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7/29/2014

FUCK STUDENT LOANS

Parents get stuck with spiraling $200,000 student loan debt after daughter dies. If they were government loans, they'd be able to write them off.  But since they're private, they're fucked.  They're not even allowed to file bankruptcy, which is shitty because America's the ONLY country in the world that does this. Most countries either provide universal college educations, or at the very least, help their citizens get degrees.

BI PORN

Redneck jacks off in front of his wife while she's trying to read a book and ignore him one and two

CARTOON PORN


NAUGHTY PICTURES

Actor Jamie Dornan shows off his dick in photo shoot.  Hopefully we'll get to see a lot more in the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie.

REST IN PEACE

Dr. Sheik Umar Khan.  He was the top doctor in Sierra Leone battling the Ebola epidemic running wild in West Africa.  He ended up dying from the disease, along with dozens of healthcare workers and hundreds of civilians.

It's getting scary.  In the past, Ebola outbreaks were contained to isolated jungle areas.  But this one is spreading like wildfire through populated areas.  Hospitals have become so overrun to the point where doctors and nurses have either died or fled.  Western aid agencies, like Doctors Without Borders, are now evacuating.  And the first cases are now popping up in Nigeria, the most populous country in Africa.

It's going to get worse before it gets better.

FUCK THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

Catholic Archdiocese of Cincinnati withdrew $700 grant to homeless shelter for a washer/dryer because it allowed a female Catholic priest to say a prayer.

NAUGHTY DICTIONARY

Pass Motion.  Euphemism used in many Asian countries for defecating.  Came across it in a Chinese news article about someone who took a shit on a plane.

7/28/2014

FUCK OBAMA

Attorney General Eric Holder's Too Big To Jail. Ever wonder why ZERO bankers, stockbrokers and CEOs have gone to jail for fraud during the Obama administration?  It's because of Obama Attorney General Holder's principle of Collateral Consequences.  He came up with it in 1999 when he was a hack in the Justice Department signing off on Bill Clinton's shady shit, like the Marc Rich pardon.  Basically the rule is that the government should avoid prosecuting banks and corporations because of the risk to the markets and the economy.

So that's why the Big Banks and Big Business get away with laundering money for Latin American drug cartels, hiding assets for Iran, bankrolling Al Qaeda terrorists, illegally foreclosing on thousands of homes, insider trading, bribery, you name it.  Obama wrings his hands and says he's worried about hurting the economy and losing jobs. So the crooks smile and walk free while liberal Democrats throw themselves on the ground praising Obama for being sooooo wonderful and amazing.

My friends on the left are getting fucked in the ass by one of the biggest corporate sellouts ever.  Shortly after Obama leaves office, they're gonna wake up from their daze with a sore ass wondering what the fuck just happened.

FUCK BIG BUSINESS

Rent-to-own companies screwing over soldiers. Our men and women in uniform get paid shit.  Most of the money gets wasted on wasteful defense contracts for Big Business.  Many families are on government assistance.  They're vulnerable.  So they often fall prey to these rent-to-own businesses.  You sign up. They jack the price up afterwards.  Then they garnish your wages, leaving you overseas fighting and dying for THEIR profits while your family suffers at home.  They get away with it because Democrats and Republicans are owned by corporate interests.  The right to be greedy and sleazy trumps everything else.

CRAZY PORN

Little Twigget's Big Adventure.  2000 movie from Gentleman's Video featuring midget porn stars Twiggit and Sinnamon Love.

STR8 PORN

Japanese Movies

GAY PORN


POLITICS

My take on Israel's invasion of Gaza:

I side with Israel.  Hamas is a terrorist organization. It's solution to everything is to fire rockets and scream Death to Israel.  The Palestinians knew that when they voted for them.  They voted for war.  Then they scream hysterically when they get their asses kicked.

Are the Israelis saints?  Nope.  But they're the better deal.  And I agree with their plan.  March in, kill the crazies, imprison the leftover leaders, break the weapons, and tell the locals to vote for SECULAR SANE leaders or we'll just wall you up and let you die slowly.  Because who's gonna save you?  Egypt?  Saudi Arabia?  Osama Bin Laden?  Europe?  The UN?  HA!

MUSINGS

Dollar Tree buying Family Dollar. I'm usually wary of mergers, but this might actually be for the best.  Family Dollar is poorly managed.  I've had friends work for them.  The stores are a hot mess.  But even the crappiest ones are surprisingly profitable because they're often located in food deserts, poor communities that have almost ZERO access to groceries and staples.  Hopefully Dollar Tree will be able to clean the stores up.  They have a great reputation for being organized.  To the point where Walmart has thought about buying them so they could create mini-Walmarts in urban areas where their stores don't exist.

