger couples fuck after playing cards. My favorite scene of the series.
    • 04. Two schoolgirls have fun with a guy and some toys.
    • 05. Two schoolgirls have a threesome with a guy after playing a board game.
    • 06. A schoolgirl gets fucked by a guy and his older friend.
  • Teenage Sex Programme 785
    • Shagging Shoppers. Two black guys fuck two curious schoolgirls in back room of adult bookstore.
    • Paula's Pleasure. Girl invites two guys over to fuck.
    • Tricky Trio. Girl walks in on couple fucking and joins in.
Diary of a Killer. 1985 Filipino straight porn movie. It's unique because it's basically an X-rated murder thriller.
Two friends invite girl over to fuck
Short video of black guy sucking other black guy in locker room.
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Rogues. Anthology of twenty one short stories edited by George R. R. Martin and Gardner Dozois.

It was okay. It was an odd mix of mystery and fantasy. I ended up skimming through most of it. My favorite stories:

  • "The Inn of the Seven Blessings" by Matthew Hughes. A wry sword-and-sorcery tale.
  • "Tawny Petticoats" by Michael Swanwick. A mix between steampunk, sci-fi and fantasy set in a future post-apocalyptic New Orleans.
  • "How The Marquis Got His Coat Back" by Neil Gaiman. A Neverwhere story. I wish he'd revisit that world more often.
  • "The Lightning Tree" by Patrick Rothfuss. A story featuring Bast from his Kingkiller Chronicle fantasy series.
  • "The Rogue Prince or A King's Brother" by George R. R. Martin. A prequel to Game of Thrones. 
Poltergeist. 2015 remake of the classic 1982 horror movie about a family in a haunted house.

I didn't like it. There was just no need to remake it. I also wasn't thrilled with the cast. The parents (Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt) didn't seem all that upset about their little girl being missing. While none of the kids could really act. And Jared Harris is nowhere near as charming as the original Zelda Rubenstein.

I was so bored I fell asleep at the end. I'm disappointed that director Gil Kenan is going to be tackling Five Nights at Freddy's. I think he's going to fuck it up.


College baseball player takes nude selfies
The men of Naruto pose nude. Cartoon porn picture.
Crimson Girls. Japanese hentai video with English subtitles about a rapist taking on a team of undercover female cops.

Watashi Ga Toriko Ni Natte Yaru Episode One. Japanese hentai video with English subtitles about a girl having her way with a nerd after bullies force him to sneak into the girls locker room to take pictures.
Gakuen De Jikan Yo Tomare. Japanese hentai video with English subtitles about a guy who gets back at the father who abandoned him by infiltrating the private school where his half-sisters go and using a time-stop device to repeatedly fuck them.


Guy tapes himself playing with sleeping Asian friend's dick
Two Chinese college guys suck each other on webcam.
Annie. I thought the little girl was cute but otherwise I didn't like it. There was just no need to remake the original.
Vatican confirms Pope Francis met with Kim Davis. My Catholic friends are wringing their hands trying to spin this. It was accidental. The pope meets with LOTS of people. He also met with Mark Wahlberg. No big deal. Nothing to see here. Move along.

I call bullshit on that. He's not an idiot. He set the meeting up as a sop to the conservatives. (Wink wink) I'm a bigot just like ya'll. So don't you dare cut off your funding.


