2/23/2017

COLLEGE GUY GIVES HIMSELF HUGE FACIAL

LINK: Snapchat video of college guy giving himself huge facial after jerking off.

SUCKED DRY BY LATINO SKATEBOARDER

LINK: Sucked dry in his car by 19 year old Latino skateboarder.

NOTES: Really hot. He not only sucked dick like a champ but he was cute and had a nice uncut cock himself to play with.

REST IN PEACE

He was a nice guy. One of the few folks from the left capable of going into the lions den of Fox News and poking fun at the conservative blowhards like Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly. Happy warriors like him are so rare these days. Now folks just scream at each other. According to his family, he passed away after a brief illness. He was only 66.

STRAIGHT WHITE THUG FUCKS FOR CASH

LINK: Straight white thug fucks for cash.

NOTES: More from the Covington guy who taped himself getting fucked by straight guys.

DIRTY TALKING STRAIGHT REDNECK FUCKS

LINK: Dirty talking straight redneck fucks the shit out of gay guy.

NOTES: Really hot. I actually know the bottom. He lives in Covington and works at a garage. He would make XTube videos of himself getting fucked by white rednecks, black thug drug dealers and random guys he'd find on Craigslist. He eventually stopped. Either because folks found out he was taping them or because he got a disease. He wanted me to come over once but I didn't want to touch him because he was into barebacking.

CRAIGSLIST CHRONICLES TAG TEAM

LINK: Craigslist Chronicles Tag Team

DESCRIPTION: Two straight guys tag team bottom.

SUCKED OFF WHILE TEXTING GIRLFRIEND

LINK: Guy gets sucked off by gay guy while texting his girlfriend.

YOUNG BLACK GUY FUCKS BOTTOM IN HOTEL

LINK: 19-year old straight black guy has quickie with power bottom in hotel.

STRAIGHT MECHANIC VISITS GLORYHOLE

LINK: Straight tattooed AAA mechanic visits gloryhole.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Hell or High Water

DESCRIPTION: 2016 thriller about a divorced father and his ex-con brother robbing banks to save their family farm.

DIRECTED BY: British director David Mackenzie. Peter Berg was considered to direct but he decided to be one of the movie's producers instead.

WRITTEN BY: Taylor Sheridan. An actor (Veronica Mars, Sons of Anarchy) he became a big hit in Hollywood after writing the screenplay for Sicario. He has a cameo in the movie as a cowboy.

STARRING:

STUDIO: CBS Films and Lionsgate.

MY TAKE: I liked it. I can see why it received an Oscar nomination for Best Picture. It's a modern day Western. I especially like how it's not cut and dry. The bad guys murder people but they're still not entirely bad.

NOTES:
  • Premiered at Cannes.
  • It was originally titled Comancheria.
  • Filmed in New Mexico.
  • Made $32.3 million on a budget of $12 million.
  • The director dedicated the movie to his parents, who both died while it was being made.
  • There's a scene where a kid is offered a beer. Texas is one of ten states where minors are allowed to consume alcohol as long as there is adult supervision.
  • Chris Pine plays the younger brother but he's actually two months older than Ben Foster.

REST IN PEACE

Bob.
An older gay guy in his fifties, he was a regular at Shutter Island. He would come in and pick up movies and music for the AIDS patients he took care of. We got better acquainted when we ran into each other at an orgy. We were the last two tops standing. He wanted to be a threesome buddy. But I was wary of getting involved with someone I knew through work.

Two years ago he found out that he had a weak heart. He didn't let it freak him out. He dyed his hair, took a vacation to Florida and fucked more guys than ever. I used to run into him all the time on Grindr.

I was sad to hear that his heart suddenly gave out last weekend. I'm going to miss our catty chats about bottoms we'd ran into. He was a cool guy.

2/22/2017

STORE CLERK WATCHES HIM JERK OFF

LINK: Store clerk doesn't mind that guy is jerking off in dressing room.

NOTES: I like how nonchalant the store guy was. Oh, you're jerking off in those underwear you're trying on. Don't mind me. Have at it.

BEST LEFT UNSPOKEN

LINK: Best Left Unspoken

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Primal Taboo. Guy fucks his stepsister after they end up sharing a hotel room together.

CUM RACE

LINK: Cum Race

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Melone Challenge. Group of guys race to jerk off and cum for girl.