7/27/2014

STR8 PORN


  • Dans L'Enfer D'Un Parking.  2010 French movie about a girl who agrees to fuck other people in a basement in order to help pay off her boyfriend's debts. Or at least that's what I think it was about anyway.  Got a little confusing. 
  • Restless Souls.  1998 softcore porn movie about a team of parapsychologists investigating a haunted house.  Cheesy late-night cable fare.  I liked the orgy at the end.
  • When Daddy's Away.  2012 movie from Digital Playground about a girl (April O'Neil) who joins her best friend (Riley Steele) and boyfriend (Scott Nails) in renting out her house for couples to fuck while her dad (Tommy Gunn) is away.

MOVIE REVIEW

Lucy. 2014 sci-fi action movie from French director Luc Besson (Transporter, Taken) about a girl (Scarlett Johansson) who overdoses on a new designer drug and starts evolving into a superhuman.

It didn't make a damn bit of sense, but overall I liked it.  Very wacky and over the top. Just kept getting crazier and crazier.  So apparently if you take enough ecstasy you not only become a genius, but are capable of levitation, mind control, shapeshifting, even time travel!

PORN REVIEW


  • Althentai.  Tumblr.  Mix of hentai, yaoi and furry cartoons
  • CartoonLoveru.  Tumblr.  X-rated pictures of famous cartoons
  • Digimanta.  Tumblr.  Spanish site featuring gay yaoi cartoons.
  • Faxsi.  Tumblr.  Gay yaoi and furry pictures
  • Furryboy007.  Tumblr.  Gay yaoi and furry cartoons. 
  • Gayboy110011.  Tumblr.  Nice mix of gay pictures, videos and cartoons.
  • Hopesoftpad.  Tumblr.  Gay yaoi cartoon pictures.
  • Little Lovely Pokemon.  Tumblr.  Pokemon porn

GAY PORN

Hidden video of Russian guy jerking off and cumming in his hand in restroom stall

CARTOON PORN


MOVIE REVIEW

The Purge:  Anarchy.  Sequel featuring a group of people trapped out on the street during The Purge, the one night a year when everyone is allowed to get away with killing whoever they want.

I liked it. The action's fun.  All these crazy psychos running around with machetes and machine guns.  But it's also interesting and makes you think a bit.  We're not too far off from living in a world like the Purge.  Rich people purging the poor/minorities through holy hunts.  Let's say a pray to our New Founding Fathers, then shoot this Mexican guy and chase down his wife and kids.  We'll get away with it by letting the poor purge too.  Let the animals slaughter each other. Let them think that the process is democratic, when it's really not, because poor people don't have the resources to break into a rich guy's fortified mansion and deal with him and his heavily-armed mercenaries.

7/26/2014

STR8 PORN


GAY PORN


MOVIE REVIEW

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.  I really liked it.  Even better than the first movie.  Not only smart, but action-packed.  It's two hours long, but my hyper little nephew managed to enjoy every minute of it without getting restless.

I liked that they didn't go the gung-ho action route.  Could've easily turned it into an us-vs-them, man-vs-ape war movie.  But instead of cheering the violence, you felt sickened by the senselessness of it all.

I really do think Andy Serkis deserves an Oscar for his pioneering work as Gollum (Lord of the Rings) and Caesar (Planet of the Apes).  I was also impressed with Toby Kebbell as the Ape villain Koba.  He was cruel.  He was backstabbing.  But he was clearly broken.  Physically and mentally tortured by human experiments. I'm curious to see how Kebbell turns out as Doctor Doom in the new Fantastic Four reboot.

My only nitpick was the rationale for powering up the electric dam.  They kept saying they needed electricity to turn on a transmitter tower so they could communicate with the outside world and find other survivors.  But couldn't they have simply relied on a gas-powered generator?  Or better yet, use ham radio?  That whole angle seemed silly to me.

MY LIFE

I'm turning 34 next week.  I'm gonna make a resolution to take better care of myself.

  • I want to lose thirty pounds.  Doubt I'll get that far but 10-15 would be nice.
  • I need to get my teeth taken care of. I haven't been to a dentist since the last millennium.  I've got insurance.  I just keep putting it off.  
  • Need new shoes.  My last pair literally disintegrated around March.  I blamed it on the harsh winter.  So I got waterproof work boots but now they're falling apart too! 
  • Need more casual clothes.  I've got a ton of polos.  But very few t-shirts and jeans.  
  • I want some bar outfits.  Something distinctive, a signature look for me.
  • I need to get in the habit of going to the barber on a more regular basis. I let my hair grow out too long.
  • I need to get laid.  I've been on hiatus lately.  But I'm starting to turn into an old queen.  Need to show the youngins that I still got it.