Belgian soccer fan pulls his dick out and starts pissing in middle of crowd at stadium. Hope there wasn't anybody below.
Chavs Vs Hoodies. 2011 gay porn movie from Staxus. I like the whole Chavs series. Hot British punks fucking.
Actor Frank Grillo early nude model photo shoot. He plays Crossbones in the Captain America movies.
Lelu Love gets fucked
Japanese MILF doctor forced to be sex slave for black guys.
Japanese man wakes up to find his wife getting fucked by his two stepsons.
Italian grandma gets fucked by grandson after catching him jerking off on the couch.
Hidden video of Japanese college guy jerking off in Tokyo cybercafe.
Africanal Dancing. 2004 French straight porn movie featuring black girls getting fucked in between scenes of them shaking their butts together during a tribal dance.
Black girl Pixie Minx gets fucked by dirty old white man. Straight porn scene from Uncle Jack's Nieces.
Salami Boyz. Straight porn movie from Ruffneck Magazine and Spank It Up featuring latina girls getting fucked by well-hung New York City thugs. An old favorite of mine. I like how it's semi-amateur. Just folks hanging out fucking.
Back Breakahs #2. 2009 straight porn movie from Ruffneck Magazine featuring black and latina girls from New York City getting fucked by well-hung thugs.
Short cell phone video of two black guys fucking black girl in kitchen
Hood Bang Auditions #6. Straight porn scene from Ruffneck of a latina girl getting fucked by a latino thug's big dick.
Two chubby twin brothers jerk off together.
Slow motion video of ski cap guy shooting a huge load. I like how there's a few spurts at first then turns into geysers of cum flying out.
MEN: Towel Stealer. Philip Aubrey seduces his well-hung straight roommate Trevor Knight by stealing his towel while he's taking a shower.
Extra Big Dicks: Big Morning Plan. Billy Warren helps his straight friend James Hamilton take care of his big morning wood.


Tattooed redneck takes nude selfies
These are possible answers to celebrity blind items. Who knows if they're true or not, but you'd be surprised at how many of them do end up panning out. You can see the full list here.



  • Burt Reynolds. Is very frail and will most likely not survive the year.
  • Jennifer Lopez. Has been a huge diva on her new tv-show "Shades of Blue" and constantly whines that she doesn't look sexy enough.


Big Eyes. 2014 drama based on the true story of con artist Walter Keane who claimed credit for the paintings that his wife secretly drew. It was directed by Tim Burton who was an early collector of the artwork featuring waifish children with big haunting eyes.

I liked it. Amy Adams was great but I especially enjoyed Christoph Waltz. He was such an asshole. Reminded me of Thomas Kinkade, who also self-destructed because he was so self-absorbed and arrogant.


The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Fuck. Cartoon porn video.
Jesse gets jerked and sucked by cougar granny.
Germany overwhelmed with migrants. My friends on the left whine that advanced countries need to be more welcoming. That's easier said than done. The vast majority of migrants aren't refugee families but young single men looking for money. They're extremely uneducated. They come from a very backwards Islamic culture that says it's perfectly okay to rape and abuse women and children. Taking care of them is a logistical nightmare. It's easier said than done.


Guy tapes himself fucking naked girlfriend in motel hallway. Shame they didn't keep at it. Would've been hot if someone opened a door and saw them.
Master Derek and Master Will slam guys ass in bathroom. Gay porn scene from Brutal Tops.
Latino guy fucks woman while her tied-up husband is forced to watch
Republican House Speaker John Boehner abruptly retires. Meh. Whatever. The Republican Party is disintegrating. Country club crooks on one side. Bigots and crazies on the other.
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Brothers get revenge on a teacher by forcing her to fuck then strangling her.
Natural Born Killers 7. Straight porn scene from Psycho Thriller Pictures featuring a serial killer and a guy forcing a girl to fuck, strangling her and then fucking her some more.
Naked guys and girls make a music video for the Die Antwoord song "I Fink You Freeky" in the showers at the Roskilde Festival in Denmark.
Impaled. 2006 erotic short film from director Larry Clark featuring a young British guy fucking a MILF porn star.
Young Antonio Banderas full-frontal nude in the 1982 Spanish movie "Pestanas Postizas"
English soccer players Rio Ferdinand and Frank Lampard make sex tape with groupie girls while on vacation.
College guy cums twice while fucking girl
Guy hooks up with girl in European hostel.
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Mexican actor Polo Morin jerks off on webcam.


Rat Queens: The Far-Reaching Tentacles of N'Rygoth by Kurtis Wiebe. Second volume in the graphic novel fantasy series about four colorful female mercenaries.