EDUARDO DEL VECHIO NAKED

LINK: Brazilian Youtube star/Instagram model/boy band singer Eduardo Del Vechio shows off his pretty penis.

NOTES: I love Brazilian guys. I hope he does a sex tape.

MY LIFE

My mom is slowly making progress. Her bandage came off today. She's in slightly less pain and able to move her broken leg around more. Still waiting for her to be transported to the rehab hospital in Florence.

We're still not out of the woods.

I worry that therapy is going to be a bitch. I won't be able to visit her as much because of work and distance.

I worry that weaning her off pain medicine is going to be hard. Doctors never focus on that. They send people home with pain pills then act shocked when folks become dependent on them and turn to heroin and other drugs when treatment for their pain is abruptly stopped.

I worry about how my mom's alcoholism is going to affect all of this.

I worry about my parents driving each other crazy because they'll be spending 24/7 with each other now.

I worry about my mom falling again.

I worry about her getting an infection.

I worry about the stress causing her health to fail.

I worry about the stress causing my dad's health to fail.

I worry about the financial cost of losing $600 a month in income. She worked to pay for her beer, cigarettes and my dad's spending habits. I'll be covering that now.

I worry about work not letting me take off to care for my parents, especially since lazy people call in all the time but I save my time for emergency situations like this.

Taking each day as it comes. But yeah. I'm worried.

SAM BOURNE FUCKS STEPSISTER

LINK: Sam Bourne fucks his stepsister.

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Pure XXX

DUDE CAUGHT JERKING

LINK: Guy catches his friend jerking off.

JAYSCOCK

LINK: JaysCock

DESCRIPTION: Over two dozen XTube videos of a guy fooling around with drunks, hobos, crazies and hustlers he finds on the street.

2/21/2017

ACTOR GEORGE BASIL FULL FRONTAL

LINK: Actor George Basil full-frontal on the HBO series "Crashing."

BOOK REVIEW

Tomie: Complete Deluxe EditionTomie: Complete Deluxe Edition by Junji Ito
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I haven't read manga before so it took a little getting used to but overall I liked it. Very dark and gory J-Horror.

I liked the premise of it. A manipulative young woman who drives people insane and can't die. Many of the stories feature her gory regenerations.


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MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Fences

DESCRIPTION: 2016 drama about an African-American garbage man in 1950s Pittsburgh.

DIRECTED BY: Denzel Washington

WRITTEN BY: The late African-American playwright August Wilson based on his Pulitzer Prize-winning play. Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright/screenwriter Tony Kushner actually adapted the script but he agreed to not take a credit because they wanted to keep the illusion that it was an all-black movie.

STARRING:

  • Denzel Washington as Troy Maxson. Reprising his role in the 2010 Broadway revival that earned him a Tony.
  • Viola Davis as Rose Maxson, Troy's wife. Reprising her role in the 2010 Broadway revival that earned her a Tony.
  • Stephen Henderson as Jim Bono, Troy's best friend. Reprising his role in the Broadway revival.
  • Jovan Adepo as Corey, Troy's son with Rose
  • Russell  Hornsby as Lyons Maxson, Troy's son from a previous relationship. Reprising his role in the Broadway revival.
  • Mykelti Williamson as Gabriel, Troy's mentally-challenged brother. Reprising his role in the Broadway revival.
  • Saniyya Sidney as Raynell Maxson, Troy's daughter with his mistress
STUDIO: Paramount Pictures. Denzel Washington served as one of the producers.

MY TAKE: I didn't think I'd like it. And I didn't at first. It starts out slow with Denzel Washington talking his head off. But then it slowly builds steam and by the end you're drawn into this complicated life that he led. It's sad. I can definitely see how he and Viola Davis got nominated for Oscars.

NOTES:
  • Filmed on location in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
  • Made $53.9 million on a budget of $24 million.
  • The original 1987 Broadway play featured James Earl Jones and Mary Alice.
  • Eddie Murphy tried to adapt it into a movie in 1987.

MY LIFE

The day started out rough.

I didn't sleep well. I had a panic attack before bed. I woke up agitated, resulting in me snapping and emptying three kitchen drawers out onto the floor trying to find playing cards for my mom.

My dad was agitated too. The stress is getting to him. If he's not confused about everything, then he's short-tempered or complaining about his back hurting.

My mom almost murdered her morning nurse for throwing her around like a rag doll. Some of her nurses have been stupid. They don't realize it's extremely painful to move her broken leg so they yank her around then act shocked when she cries out in pain and screams at them for being inconsiderate.