STR8 PORN


PORN REVIEW


  • Crashead.  Xhamster.  Over a dozen videos of a guy fucking life-size dolls.
  • Fuckalone.xxx.  Straight porn tube site.  Has a lot of nice quality stuff.  Including full movies and clips from sites such as Young Legal Porn and Dancing Bear. 

BI PORN

Bi Sex Garden Party one, two and three

7/25/2014

MUSINGS

Got into an argument with a spoiled hipster about affordable housing.  He said it was perfectly possible for someone who makes less than $1,000 a month to afford an apartment for less than $400. Yeah.  If you're splitting rent/utilities/internet with other people.  And you've got mommy and daddy paying for your car, car insurance, health insurance and phone while helping you out with laundry, gifts, and meals.  I hate it when people brag about being independent when they're really not.

STR8 PORN

BOOK REVIEW

Mr. Mercedes by Stephen King. Crime thriller about a retired detective taking on a spree killer.

It's not horror.  Doesn't have any supernatural elements whatsoever.  The story's surprisingly predictable.  But overall I liked it.  Classic King.  Breezed right through it.

MUSINGS

How would Christianity deal with aliens?

I think the Mormons would be the most accepting because life on other planets is specifically mentioned in the Book of Mormon.

The Catholic Church would be welcoming too.  It has a long history of adopting pagan traditions.  I imagine the pope would be one of the first world leaders to hug an alien and ask for a donation.

The Protestants would be mixed.  Episcopalians, Presbyterians and Methodists don't really give a shit.  But Baptists and Pentecostals would have a hard time adapting.

The Orthodox Church's reaction would be self-serving.  If their people are anti-alien, then they'll be too.  If folks are excited, then so will they.  Wherever the wind blows them.

As for other religions, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus and pagans would simply shrug.  Orthodox Jews might wig out a little bit, but only if aliens were right smack in front of them and not following the Sabbath.  Islam would be the most conflicted.  Some would embrace aliens, eager to make a deal.  Others would reject them automatically as infidels.

FUCK THE ECONOMY

Cincinnati State announces layoffs. I had hoped to find a better job at a university, but they're all cutting back.

FUCK THE WAR ON GUNS

Doctor saves lives by firing back at hospital shooter. Imagine if he hadn't exercised his Second Amendment right to bear arms.  We'd be looking at another mass shooting and more whining from the extreme left in support of gun control.

7/24/2014

STR8 PORN


MOVIE REVIEW

Sx_Tape.  2013 horror movie about a couple who try to make a sex tape in an abandoned hospital.  It's from Bernard Rose, the guy who did Candyman, and is done in the found-footage style of Paranormal Activity.

I didn't like it.  Slow.  Boring.  All of the characters were annoying.  Wasn't very scary.  And worst of all, there was barely any sex! Everyone kept their damn clothes on.

If I had made it, I would've tried two different options:

  • Sexploitation. Let's show the flashbacks of the ghost girl fucking other patients, fucking the orderlies, fucking the doctor like a total nympho.  Let's throw 2-3 couples in and have them all fucking around.  Have fun with it. 1980s-style campy titty flick.
  • Grindhouse.  Lots of 1970s-style hardcore brutality.  Ghost girl was raped by inmates/orderlies/doctor.  Takes her revenge out on people by sexually torturing them.  After all, there's nothing scarier than watching a guy lose his balls or get something forcibly shoved up his ass.

FUCK ILLEGAL ALIENS

Arrest warrant issued for illegal alien from Mexico who has highly contagious drug-resistant tuberculosis.  God only knows how many Americans he has infected. Lets see my friends on the left preach about open borders when their kids start coughing up blood and keeling over.

PORN REVIEW


  • Jamo.tv.  Straight porn tube site featuring Japanese movies.
  • Sexvidx.  Straight porn tube site featuring Japanese movies.  Has a nice selection.  More than the generic schoolgirl stuff.

STR8 PORN

Horny Mermaid.  Japanese movie about a mermaid forced to turn into a human and fuck her captors.

7/23/2014

GAY PORN


PORN REVIEW

Tammy Fellatrix.  Xhamster.  Over a hundred videos of a crossdresser in action.

STR8 PORN


NAUGHTY MUSINGS

India's 90-year-old sexpert.

My favorite exchange:

Q: My friend thinks that her breasts are getting larger because of masturbation. Is this possible?
A: No. Does she think her clitoris is an air pump?