I liked the first book better. I was disappointed that the Cthulu-like villain didn't get more attention. I also think it would have been better to focus on one character's backstory at a time. Got a little confusing because the story kept bouncing around.
Muslim girl gets gangbanged by group of Syrian guys.
Guy cums twice while fucking girl in Chaturbate webcam sex show.
Twink jerks off through his shorts and ends up shooting a huge cumshot.
Focus. 2015 comedy/action/romance movie about a con man (Will Smith) teaming up with a flame from his past (Margot Robbie).

I couldn't get into it. I'm just not a big fan of Will Smith.

Originally it was going to star Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. Then Ben Affleck and Kristen Stewart.
Gaijin: American Prisoner of War by Matt Faulkner. Graphic novel about a half-white half-Japanese teenage boy living in an internment camp during WWII.

I liked it but I was disappointed that it was fictionalized. Why make stuff up when there are so many true stories that could be told?
Miami Dolphins football player Jonathan Dowling shows off his dick
Mark Ruffalo fucks Julianne Moore. You can see his dick hanging out at the end.
Catholic Church shuts down adoption agencies rather than serve gay couple. So much for being pro-life.


Guy tapes himself jerking off behind his shopping cart in store.
Rat Queens: Sass & Sorcery by Kurtis J. Wiebe. First volume in a graphic novel series about a group of female mercenaries in a fantasy world.

I liked it. Reminds me a little of the sci-fi series Saga. Has that same blend of dark humor and action.
Republican Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker quits presidential race. He started out very strong. A Republican who not only won in a blue state but beat back wave after wave of attacks against him and managed to break the back of Big Labor in the process. But then his campaign got drowned out by the cavalcade of other candidates, he started saying stupid shit to get noticed and came across looking more like bumbling Rick Perry.
I've decided to stick with regular sized font. Making everything bigger is a pain in the ass because I keep forgetting.

I also notice that my blog stats go way down if I don't post enough porn. That's such a bummer. I really want folks listening to what I say and coming back for more, not just zipping by.
My take on the fourth episode of Fear The Walking Dead. Spoilers ahead.

Raiders of the Lost Walmart. A collection of old outdated stuff still found on Walmart shelves. Like ten year old PS2 memory chips. This is why I roll my eyes at Walmart's boast that it's so efficient. It really isn't. Awhile ago I got some bagels from them. Went to have one for breakfast the next day and discovered that they were two weeks outdated and had mold on them.


Hayden Tyler fucks Jayden Chase. Gay porn scene from Randy Blue.
Black guy fucks two blond twinks. Gay porn scene from Blacks On Boys.
Old Russian man sucks and gets fucked by two young guys. Gay porn scene from Schoolboy Secrets.
Limitless. 2011 sci-fi thriller about a guy (Bradley Cooper) who takes a drug that makes him into a genius.

Been meaning to watch this for awhile now. Finally got around to it because the tv-show sequel is coming out soon. I liked it. Thought it was interesting. But I'm especially curious to see how the show does. Bradley Cooper is not only heavily involved but will be appearing in it off and on. I like the idea of this little universe being set up.
Wolf Hall. BBC miniseries based on the historical novel about Thomas Cromwell. A friend from work highly recommended it to me.

I liked it. Great cast. Great story. Great acting. Curious to see the next five parts. My only nitpick is that they got carried away with making Thomas Cromwell a noble figure. He wasn't a saint. He could be just as sneaky and cold-blooded as the rest of them.
These are possible answers to celebrity blind items. Who knows if they're true or not, but you'd be surprised at how many of them do end up panning out. You can see the full list here.

  • Robert Pattinson. Has been on a druge binge with his new girlfriend FKA Twigs.
  • Alexander Skarsgard. May be coming out soon.
  • Gregg Sulkin. Bella Thorne knows she's a beard but still gets pissed when he flirts with guys.
  • Nick Jonas. Hooked up with a makeup guy while doing promos for the MTV VMAs.
  • Ben Affleck. Is a shitty father. He hates spending time with his kids. Would rather be whoring and partying.
  • Claire Danes. Is surprisingly racist in person.
  • Michael Douglas. Is battling cancer again and it's not looking very good.
  • Gene Simmons. Loves watching other guys fuck his wife Shannon Tweed.
  • Luke Bryan. The country singer loves to bang his groupies.
Went to the Cincinnati Comic Expo on Sunday. This year was a dud.