Fortunately we were all able to calm down. We were able to talk to representatives from Gateway Rehabilitation Hospital in Florence and HealthSouth in Edgewood. HealthSouth was closer but Gateway offered transportation and a private room. Hopefully we will find out more on Wednesday and actually have her transferred that day. My mom's insurance is shit so the rehab window went from three weeks to two weeks to ten days. She might not even stay that long. She hates therapy. Doesn't want to do it. And it's not like the rehab people care. They get paid either way.

My friend Heather was gracious enough to offer me and my dad a ride home from the hospital. I've been very touched by the support I've gotten from my friends.

STRAIGHT STREET TRADE 11

LINK: Straight stoned hustler sucks guy in car for a pack of cigarettes.

DESCRIPTION: Scene from XTube user Jayscock.

NOTES: He looked like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

BRINCADEIRAS ENTRE HOMENS

LINK: Brincadeiras Entre Homens

DESCRIPTION: Brazilian gay porn blog featuring a mix of pictures and videos.

NOTES: More R-rated than X-rated. It's rare to find a porn blog on Google's Blogger these days.

LATINO GUY GETS A QUICKIE

LINK: Latino guy tapes himself getting a quickie.

STRAIGHT GUY POUNDS GAY FRIEND

LINK: Straight guy pounds gay friend.

STRAIGHT LATINO NERD FUCKS OLDER GUY

LINK: Straight Latino nerd fucks older guy.

DESCRIPTION: The top reminds me of a guy I work with.

HUNG BLACK TOP FUCKS

LINK: Hung black top fucks BottomNGardndena.

NOTES: He was a pro.

2/20/2017

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Finding Dory

DESCRIPTION: 2016 animated movie about a forgetful fish trying to find her parents. A sequel to Finding Nemo, it's set a year after that story took place.

DIRECTED BY: Andrew Stanton (WALL-E, Finding Nemo) and Angus MacLane. They have cameos as Crush the turtle and Charlie Back-And-Forth sunfish.

WRITTEN BY: The director Andrew Stanton with Victoria Strouse.

STARRING:



STUDIO: Walt Disney

MY TAKE: I thought Finding Nemo was better but otherwise I thought it was cute.

NOTES:

  • Made over a billion dollars at the box office on a budget of $200 million.
  • The license plate on the truck is CALA113. A113 appears in every Pixar movie because that's the Cal Arts classroom that many of the animators attended.
  • After the documentary Blackfish came out exposing marine parks like Sea World the setting was changed from a marine park to a marine biology institute.
  • Characters from other Pixar movies have cameos.
    • The preschool kids from Toy Story 3.
    • Riley and a number of other folks from Inside Out.
    • The young boy and mother in the dentist's office from Finding Nemo.

TV REVIEW

TITLE: The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 10 "New Best Friends"

DESCRIPTION: Rick and the gang encounter a crazy new group living in a garbage dump. Daryl reunites with Carol.

DIRECTED BY: Jeffrey F. January. This was the third episode he's directed. He's served as first assistant director for over forty episodes.

WRITTEN BY: Channing Powell. This is the ninth episode he's written.

MY TAKE: I liked it. The Scavengers fully embraced the post-apocalyptic. Winslow, the spikey zombie, was fun. And it was nice seeing Carol and Daryl hug.

NOTES:

  • I'd like to see an episode devoted to the back story of The Saviors and The Scavengers. There are hints that the area was devastated by zombies and Wolves.
  • I wonder if the Whisperers are still going to show up.
  • Where are we headed with Carol? I fear that she's going to be killed off.

MY LIFE

The good news is my mom's doing a little better. Thanks to the magic of Percocet, she's no longer screaming out in pain.

The bad news is she's looking at three weeks in a rehabilitation hospital and may not be walking on her own again for at least a year.

Her care continues to be a mixed bag. The nurses have been okay. But the hospital has pretty much settled into that "we know you're poor, so we're gonna do the least amount as possible and get you the fuck out of here, because healthcare is for paying customers." The hospital social worker gave us a condescending lecture about how we might have to settle for a nursing home in Carrolton because how could we possibly expect to land in a decent facility with our income being so low.

Even though my mom's improving, I worry about where they're going to dump her. I worry about infection. I worry about health complications. I worry about the loss of income we're about to have from her no longer working. And I worry about how the stress and continued absence of my mom is affecting my dad.