7/22/2014

GAY PORN

Nerd guy wrecks the ass out of his 25-year-old cub bottom.  Surprisingly hot.

MUSINGS

Some random thoughts I had today

  • My friend was telling me about her cousin who is a mystery author.  It led me to have an epiphany for my own comic murder mystery novel.  The lead character would be a serial killer who offed D-list celebrities and reality stars.  But every time one got pushed off a balcony, overdosed on a poisoned cocktail or crashed their car off a cliff, nobody gave a shit, making him madder and madder.
  • My friend told me that hours after she got laid off, the university announced the hiring of a new executive that made more money than all of the people laid off combined.  Budget cuts in one hand. Fatcat bonuses in the other.  That's the American Way!
  • My mom said that a Big Lots and Aldis is gonna open at the Kmart that just closed in town near where she works.  I hope that's true. My parents could do all of their shopping there.

PORN REVIEW


  • Areallytallboy.  Xtube.  Seventy five videos of gay S&M bondage.  His specialty is wrapping people up in duct tape like a mummy.  I'm too claustrophobic for that.
  • 3x4ever.  Tumblr.  Swedish gay guy tapes himself fucking other twinks.

NAUGHTY DICTIONARY

Felching.  When you suck cum out of a guy's ass and then swallow it or put it in their mouth with a big sloppy kiss.  A friend told me he did it the other night.  Not really my cup of tea. Mainly because I don't like the idea of having unsafe sex. Can see a video of it here.

CRAZY PORN

Dirty Old Gay Guys

  • Geezer Orgy.  One guy was so old he arrived in a wheelchair.

Dirty Old Straight Guys

GAY PORN


NAUGHTY PICTURES

Black guy shows off his really big dick at Mardi Gras

FOOD

Tom+Chee announces layoffs. I like their food but I think they got way too carried away with expansion.  Saw themselves as the next Chipotle.  They're pooh-poohing it as mere growing pains but it's pretty bad when you have to let your own PR person go.

NAUGHTY POLITICS

New book reveals more of Bill Clinton's illicit affairs.  You have to take all of this stuff with a grain of salt. Although it's probably true that the Israelis/British/Russians bugged him and I've heard rumors about him banging Elizabeth Hurley and Gina Gershon before.

I do think Bubba's a liability for Hillary Clinton.  From what I've heard, he's still a huge womanizer.  He and Hillary pretty much lead separate lives.  The liberal media covers his dalliances up.  Mainly because nobody really gives a shit anymore.  But wait until he's in the public eye again.  The Clintons will march into the White House heads held high.  And leave like they did before. Laughingstocks.  Like the Kardashians with sex tapes and soap opera shenanigans.

MOVIE REVIEW

Jiro Dreams of Sushi.  2011 documentary about an 85-year-old Japanese sushi master.  Caught it on Netflix.

I liked it. Not so much for the zen-like old guy.  Work is life.  Life is work.  Blah blah blah.  But for the background on sushi.

7/21/2014

PORN REVIEW


  • BenBigDick.  Xtube.  Nine videos of British twink Ben Fisher.  Mostly of him jerking off, but there is one of him fucking a guy.
  • Cheer Boy 2005.  Tumblr.  Mix of gay porn pictures and the occasional video.
  • Explosive Ride.  Tumblr.  Lots of self pics of naked guys.
  • MOTDRobert2.  Tumblr.  Nice selection of pictures and videos of straight guys.
  • Naked Dudes for the Ladies.  Tumblr.  Selfies of naked straight guys.
  • Scotts-Dicks.  Tumblr.  Large selection of gay porn pictures and videos.

GAY PORN


NAUGHTY PICTURES


NAUGHTY PICTURES

Rapper T. I. caught skinny-dipping

FUCK LITTLE BROTHER

License plate readers. A lot of folks don't realize this.  But your car is constantly being scanned by cops and private contractors.  Cops are looking for criminals and unpaid tickets.  The contractors are looking for repos and sell the rest of the information to consumer research groups.  Doesn't matter if you avoid the highways, they get you in the parking lots of malls/grocery stores, randomly on residential streets, or they literally drive by your house and scan your car in the driveway.

On the surface, it sounds harmless enough.  Not like you know.  But now Little Brother is starting to patch in to Big Brother.  The Skynet-like supercomputers are up and running.  It's what Edward Snowden was warning about with the NSA.

ALL of your phone calls.  ALL of your emails.  ALL of your credit/debit/ATM card transactions are being recorded.  Every time you drive, you're being recorded by cops, traffic cameras, private contractors and toll booths.  Your DVR is being monitored.  So is your usage of gas, water and electricity.  That's why I laugh when hippies talk about being off the grid.  There's no such thing.