I was really irritated that my friends flaked on me. To the point where I'm probably gonna end up cutting some folks loose. I'm especially irritated with the stoners. I don't have a problem with marijuana or any drug really. Whatever floats your boat. But addicts are extremely self-absorbed. They don't have "anxiety" or "imaginary health issues" or "pain." They're just lazy and only care about getting their fix. My mom's an alcoholic. If I wanted to deal with that bullshit, I'd just stay home.

I was also disappointed with the shopping. The selection wasn't that great and a lot of items were double or triple the price.

As far as celebrities go, many were MIA. Adam West (1960s Batman) hid behind a VIP curtain. And I don't know where Eve Myles (Gwen from Torchwood) disappeared to. But I did manage to see Sean Astin (Goonies, Lord of the Rings), Ian Zering (90210, Sharknado), James Tolkan (Back to the Future), David Yost (the gay Power Ranger) and my favorite Robin Lord Taylor (Penguin) who is really cute in person.

On a brighter note, the cosplayers were great. Lots of cute guys in spandex or dressing up as The Doctor. Yum yum.

I'm also intrigued by the idea of setting up my own booth selling adult-oriented items. Erotic comic books. Erotic fan art. Gay pride stuff. Sexy costumes. Nothing really too X-rated. Just sexy enough to attract attention. A lot of booths sell the same shit (t-shirts, comics, action figures, trinkets). I think my little booth would be very unique and do well.
Let the Fire Burn. 2013 documentary about the 1985 violent standoff between the Philadelphia police and the cult MOVE that ended with the police dropping a bomb on their house, burning down the neighborhood and killing eleven cult members, including five children.

I thought it was very interesting. Leftwing extremists push the conspiracy theory that MOVE was attacked for racist reasons. In reality, it's harshest critics were African-American neighbors who hated living next to a cult where crazy people walked around with guns. It's sad that kids died but you can blame that on their unfit parents who wouldn't let them leave. It's very similar to Waco. Not much you can do when you're dealing with crazies who would rather die.
The Taking of Deborah Logan. 2014 horror movie about a documentary crew following an old lady with Alzheimer's who may actually be possessed.

It was okay. Had its creepy moments. Especially towards the end.
The Lazarus Effect. 2015 horror movie about a woman who turns evil after being brought back from the dead by an experimental serum. This was director David Gelb's first movie. He's better known for documentaries like Jiro Dreams of Sushi.

It was okay. Had a great cast. And an interesting idea. But the story didn't really go anywhere. Dropped the ball.


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Chubby Russian granny woken up to fuck
Russian MILF talks her stepson into joining in after he comes home to find his four friends fucking her in the kitchen.
Russian MILF gets fucked in the ass on a yellow bed
Drunk Russian granny fucks her stepson on the couch
Russian MILF Silvia fucks five young guys

Russian MILF Vika has fun with five young guys

Three young Russian guys throw shoes at MILF to wake her up so they can fuck.
Russian granny comes out of the shower to get double-penetrated by chubby guy and his two friends.
Russian granny gets fucked by two younger guys in a sauna.
Five young Russian guys invite MILF Lika over to fuck

  • I want her rainbow fur coat
Russian granny Inga gets fucked in the kitchen by three young guys.

  • I like how Abba's "The Winner Takes It All" is playing on the radio in the background.
  • Also pink and blond hair don't mix.
Russian granny Laura gets fucked by three young guys

Priest Absolution. 2014 gay porn movie from Staxus, Sauvage and director John Smith featuring Czech twinks fucking in a seminary.
MILF Payton Hall jerks off her stepson to a huge cumshot. Straight porn scene from Cum Blast City.
Phil Varone's Swinger Orgy. Straight porn scene from Vivid.
Guy jerks off watching his slutty stepmom Alena Croft fuck his black friend. Straight cuckold porn scene from Dogfart.
Yasmine Fitzgerald gets fucked by five guys. Straight porn scene from Pierre Woodman Casting.
5 Star Sex. Young Russian guys and girls fucking