In other news, the new warden has taken over Shutter Island. He sent me an email wishing my mom a speedy recovery. He had to take care of elderly parents so I think he's sympathetic. But he's also made it clear to everyone that things are going to be changing at the asylum. He's long promoted the mantra of downsizing. Or "right-sizing" as he calls it. I don't think I will lose my job. But I do think it's gonna be changing. I'm curious to see how the laziest inmates handle it. His predecessor coddled a lot of incredibly useless people.

POLITICS

The Issue: Should Milo Yiannopoulous be ostracized for his joking about underage sex?

The Left: Burn that bigot at the stake!

The Right: Child molester!

My Take: I have mixed emotions. Part of me's happy to see him go down in flames because he really is a nasty piece of work. But I'm disappointed to see his book get cancelled because I was genuinely interested in reading it. And I do think he's getting a bum rap. He's right. America is extremely conservative when it comes to age of consent. Science and the rest of the world have gone the opposite way on that. Pederasty wasn't always so vilified. But good luck trying to argue that without being accused of being a child molester.

MOVIE REVIEW

TITLE: Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk

DESCRIPTION: 2016 drama about a soldier and his unit who become famous after taking part in an Iraq War battle.

DIRECTED BY: Ang Lee (Brokeback Mountain, Life of Pi)

WRITTEN BY: Jean-Christophe Castelli, a longtime collaborator of the director, based on the 2012 novel by Ben Fountain. British screenwriter Simon Beaufoy (The Full Monty, Slumdog Millionaire, 127 Hours, Everest) was originally going to adapt it.

STARRING:

STUDIO: Sony's TriStar Pictures. Britain's Channel 4 and two Chinese studios also helped produce it.

MY TAKE: It was okay. I liked the cast. I liked the idea of the story. The fakeness of war. How we reinterpret facts to fit our own narrative. How fame truly is fleeting. But it just didn't quite come together and fell flat in the end. 

NOTES:
  • Filmed in Georgia. The desert background scenes were shot in Morocco.
  • Cute Guy Alert
  • A big deal was made about it having the highest frame rate ever for a movie yet. But only six theaters in the entire world were capable of truly seeing it. I honestly didn't notice much of a difference on my TV.
  • Tanked at the box office, only making $30 million on a budget of $40 million.
  • The director's son, Mason Lee, has a small role as one of the squad members.
  • NFL football players J. J. Watt and Richard Sherman have cameos as the football players grilling Billy about his wartime experiences in the locker room.

2/19/2017

RUSSIAN TRAIN TRACKS THREESOME


DESCRIPTION: Scene from Public Banging.

SERGI ENRICH AND ANTONIO LUNA SEX TAPE

LINK: Soccer players Sergi Enrich and Antonio Luna fuck girl

NOTES: Wish it was longer than seventeen seconds.

HIPSTER CUMS AT URINAL

LINK: Hipster cums at urinal

CUMMING IN BACK OF BUS

LINK: Cute college guy jerks off and cums in back of bus.

YUNGPHUCKERS

LINK:  Yungphuckers

DESCRIPTION: Twenty four HClips webcam sex shows from the Chaturbate couple.

YUNGPHUCKERS 6/11/15 WEBCAM SHOW

LINK: Yungphuckers 6/11/15 Chaturbate webcam show.

TWO GUYS FUCK GIRL IN GARAGE

LINK: Two guys fuck girl in garage during a party.

NOTES: The white guy really gave it to her good.

BRAZILIAN DENTIST BLOWS GUY

LINK: Brazilian dentist blows guy in his office.

BLAKEDOWNEYWILL GOOFING OFF

LINK: Blakedowneywill Goofing Off Webcam Show

DESCRIPTION: Group of straight frat guys goof off on Chaturbate.

NOTES: Shame they didn't pull their dicks out. The one guy in the white underwear clearly had a huge dick.

PVTRYAN98

LINK: PvtRyan98

DESCRIPTION: Chaturbate webcam. 18-year-old nerdy bi guy jerks off.

BLAKE77JOHNSON

LINK: Blake77Johnson

DESCRIPTION: Chaturbate webcam. 23-year-old straight guy from Florida jerking off.

MY LIFE

It's been a terrible weekend.