Wait until the Kill Switch technology is implemented. Then the sci-fi movie stuff comes real.

Citizen, you have committed a thought-crime. Your bank account is now locked.  Your phone and email has been compromised.  Your car will not start.  But if you do manage to flee, we will quickly find you.  So please stand by so our operatives can transport you to a Re-Education Center.  We thank you for your cooperation...

NAUGHTY PICTURES

Tobi from the British reality show Magaluf Weekender" shows off his dick in SnapChat

PORN REVIEW

Gay porn Tumblrs

STR8 PORN


NAUGHTY PICTURES


GAY PORN


7/20/2014

SCI-FI GEEK

Falling Skies villain teleconference. This is why I gave up on the show.  Way too cheesy.

STR8 PORN


  • The Intimate Diary of Mr Leon.  1976 French movie from Alpha France about a man's love of spanking. It's considered a cult classic because it helped make S&M a little more mainstream.
  • Nazi general sits and presides over his officers having an orgy in a ballroom.
  • Piece of Heaven.  1988 movie from CDI about two guys (Tom Byron, Peter North) sitting up in heaven watching couples fuck.  My favorite was the finale when they see two girls playing with each other and decide to join in.  
  • Pleasure Maze.  1986 sci-fi spoof from Essex about android hookers being test driven.
  • Road Service.  Also known as Faster and Harder.  1973 movie from Video Home Library.  I liked the opening scene when Marc Stevens is fucking Andrea True doggystyle at the kitchen table while she's eating breakfast. Alas, both of them have moved on to the big porno set in the sky.  He died in 1989, supposedly from AIDS.  She went on to make the disco song "More, More, More" before passing away in 2011.

WEBCAM REVIEW

Note:  You will only see action if they're online and up to something.

  • Hotguys22.  Chaturbate.  Cute 26-year-old Hungarian gay couple fucking online.
  • Wizz99.  Chaturbate.  Group of young German guys jerking off.

FUCK LITTLE BROTHER

California cities fine homeowners for not watering lawns, states fine them for watering. I've never understood the American obsession with green lawns.

POLITICS

Influx of South Americans drives Miami's renaissance.  Sometimes I get accused of racism because I'm very hardline on illegal immigration.  The irony is that I believe Spanish should be made an official second language.  I think America's long-term future lies to the south.  Mexico is a failed state.  We should absorb it. Then focus on making Central America, South America and the Caribbean our vassals.

STR8 PORN


  • Champagne for Breakfast.  1980 movie from Essex about a wealthy nympho (Lesllie Bovee) who hires a chauffeur (John Leslie) to drive her around.
  • Downstairs Upstairs.  1980 movie from TVX spoofing "Upstairs, Downstairs" about butlers, maids and wealthy people on a fancy estate.  There's a brief scene between midget Luis De Jesus and Lisa De Leeuw but otherwise it's rather conventional.
  • I'm A Sex Addict.  Spoof of reality shows like Intervention.  Five guys have a therapy meeting but end up gangbanging a girl.
  • Intimate Journal.  Originally known as "Journal Intime de Campagne."  2006 French movie from Marc Dorcel imported by Wicked Pictures and dubbed into English about a girl writing about all the sexual adventures she and her friends had at a farmhouse over a holiday weekend.  

REST IN PEACE

James Garner.  I grew up watching The Rockford Files.

7/17/2014

MUSINGS

Should bars and bartenders be cited for serving drunk drivers?  A repeat drunk driver hit and killed a guy earlier this year.  He got 9 1/2 years in prison.  But the bar and the bartender were also charged with selling beer to an intoxicated person.  I think it's bullshit.  We can argue all we want about judgement but in the end the buck stops with the driver. I feel sorry for the victim's wife, but if you wanna throw the blame around, how about the system that lets drunk drivers keep going and going?  If we're gonna lecture bartenders over cutting people off, then why didn't the judge cut this guy off before with his previous offenses?  And would there even be charges if this was a posh bar at the Banks, OTR or owned by someone well-connected like Jeff Ruby?  Something tells me that shit would've been swept under the rug.

NAUGHTY POLITICS

The Nordic Model of Prostitution.  The Europeans are starting to back away from legalizing prostitution.  The Amsterdam experiment hasn't worked as well as hoped.  Sex trafficking is actually way up.  Going back to cracking the whip and criminalizing prostitution altogether is out because that's already failed miserably.  So now folks are looking at what Sweden and it's Scandinavian neighbors have done.  Let the prostitutes go but go after the johns. The Swedes claim that they've cut sex trafficking in half but I'm dubious.