Dominatrix girl puts guy in latex suit with his arms inside, puts a dog mask on him and jerks him off until he cums in a bowl for her. Straight porn scene from Femdom Empire.
Two French guys DP their friend's drunk girlfriend after he leaves the room to pass out.
French guy comes home to find girlfriend fucking dirty old man and joins in. Straight porn scene from Old Goes Young.
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess. I can see why it's a cult classic. Way ahead of its time. The idea behind it holds up really well. I just wish that it wasn't written in a crazy pidgin English gibberish. Gave me a headache. Because of that, it's one of the few times where I actually prefer the movie over the book.


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I guess I'm a weirdo, but I have zero desire to find a significant other. I get lonely sometimes and wouldn't mind having more friends to hang out with and fuck buddies to play with, but at the end of the day, I much prefer to be alone.

I know a girl who just broke up with her boyfriend because he was a basketcase drug user. Instead of enjoying her newfound freedom, she's obsessing over finding another boyfriend. I know a lot of folks who are like that. It just grosses me out. They're almost rodent-like. Winter's coming and they're desperate to find another mate. Someone to take care of them. When they do find someone, I want to roll my eyes and laugh because ninety five percent of the time they're settling for a loser. Then they act shocked when the relationship doesn't work. Well, duh. Could've told you that. Can't turn shit into gold.
Hour long video of Russian soldiers gangbanging girl. An old favorite of mine. I repost it every time I come across it.
Australian guy tapes his two friends smoking, drinking and cracking jokes while fucking a girl.
Cell phone video of black guy and black girl fucking in Bronx apartment building staircase.
Project Almanac. 2015 sci-fi movie about a group of high school friends who come across a time machine.

I liked it. Reminded me of a mix of "Chronicle" and "Butterfly Effect." I also think Johnny Weston is gorgeous and destined to be a superstar.


Youtube weightlifter star Michael Hoffman jerks off with his friend.
Was Gandhi racist? He was a lot more conservative than folks realize. When he was in South Africa, his argument for equality for Indians was pretty much "we're not black!"
French skinhead punk fucks guy shoves baseball bat up his ass and pisses on him.
Asian guy flashes his cock in public
Bad Boys Detention: F Is For Fuck. Three black guys (Bryan Burrell, Day Day, Kemancheo Tyler) fuck in a classroom. Gay porn scene from Flava Works.
Dans La Chaleur De St. Tropez. 1982 French straight porn movie about a girl (Marilyn Jess) who befriends a porn shoot while on vacation. Has a lot of great sex scenes, ranging from a girl getting face fucked while being buried neck-deep in the sand to a couple fucking on jet skis.
White college guy gets blowjob from Asian girlfriend. The chihuahuas playing in the background cracked me up.
Cute guy pulls out his big dick


God Bless the Child. 2015 indie drama about a thirteen year old girl taking care of her young brothers after their mom runs away.

I couldn't get into it. I liked the realistic day-in-the-life documentary style. But watching little kids play got old quick. Especially considering they're mostly half-naked little boys. At one point they were singing "I have a penis" while naked taking a bath and I was like what the fuck am I watching here? I preferred the scenes with the girl. Felt sorry for her having to play mother so young.
The Legend of Clementine Caves. Straight porn scene from HardcoreGangbangs featuring a group of miners fucking a girl in a cave.
Frum Porn. Frum is Yiddish for "devout" or "pious." It's a niche fetish featuring ultra-Orthodox Jews.
Blue Ruin. 2013 indie thriller about a homeless vagrant out for revenge. It was written and directed by Jeremy Salunier and primarily funded through Kickstarter. Caught it on Netflix.

It earned rave reviews. I liked the idea behind it and the action. Reminded me of Oldboy. But overall I just couldn't get into it. The story was too slow and confusing.


These are possible answers to celebrity blind items. Who knows if they're true or not, but you'd be surprised at how many of them do end up panning out. You can see the full list here.