My mom got new slippers, part of a cute pajamas outfit that my dad got her for Valentine's Day, and they caused her to slip and fall on Saturday afternoon, breaking her leg in multiple spots. I was visiting Mama Sue at the time and had to rush home. I called my sister. She came over with her husband and the kids and called 911.

The paramedics were unusually attractive. Looked like they walked off the set of a television show. But they weren't the brightest bulbs and got into a fender bender. I ended up waiting thirty minutes outside the ER for them to bring my mom in.

Getting into the ER took forever because the place was full of heroin junkies. An old whore took her time signing in, babbling away about pain meds the whole time. While some junkie guy who said he was visiting didn't want to wait and started rattling the doors, demanding to be buzzed back in.

When I finally made it back to see my mom, she was surrounded by useless people. Two senile old nurses who were literally older than my dad. A good ole boy firefighter who was trying to take her deposition while the ambulance crew stood by sheepishly. And a bimbo who wanted to register here but was happy to flirt with the ambulance guys.

They did my mom's X-ray right there in the room. The ER doctor said he hadn't seen a break that nasty since serving as a combat medic in Iraq. He took a picture of it on his phone for his own personal amusement and gathered folks around to check out Leg Lady.

My mom got moved to a hospital room on the fourth floor, My sister and dad visited for awhile and then went home. My friend Lesley came to the hospital and treated me to dinner and a giant margarita at La Mexicana. I was going to go home but I decided to go back and spend the night at the hospital instead so Lesley let me grab some things from home and took me back.

My mom was in terrible pain. Her leg was super swollen and she screamed any time they had to move it. Peeing was a real bitch. They wanted to wait on a catheter until after surgery so they had to rely on a bedpan instead.

Her nurses were a mixed bag. Some were nice. Some were goofy. One was a stupid cunt. She got frustrated and stormed out when my mom had trouble peeing. I coldly told her that I was sorry. I didn't realize she was housekeeping. And that I would find an actual nurse to help next time.

The hospital doctor was a half-wit Haitian. One of my mom's nurses told me he was a moron. The anesthesiologist was an affable American guy. Her orthopedic surgeon was a hotshot Korean-American guy. Kinda smarmy but whatever. He got the job done.

Surgery went well. My cousin and his family came and treated me and my dad to Wendy's while my sister and Gypsy Aunt waited. My dad and sister then got into a big fight and stormed out before my mom got out of recovery.

My mom was miserable, nauseous, in pain, angry that my dad and sister couldn't get their shit together. But she calmed down and told me to go home and get some rest. My friends Alex and Sarah were nearby shopping at Target so they were generous enough to offer me a ride home.

The days ahead are going to be rough. My mom is going to be in recovery for at least six to eight weeks. I don't know if she will ever return to work. Right now we're in a very sound financial position. I've got almost six thousand dollars in the bank. But the loss of her income will eventually take its toll. My vacation to Florida in May has been postponed indefinitely if not cancelled altogether. I'm also going to start looking again for a new home, something that is more handicap-accessible and affordable then our current house.

I'll get a better picture of what's happening on Monday. My mom doesn't have insurance so I have a feeling they will send her home soon. Praying for the best.

2/17/2017

HOOD GIRL LETS GUYS TAKE TURNS

LINK: Short forty second cell phone clip of black guys taking turns fucking a girl.

NOTES: Wish it was longer. I love homemade gangbangs like this.

AMBER BLANK LATIN DP

LINK: Two Latino guys DP Amber Blank.

NOTES: She made me question my sexuality. I'd fuck her.

ADAM FUCKS MELANIE

LINK: Adam fucks Melanie

DESCRIPTION: Scene from the Hungarian reality show "Eden Hotel."

NOTES: Really hot. He was gorgeous. Wish there were more scenes like this.

ADAM FUCKS MELANIE IN SHOWER

LINK: Adam fucks Melanie in shower.

DESCRIPTION: Scene from the Hungarian reality show "Eden Hotel."

NOTES: He had a nice big dick.

GABRIEL JORDAN FUCKS JACKIE LOPEZ

LINK: Gabriel Jordan fucks Jackie Lopez

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Hot Guys Fuck.

KANE BRYANT FUCKS MONICA SCOTT

LINK: Kane Bryant fucks Monica Scott

DESCRIPTION: Scene from Hot Guys Fuck.

BLACK GUYS FUCK IN LAUNDRY ROOM

LINK: Two black guys interrupted fucking in laundry room.