I think the solution is to continue to mainstream sex work more.  Make it more of a legitimate business.  Hit the criminal gangs harder.

GAY PORN


STR8 PORN


PORN REVIEW

SteveWill.  XTube.  Over thirty videos of a guy sucking and getting fucked by guys he meets on Grindr, Scruff or in the woods.  My favorites:

7/16/2014

BOOK REVIEW

Mother Nature Is Trying To Kill You by Canadian biologist and television personality Dr. Dan Riskin. Quick fun read .  Thanks to Mark for recommending it.

He makes a number of really interesting points:

  • Nature aint special.  Hippies promote vegetarianism but if it's so natural then why are so many animals carnivores?  Want to turn your back on modern medicine?  Fine, let's go back to dying from diarrhea and paper cuts, watching our kids die.  Want to base our laws on nature?  Okay.  Then that means rape is legal because many animals force themselves on each other.  
  • Animals aint special.  Mother nature aint pretty out there.  Animals kill each other all the time.  They eat their own babies.  Even if humans disappeared, nature still fucks animals over, killing off the weak and the unlucky.
  • We're nothing more than meat robots who are slaves to our DNA.  He hems and haws at the end about how we can CHOOSE to love, but that's just a bunch of baloney. He doesn't love his wife and son.  That's just his DNA telling him to reproduce and protect his offspring. Humans aren't special.  They're nothing more than animals, driven to fuck and survive.  The only thing that makes them different is that they have the ability to delude themselves into thinking they're special.  Your partner doesn't love you.  They're just using you to survive.  If you're no longer of any use, they'll leave.  Your kids don't love you.  They're just using you to survive.  If you're no longer of use, they'll send you packing.  You will die alone.  Buried and forgotten.  Just like any other animal. It's extremely cynical and depressing.  But that's reality.  

STR8 PORN

NAUGHTY POLITICS

The Lynching of Tiger Mandingo.  He wasn't a saint.  He repeatedly had unprotected sex even though he knew he was HIV positive.  But on the flip side, his sexual partners aren't saints either.  They chose to have unprotected sex with a stranger they met online.  The only reason he's facing jail time is because he's a black gay man in a backwards white hick town.

7/15/2014

TRANNY PORN

Mexican tranny tapes herself getting fucked in a bathroom

GAY PORN


  • Compilation of nude Vine videos one and two.  Lots of cute straight guys. Surprisingly hardcore.  I wasn't expecting so many cumshots.
  • Dunen Spritzer. Also known as "Sex On the Beach." 2001 German twink movie from Man's Best about three guys camping.
  • Dunkle Engle.  Also known as Dark Angels. 1998 German twink movie from Man's Best about a cult.  I liked the initiation orgy at the beginning.

MUSINGS

One of the biggest life lessons I've learned is to avoid dealing with Human Resources people at all costs.  Even if an HR person is nice, at the end of the day, they work for management.  Their job isn't to protect you.  It's to protect your boss.  Sometimes they do that by practicing tough love and telling bosses to get their shit together.  But most HR harpies are too lazy to do that. It's just easier to ignore problems and get rid of anyone who complains.

My mom learned that today.  She filed a complaint about her hours being cut.  The HR lady seemed very sympathetic.  Led my mom on for weeks.  Promised that everything would be taken care of.  Just to call today to coldly inform her that she will remain at two days a week and if she didn't like it, she could always move on.

My mom was devastated.  She thought twelve years of loyal service would have meant something.  But it doesn't.  There's no such thing as loyalty.  You're only as good as you are useful.  I'll never forget what happened to my friend.  She needed to spend more time with her dying husband.  Her boss, the boss's boss and the HR lady sweet talked her into going part-time.  Then the moment she took unpaid time off to put her husband in hospice, they fired her.  Her husband died days later. They got rid of her because it was easier to do that than deal with scheduling problems.

BOOK REVIEW

Skin Game by Jim Butcher.  Fifteenth book in the Dresden Files fantasy series.

I loved it.  Most series fizzle out after the third or fourth.  But these books get better and better.  Reminds me a lot of the tv-show "Supernatural."  Great characters.  Interesting fantasy world (wizards, angels, monsters, fairies).  With a lot of wry humor thrown in. I especially enjoyed his depiction of Hades. Whether it's Santa Claus or Bigfoot, Jim Butcher has very unique takes on things.

NAUGHTY DICTIONARY

Mamading.  Contest where you give the most blowjobs in a short amount of time.  It comes from the Spanish word "mamada" which means blowjob. It was made famous by a British girl who blew over twenty guys in two minutes while at a bar on the resort island of Majorca.  You can see the video here.