  • Henry Cavill. Is getting fat because he's constantly drunk off his ass or on drugs.
  • Joe Jonas. Spotted doing drugs in a restaurant bathroom in Australia.
  • Lady Gaga. Got so hammered that she fell asleep on the floor of the VIP area of a club.
  • Meredith Vieira. Is an alcoholic.
  • Michelle Rodriguez. Continues to spiral out of control.
  • Shia LaBeauof. Has been seeing a Mexican drug cartel girl, who gives him drugs in exchange for fame.
  • Douglas Booth.Is a flaming queen.
  • Gavin Rossdale. Is trying to get women to say they slept with him so he looks like an adulterer in his divorce and not a closet queen.
  • George Hamilton. Is thinking about coming out as bisexual. He's been living with a man for the last few years and used to go out with Merv Griffin.
  • Jodie Foster. Recently had a fling with a female college student.
  • John Mayer. Swings both ways and traded blowjobs with Bravo host Andy Cohen at a bar.
  • Kelly Rowland. Has been cheating with her female personal trainer, sometimes twice a day.
  • John Travolta. Paid his latest male lover a million dollars to stay quiet.
  • Lewis Hamilton. The race car driver fucks anything that moves. Girls, guys, trannies, Rihanna.
  • Matthew Morrison (aka Will Schuester on Glee). Has been cheating on his wife with a guy starring with him in the "Finding Neverland" Broadway play.
  • Robin Roberts. The lesbian morning show anchor has been cheating on her partner.
  • Tyga. Cheated on his girlfriend Kylie Jenner with a Thai ladyboy.
  • Zachary Quinto. Cheated with a groupie in an office building restroom after a radio interview.
  • Zac Efron. Hooked up with Max Joseph, the director of his movie "We Are Your Friends"
  • Christina Aguilera. Has been giving speeches about how she too was a victim of childhood bullying. In reality, she spent very little time in school because she was acting and performing, and those that do remember her say she was a spoiled bratty bitch.
  • Harrison Ford. Has been seeing a younger-looking copycat of his wife Calista Flockhart. That sounds like a creepy sci-fi concept right there. Trading in your old spouse for a young clone of them.
  • Chevy Chase. Cheated all the time until prostate cancer made him impotent.
  • Ice Cube. Gave a $75,000 gift to his mistress to keep her quiet.


Dirty-talking bear gets nervous straight Latino soldier to cum twice while fucking him.
Black guy cheats with his best friend's boyfriend
Park ranger starts an orgy after walking in on college guys hanging out and jerking off together in cabin.
Girl tapes black guy fucking white MILF in park late at night. They go at it for over twenty five minutes.
Love Island Ferry. 1980s Greek straight porn movie. Mostly couples fucking on boats and the beach.
Young Thai Tourists. 1970s straight porn scene from Color Climax featuring two Danish guys having fun with a Danish girl and two Thai girls.
Bareback Schoolboys of 1910. 2007 gay porn movie from director Rolf Hammerscmidt featuring gorgeous Czech twinks in retro school uniform outfits fucking.
Hidden video of Filipino guy and girl fucking in empty college classroom
Malaysian guy tapes himself fucking Muslim girl.
Indonesian guy and girl make an hour-long sex tape.
Starbucks barista flashes his cock at work
MILF gets her goofy stepson to fuck her sister.
European girl in spandex suit gets fucked. I don't get the nylon/spandex fetish.
Girl gets gangbanged by mechanics in garage
JB Jerkoff Lessons. Girl jerks and sucks guy. He has a huge cumshot.
Czech Fantasy Orgy one and two. I love these videos. They're so unique. Czech guys paying a lady to fuck pussies and mouths through holes in a room.
Boy Meets Girl. 2014 drama about a transgender girl in Kentucky.
I really liked it. Actress Michelle Hendley does an amazing job. Trans herself, she was spotted on Youtube and given her first role. The story was great too. Exploring transphobia, what's it like to transition and sexuality (are you attracted to boys, girls, both).