7/14/2014

STR8 PORN

Japanese porn

MUSINGS

Bunbury Day 3

The Music

  • The Lighthouse and the Whaler.  Folk rock band from Cleveland.  Not bad.  Checked them out while waiting during the rain delay.
  • Red Wanting Blue.  Rock band from Columbus. Checked them out while waiting for the main acts.  I think they have the potential to be like Mumford and Sons.  Liked the storytelling in their songs.
  • ZZ Ward.  Blues singer.  Liked her a lot more than I thought I would.
  • Young the Giant.  Started out laid back and mellow but then ended with a bang.
  • The Flaming Lips.  My favorite band of Bunbury.  Blew everyone else away.  Made Fall Out Boy and Empire of the Sun look like junior high bands.  They had the rock and roll.  They had the stage show. But most of all they had the energy.  It was just a big psychedelic party.
General Musings

  • Got lucky with the rain.  There was a downpour in the very beginning that caused an hour delay but after that it tapered off.  It started to rain again at the very end but by then it was a welcome relief to cool off.  My friend was freaked out by the thunder.  Kept wanting to take shelter.  But I didn't want to hide under a bridge all damn day.  
  • I can see why my vegetarian friends go ga ga for Island Noodles.  I'm normally not a big fan of noodles, but these were very yummy.  You get a lot too.  Felt like I ate a pound of veggies.
  • The food trucks should stay open at the end.  I was hungry after Flaming Lips.  Ended up going to White Castles.
  • Sawyer Point should do more concerts with the River Stage.  I think it's better than the Main Stage because you not only get to sit but have a beautiful river background too.

7/13/2014

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UNDER THE RAINBOW

Nixon's 1971 approach to the "gay" problem. Even though he was a crazy asshole, he was right about himself.  Up to that point, he was the most tolerant president.

  • LBJ was notoriously homophobic, misogynistic, racist and mean-spirited.  
  • Kennedy sneered at gays.  
  • Eisenhower, Truman and FDR were responsible for homophobic anti-communist witch hunts.
Of course it's interesting to hear Henry Kissinger mumble along and kiss ass.  I can see why Christopher Hitchens had such disdain for him.  Very few have ever really called him out on his bullshit.  He has this whole persona of being a wise sage, yet if you listen to the Nixon tapes, he's there the entire time, nodding along to the craziest shit.

MOVIE REVIEW

Hostel: Part III.  Direct-to-dvd sequel. Caught it on Netflix.

I was disappointed with it.  Had so much potential. Could've done a lot with the Las Vegas setting.  But instead it was just another lame "kidnapped people get served up for torture in a warehouse" story.  The horror was surprisingly boring.  I was also disappointed by the lack of sex.  That's always been a key feature of the Hostel series.  Snuff porn. Women in peril.  Sexploitation.  But they totally ran away from that.  Didn't have a single sex scene.

Here's how I would've redone the movie:

  • The opening scene with the couple getting drugged. Turn it into a steamy shower threesome first where the snatcher fucks them then drugs them.  
  • Liven up the bachelor party.  Have them walk through a sex club full of crazy orgy shit going on.  When they hook up with the prostitutes, throw in a sex scene.  Preferably them taking turns with a girl.
  • The Mad Scientist torture scene.  Yeah peeling the guy's face off was freaky. But I say Human Centipede that shit.  Turn sexploitation around and focus the movie on torturing douchey guys.  Castration perhaps.
  • The Huntress scene.  Strapping a guy into a chair and shooting him with arrows is lame.  She should've rode his dick then turned him loose to hunt him down with those arrows like a crazy Amazon warrior.  After all, it's the Hunting Club.  Nobody gets chased in the movie.
  • The friend reveals that he's not only part of it, but he's gonna kill the groom and fuck his bride.  It turned into a hokey fight scene.  I would've had the friend rape the guy's wife in front of him.  The groom gets free.  He tortures the fuck out of the guy out of revenge.  Then he gets killed by the bride, because SURPRISE, she knew all along that he keeps cheating on her (cue past hooker scene) so she was part of it all.
  • The movie then ends with the Hunting Club intact and another Vegas victim being set up.

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7/12/2014

WEBCAM REVIEW

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MUSINGS

Bunbury Day Two

The Music

  • New Politics. I liked them.  Fun indie pop.  I was impressed with the lead singer's acrobatic breakdancing.  I also give him and his partner kudos on their English.  I had no idea they were Danish.
  • Paramore.  I was the most meh about them.  But they surprised me.  Stole the show.  Hayley Williams is a pro.  She did a great job at engaging the audience, even going so far as to pulling a random lucky fan on stage to sing with her.  My favorite moment was when she stopped the show out of amazement that a skunk was right smack in front of her spraying the front row. Don't know how in the world it got there.
  • Fall Out Boy. They were about what I expected.  Not bad.  But not spectacular either.  Standard rock act.  They needed better lighting.  Kept getting blinded by one of the background lights.
General Musings
  • I think the scheduling was messed up.  Cults was oddly placed in the middle of the Fall Out Boy lineup.  They should have been moved to Sunday and their spot turned over to Foxy Shazam.  They and Andrew WK got shafted.  Deserved better spots.
  • I was reminded that at festivals it's always important to find out the price of a meal before you buy.  A gyro and lemonade cost me sixteen bucks! Ugh and they weren't even that good.
  • I take a certain schadenfreude out of seeing yuppies fall to the heat.  They're so used to pampered air conditioning that anything over 75 degrees is an inferno to them. Watching them whine about having to walk to their cars is annoying too.  Oh the humanity!  

SCI-FI GEEK

Late author Marion Zimmer Bradley (Mists of Avalon) accused by daughter of being a crazy psycho child molester. She sounds like a bad villain from a V. C. Andrews novel. I was never able to get into the Avalon books.

MOVIE REVIEW


The Goonies.  Watched it again as part of my Corey Feldman/Corey Haim movie marathon.  It's been over twenty years since I saw it last.  Forgot how much I liked it.  Definitely a timeless classic.  I didn't realize Joe Pantoliano from the Sopranos was one of the bad guys. There's been talk recently of a sequel.  I'm open to it as long as they keep the innocence and sense of adventure. Kids movies today are so bland and devoid of life.  Manufactured Disney/Nickelodeon tv-movie tripe.

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MUSINGS

Bunbury Day One.

The Music

  • Wild Club. Nashville-based indie rock group.  They're still very new, but I liked them. Nice guys.
  • Cage the Elephant.  Good old-fashioned rock band.  The lead singer stage dived and I ended up with his crotch in my face!
  • Fitz and the Tantrums.  Indie pop band.  My favorite of the day.  Big ole funky dance party. High energy.  Know how to get the audience to participate.
  • Empire of the Sun.  I was rather skeptical of them but overall I was pleasantly surprised by their stage show.  My advice to them is to get away from the generic electronic dance music and fully embrace the pop rock opera.  Be like GWAR.  Aliens land on the stage and party.
General Musings
  • The layout was better this year.  Stages were more evenly spaced so you didn't have huge traffic jams.
  • It was less crowded this year so I got great spots up front.
  • Fell in love with this hippie chick.  Everyone who sat in her little circle got a hit from a joint, a baby wipe to clean themselves off with and a swig of vodka she sneaked in through packets she bought at Party Source. I ended up sitting with her, her cute stoner Mexican boyfriend, two radio guys who looked like like a young Bradley Cooper and Jonah Hill, and a girl who acted like Snooki.

7/10/2014

SCIENCE

Nine common food ingredients that Americans eat but are banned in other countries. A lot of folks don't realize just how lax the FDA is.  We're overloaded with toxic chemicals.  But nobody pays attention because Big Business owns the government, media and schools.

MOVIE REVIEW

The United States of Autism.  2013 documentary about a father of an autistic boy traveling across the country interviewing other individuals and families dealing with autism and Aspergers.

I liked it.  I was impressed with the diversity.  A lot of autism documentaries end up focusing on rich white people.  He managed to interview African-Americans, Asian-Americans, even Muslims and Mormons.

I'm a little more sympathetic to the anti-vaccine crowd now.  While science still leans against them, I do understand why they're so passionate.  They make a good point.  What if by giving a child over half a dozen shots in a short amount of time, the mercury triggers the autism gene?

I don't know if mercury has contributed to autism, but I do think it's caused a lot more damage than folks realize.  Government and Big Business try to shoot it down because they don't want to admit the truth.  That a wide range of FDA-approved household chemicals are responsible for killing millions of people over the past fifty years.

FUCK REPUBLICANS

I think the whole "Michelle Obama is a tranny" meme is crazy. I give Joan Rivers a pass because that's just her shtick. She does old-fashioned insult comedy.  Michelle Obama aint exactly my favorite first lady.  I think there are a lot of legitimate criticisms of her ranging from fucking up school lunches to being fake and unnecessarily political.  But calling her a tranny just takes away from that.  Makes her critics look like assholes.  If Republicans want to woo women, gays, African-Americans and young people, this aint the way to do it!

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