Menace and Baller fuck. Gay porn scene from LatinBoyz.
Notorious and ASAP take turns sucking and fucking each other. Gay porn scene from BiLatinMen.
College rower accidentally gets a boner during a meet.
Woman gets gangbanged after parachute accidentally lands in prison yard.
Female British parole officer makes two ex-cons fuck her.
Hidden video of girl fucking her Amazon.com coworker in warehouse office.
Guy tapes himself fucking girl in garage. They get all acrobatic with the standing sex.
Guy jerks and sucks two passed out sleeping friends
Nerdy Asian guy sucks white guy's dick on couch
White college guy fucks black girl
Timid straight college guy gets his big dick sucked.
Zlam333. Gay Asian porn Tumblr that has a lot of nice videos.
Asian guy jerks off his big dick with a huge head. Yowza. Imagine taking that monster up your ass.


College girl has threesome with two guys on webcam. The second guy ends up shooting a huge load on her tits.
Tall college guy slams girl's pussy in the shower.
Hercules: A Sex Adventure. 1998 straight porn movie from director Joe D'Amato starring Hakan as the legendary Greek hero.
The Wife in Apartment C. 2003 softcore straight porn movie about a sports photographer watching the hot neighbor lady fuck. The sex scenes are actually pretty good. Shame it wasn't a little more hardcore.
Chris Taylor fucks Madison Mason. Straight porn scene from Next Door Hookups.
College guy moans while fucking fleshlight in his dorm room.
Skater guy and his friend try to DP girl. As you can see it's harder to pull off than you think.
Two straight college redneck guys flash their cocks for girl on Omegle webcam
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Bulgarian fitness model Lazar Angelov sex tape with girl.
Daniellover1996. Chaturbate webcam for 18-year-old mixed-race gay guy from Traverse City, Michigan. He's part black, white, Asian and Native American, so he looks very exotic and unique. He likes to do jerkoff shows with dildos.
Republican incompetence threatens to shut down state's entire court system. Republicans tried to reign in judges by withholding funding, but it's backfired badly. Murderers, rapists and criminals are in danger of being set free. The civil court system is grinding to a halt. Good luck getting anything done now.
Alabama proposes massive forty percent porn tax.
Seventeen year old North Carolina facing prison for having nude pictures of himself. I think the laws need to be updated. Child rapists walk free while high school kids get terrorized because they're sexting each other.
American Mary. 2012 Canadian horror movie from the Soska Sisters about a medical student who becomes an underground surgeon. Caught it on Netflix.

It was okay. Starts out strong. I like Katherine Isabelle. She starred in the Ginger Snaps werewolf movies. But then the story loses its charm and goes into weird Human Centipede territory. It's a shame because I think they could have had fun and made an entire horror series out of this.


British guy tapes his two friends fucking two girls.
Compilation of six straight guys fucking gay guy they met on Craigslist.
Dirty talking straight British soccer player jerks off watching his friend fuck gay teammate in the locker room.
Two gorgeous straight college rowing teammates get their dick sucked at gloryhole. A favorite of mine. I almost bought it on XTube. I liked it when the first guy tells his friend that the blowjob was amazing. Then that guy strips down, shows off his big dick and starts talking dirty.
Guy has threesome in hotel with his girlfriend and older friend.
Three guys, a girl and a dog have a DP party in the living room.
Nina Roberts gets dped in bathtub. I liked it when the two guys high-fived each other before cumming.
Guy tapes him and his friend fucking girlfriend. I liked the dirty talking whispering, especially at the end when he holds her while his friend is slamming her pussy.
Four minute cell phone video of black guy fucking Latina girl in apartment building hallway.
Three porn star girls surprise two pizza delivery guys with blowjobs. I like how the first guy cums almost instantly.
White college guy tapes himself fucking his Korean girlfriend.
Black girl and guy from Chicago fuck while their friend watches.
Black girl screams while getting fucked by three black guys. An old favorite of mine. I like how she literally tries to crawl away while they're fucking her.
Black rapper Slick'em from the band Pretty Ricky makes a sex tape with a black girl groupie.